Even the weather service in Portland is cucked - And no, this is not a joke
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Oh, so now I'm "so fucking disturbed?"
I think it's stupid to warn people in Portland, OR about tornadoes. Because tornadoes happen a scant few times a century there. That's the totality of it. I'm not anti weather service all of the sudden I just think like most things associated with media and government they are alarmist, sensationalistic and sometimes flat out full of shit. Just report the fucking weather and be done with it don't turn it into a soap opera or an episode of Captain Planet.
Kind of depends where they live. Catch my drift yet?
You are bitching about something that is on the entire site nationwide in the middle of tornado season you twit - they don't waste money on having hundreds of regional content managers.
Further - it is a good idea for people to know what the fucking do even if it is rare - ESPECIALLY in places where it is rare. Odds are people in the midwest and mid-atlantic already know what to do but again - WHAT IS THE FUCKING HARM in sharing the same advice everywhere? There is no location in the US that doesn't run a risk of being hit by a tornado or straight line wind (which kill as many) event.
You're just like the fucking SJWs pissed off at the phrase "Safe Space" even though NOAA has used that terminology for disaster preparedness training since the 19 fucking 70s to describe a place in your home or workplace that you are best protected from flying debris in the event of destructive winds.
The harm is that the message either falls on deaf ears or reaches the wrong person. The facts are that tornadoes occur in some places and they really don't occur in other places. If you want to warn people about tornadoes it would make the most sense to do so in places where tornadoes actually happen and not in places where they don't happen.
Here's a map where tornadoes occur:
https://weather.com/safety/tornado/news/2020-03-26-average-number-of-tornadoes-by-state-each-year-united-states
Here's a chart showing tornado deaths per year:
https://inside.nssl.noaa.gov/nsslnews/2009/03/us-annual-tornado-death-tolls-1875-present/
Hey, stop being a dipshit - tornados are NOT the only weather events covered - just a common one.
So, you're saying that they need to run 30+ different CMS systems all with fresh content being made because Florida rarely gets snow so they totally shouldn't be given guidance on how to fucking drive on snow covered streets? No one EVER travels to other parts of the country too. You're fucking short sighted and pissed off that someone pointed out you didn't know what the fuck you are talking about and now you want to try to justify your triggered ass over the term "safe space."
You really are no better than the low IQ lefties you claim to be against.
"Average number per year" of ONLY tornados - obviously you could use some remedial safety training about severe weather since you think ONLY tornados are dangerous: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Northwest_windstorm
I never knew there was such as thing as a weather warning Karen.
Sheesh you must be a fun person to be around.