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women_for_trump 12 points ago +12 / -0

I know when I fly my main concern is the diversity of the cockpit. So what if we crash and die. At least we can virtue signal on the way down.

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MostBannedMAGA 5 points ago +6 / -1

Remember the 757 plane fiasco?

Well during that it was exposed they got rid of all the genius Americans and hired a bunch of low paid noob software developers from india and china.

We are screwed.

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VoidWanderer 4 points ago +4 / -0

That type of thinking is what caused the blockage of the Suez recently. I'm not looking forward to what this is going to cause.

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Wcvarn 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just like my doctors, no thank you.

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borga 3 points ago +3 / -0

Just remember the tragic flights that grounded the 737 Max. Not that Boeing wasn't guilty.

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Kiss_The_Ring [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

Dis is yo pilot Laqueesha, we gon be flyin' at fowty thousand foot today...

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TDAF 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sum Ting Wong

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Racist 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wi Tu Lo

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TraitorJoes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wi Tu Lo

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Heywood_youblowme 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine flying on a plane that hires pilots who maybe can't fly so good, but they sure can black!

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OldKYguy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hello and thank you for flying with us today. We'll be landing in 15 minutes or far less and remember, Allya Snackbaaaaaaaaaaaars.

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GWNorthman 2 points ago +2 / -0

So more plane crashes. Got it.

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Greenhills 1 point ago +1 / -0

We need a conservative airline.

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ICUP1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Will they also take us on diverse flight routes through Lower Manhattan?

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JamesBond007 1 point ago +1 / -0

I won't and we can afford to choose. They are as mean and surly as snakes and it went downhill from when they were at their best as Continental. The cabin staff is always looking for an affront to their "Power" and love to pick a fight and ruin a customer, I've seen it several times.

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AnIdahoan 1 point ago +1 / -0

They already had diversity in people they kick out the plane, so it's only fair.

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MetallicOpeth 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the actual fuck does diversity have to do with flying a plane? You fly a plane one way...

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pred129 1 point ago +1 / -0

dose United not remember the last time they let Diverse pilots into the cabins?

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healthy2legs 1 point ago +1 / -0

Chuck Yeager has an anecdote in his autobiography where they were told to train a black test pilot, but there weren't any who could meet the standards to qualify. I forget if they lowered the standards and let a black guy kill himself playing test pilot or not.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Huh that’s an interesting skyline behind that plane. 🤔

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crazyjackel 1 point ago +1 / -0

They promise this shit and then they go to recruit the actual diverse people and find out that there is so few that are actually talented and useful, so they get like 20 and virtue signal.

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Why are we so close to those buildings, and is the captain shouting 'Aloha Snackbar'?"