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I close my ass
Only for a moment, and the moment's gone
All my memes
Pass gas before my eyes, a curiosity
Poo particles in the wind
All they are is poo particles in the wind
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Edit: tweaked these lyrics
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Stand six feet from his asshole
My wife stands that far behind me when Iām bent over because her cock is so big.
haven't seen u in a while, barack
Yeah, Iāve had more cum in my ass than usual here lately. It takes FOREVER to clean it all out.
Oh, you!
I did not need that mental image.
At all.
I bet pulling Creepy Joes strings while cumdouching is tricky business right?
PO2 is a much smaller molecule, duh!
Fart particulates are far more vapourous in nature.
Viral spewings have tose virus parts wit little spiky flowery bits. Those het trapped in the mask
A fart... Is an ethereal vapour.... Sublime yet potent
I shall ALWAYS vigilantly & valiantly defend ones right to freely flatulate
LOL you guys never fail to put a smile on my face.
Butthole wind. I can die now. I have heard it all.
I think we've triggered some lefty I see a lot of posts with -1 on every comment. Like this is reddit and we care.
Maybe it's one of Xi's bots. Either way it's hilarious.
But don't worry, your facemask will stop COVID
Because Leftards deny particle physics and microbiology.
Wearing two pairs of underwear is just common sense.
- Fauci
Inconceivable.
Sounds like your office needs to require mandatory butt plugs to prevent the spread of butthole wind.
Too many of you dumbshits think farts stink because poop particles are floatimg in the air.
Farts smell because they contain sulfur and methane gasses which easily pass through cloth. Blow your breath through your shirt....
Stop trying to outsmart people with fucking retarded arguments...
Obviously you're not up on the latest thermal fart imaging these days.
Indole & scatole
Are you not smart enough to realize I was just playing around with the song Dust in the Wind?
Pro life hack...
Stick a dryer sheet in your ass crack when gassy
Your friends & co workers will be impressed by your mountain fresh wild flower farts