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Yesterday in the office someone ripped major ass and then the room started to smell poopy. The person responsible was not only wearing pants, but claimed to be wearing underwear too. If we're counting, that is two anus masks, yet I'm still breathing in their butthole wind. How is this possible?
posted ago by Snake ago by Snake +390 / -2

🎵🎵🎵

I close my ass

Only for a moment, and the moment's gone

All my memes

Pass gas before my eyes, a curiosity

Poo particles in the wind

All they are is poo particles in the wind

🎵🎵🎵

Edit: tweaked these lyrics

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– rebbel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too many of you dumbshits think farts stink because poop particles are floatimg in the air.

Farts smell because they contain sulfur and methane gasses which easily pass through cloth. Blow your breath through your shirt....

Stop trying to outsmart people with fucking retarded arguments...

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– Cpl_McMerica_1775 2 points ago +2 / -0

Obviously you're not up on the latest thermal fart imaging these days.

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