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AceOfTrumps 10 points ago +10 / -0

Is that a mask on his doll?

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AlabamaSlamma [S] 8 points ago +9 / -1

Yes. The picture gets better the more you look at it.

He's at work, taking a selfie of himself hiding from imaginary weather. I guess the idea is that you should practice hiding, so that if it rains or snows you know what to do.

So he's at work, pretending to hide from the rain, with his doll that's wearing a mask.

Before he got down on his knees though, he had to go fetch an OSHA approved rubber floor mat so he wouldn't hurt his knees.

Then he had to ask someone to photograph him doing all this, for his "selfie" so he could share it online for those sweet cuckbucks.

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sickofaltspin 2 points ago +4 / -2

"I guess the idea is that you should practice hiding, so that if it rains or snows you know what to do."

People are killed from sudden straight-line winds and and tornados regularly - many would survive if they had protected their head and neck.

As someone who has recovered those bodies, it's pretty fucking stupid for you to conflate the very real and very important job of education of the public by the National Weather Service - one of the few parts of our government that isn't just grifting you and actually does quite a good job with their alert system to help people . Do you feel the same about fire drills in large structures? Or do you prefer that when it happens, good men should be killed trying to rescue the uninformed?

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AlabamaSlamma [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Let me know when the last faggot in downtown Portland died from a "sudden straight-line wind" please.

Until then, it looks like typical government waste/theater to me.

Sorry if that offends you.

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KuhlooKuhlay 3 points ago +4 / -1

People are killed from sudden straight-line winds and and tornados regularly

Not in Portland and not in Oregon really either.

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sickofaltspin 0 points ago +2 / -2

Read the last sentence again. People would say the same about NYC but Brooklyn got hit with a 9 mile long tornado that injured 9 in 2007. Portland itself had 6 deaths in 1972 from a 6 mile long line of them. It happens - and who better to reach out to provide BASIC UNDERSTANDING OF WHAT TO DO than people like yourself who assume they don't need to know what to do?

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riesling 0 points ago +1 / -1

Looks like a white guy who converted to Islam and is doing his prayer.