CNN fact check false. The only country faggots enough to make a dildo bike is indeed China. If GEOTUS were to buy a dildo bike, it would therefore be Chinese.
The 'lawsuit' ..
To be fair, Swallowswell might have had a Real panicked several minutes that he could actually be arrested and ptd for all of his myriad treasons.
But, Dems stole control .. so now it's back to him throating Chynna, as usual.
A loathsome, self hating one. I think we all went to high school with one of these guys that nobody liked and avoided like the plague. It’s amazing that such an unlikeable person ever got to such an elected position, even in the Dem party. Then again, Schiff is another and look how far he got.
That type of person is exactly who is drawn to public facing positions (media, politics). They seek the validation they never got in high school. It's all about propping up their fragile egos, and feeding their neuroses.
Isn't this the same guy who insinuated that the government would nuke American citizens who didn't want to give up their guns?
What a pearl-clutching faggot. He deserves to be hanged publicly
As Plaintiff watched this horror unfold, he texted with his wife in what he felt could be his last moments, telling her, ‘I love you very much. And our babies.'
LMFAO, you were never in any real danger you pussy, but you should've been.
Yeah I still don’t think what I read is real news. Prove this is not satire, somebody. I just can’t buy it’s real.
I mean. I laughed reading each part. Actual reporting of news generally doesn’t do that. So.... I have to believe the rest of you are getting played by taking this seriously.
Fine. Now how about we all file a class action suit against Swalwell for causing us severe emotional distress by sleeping with a Chinese spy while serving on the House Intelligence Committee?
If he's suffering from emotional distress, should he be performing his duties as a Representative? He may not be mentally fit for the job in his state. He should resign and seek treatment.
Well, I’m sure the first thing he did when things jumped off was shit his pants. Or at least certainly farted a number of times. He’s gassy. Hopefully if the lawsuit advances to the discovery phase Trump can get Swallow-swell to state under oath how many times he screwed Fang Fang.
Swallows well tweeted about nuking gun owners. I’m still emotionally scarred.
Anyone else have PTSD from that tweet of his? Let’s get a class action lawsuit going.
That's the kind of lawsuit where the person filing it can find themselves in a lot of trouble. It's one thing to make claims informally such as that there was no election fraud and another thing entity to formally make that claim. He might be surprised when he is expected to prove his position.
I am sure there were many store owners in Seattle, Minneapolis, Portland, New York, Philadelphia, Washington that would also like to sue their government.
Fin-Fin has a dick. That makes Swalwell a legitimate cock sucker.
Edit: sorry if I hurt your feelings and caused you emotional distress, you fucking faggot.
he's such a faggot.
Trump will send him a dildo bike as compensation
Made in China
Me so Huffy
I have emotional distress due to the blm riots that were inspired by swalwel and pelosis campaig of lies
Who wants to join my class action lawsuit?
Is there anyone in America more Beta than Eric Swall?
Shaun King
Talcum X
"Peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard."
Robert Francis "Beto the Fake Hispanic" O'Rourke
Ted Wheeler
Gavin Newsom
Jim Acosta
Any male "Journalist" working for Buzzfeed or Huffpo
The Left is nothing short of beta males lol
ButtGig would bottom for SwalloWell.
Beta O'Rourk
Beta O Rourke
you son of a bitch I'm in.
Plus one for the rick and morty reference
And my axe!
I would.
I would, but I feel like i'd have the NYT at my door doxxing me or something
KEK KEK!!
I get Huffy long, long time, and she make me so Dinky Dao ! So give me Yankee dollar.
bullshit Trump would not buy a made in china dildo bike.
Good point.
CNN fact check false. The only country faggots enough to make a dildo bike is indeed China. If GEOTUS were to buy a dildo bike, it would therefore be Chinese.
Logical.
He'd buy one from the north side of chicago to try and get good graces from the libs, yet again, and to no avail.
The 'lawsuit' ..
To be fair, Swallowswell might have had a Real panicked several minutes that he could actually be arrested and ptd for all of his myriad treasons.
But, Dems stole control .. so now it's back to him throating Chynna, as usual.
KEK!
Fang Fang Bike
Swalwell will figure out how to ride it with his mouth on the seat.
Buttigieg cornered the market on those
Why would he need two?
And some Gas-X.
Probably an actual cuckold as well
And the penis of a Chinese spy.
He would have to have a sexual partner, a real one who isn't a communist spy, to be a cuckhold.
dunno, perhaps his commie partner did cheat on him for another guy. these people have no morals after all
MUH Morris Bart!
A loathsome, self hating one. I think we all went to high school with one of these guys that nobody liked and avoided like the plague. It’s amazing that such an unlikeable person ever got to such an elected position, even in the Dem party. Then again, Schiff is another and look how far he got.
Most politicians aren't likeable at all, but they are controllable by people with money and power which is why they get elevated.
That type of person is exactly who is drawn to public facing positions (media, politics). They seek the validation they never got in high school. It's all about propping up their fragile egos, and feeding their neuroses.
You are probably right, I hadn’t thought of it that way.
I bet you his idea of sleeping with the Chinese spy was having her buy a strap-on and give it to him.
Can we instead sue him for compromising US security by sleeping with a chinese spy?
By the merits of this case, yes. 75 million class action lawsuit sounds pretty alright.
Not only that, Trump should counter-sue for his Russian collusion libel. I'd bet this douchebag would fold like a cheap suit in court.
How about we sue him for threatening to nuke US citizens if they didn't give up their guns?
Stressed me out for sure. Haven't been the same since.
Aka treason
LOL what a puss
He'll never be a real man
Nor woman
Isn't this the same guy who insinuated that the government would nuke American citizens who didn't want to give up their guns?
What a pearl-clutching faggot. He deserves to be hanged publicly
Don't let your memes be dreams.
January 6th was the opportunity. Traitors needed to get it that day.
“The Plaintiff prepared himself for possible hand-to-hand combat.."
HAHAHAHAHAHA
LMFAO, you were never in any real danger you pussy, but you should've been.
What did he text his CCP spy whore?
God I'm so sick of this traitorous jackoff and all of his bullshit.
Peak fucking clownworld villain.
Jus sayin
Here here! I second the motion for beating to death of treasonous faggots.
No one has shot him in Minecraft yet, so he'll continue to be a Commie piece of shit.
Flatulent Eric is a traitor
When he goes down, his punishment should include a hose from his anus to his mask
This guy even for a politician has no shame.
Pussy alert! Pussy alert!!!!
We should crowdsource some maxi pads and tampons, for him.
Like that time we sent an actual ton of salt to the NYT? I'm in!
How many times do they have to flop about before they learn that nothing will stop Teflon Don?
^ THIS! <3 MAGA2021
Is this a satire website? Because I laughed.
Yeah I still don’t think what I read is real news. Prove this is not satire, somebody. I just can’t buy it’s real. I mean. I laughed reading each part. Actual reporting of news generally doesn’t do that. So.... I have to believe the rest of you are getting played by taking this seriously.
Where’s Fang-Fang for more bang-bang?
Sounds like she cut his balls off.
She was so good she turned him gay.
Fine. Now how about we all file a class action suit against Swalwell for causing us severe emotional distress by sleeping with a Chinese spy while serving on the House Intelligence Committee?
If he's suffering from emotional distress, should he be performing his duties as a Representative? He may not be mentally fit for the job in his state. He should resign and seek treatment.
Yes!
That sounds like the only legitimate way he'd ever have a case.
I guess the chicom money dried up faster than Fang Fang's pussy after they were exposed.
"Trust me babe I always need lube, it's definitely not just you"
Just sue the commies that attacked
Swallwell should be hanging from a light pole
He deserves a public hanging for treason
Well, I’m sure the first thing he did when things jumped off was shit his pants. Or at least certainly farted a number of times. He’s gassy. Hopefully if the lawsuit advances to the discovery phase Trump can get Swallow-swell to state under oath how many times he screwed Fang Fang.
Swallows well tweeted about nuking gun owners. I’m still emotionally scarred. Anyone else have PTSD from that tweet of his? Let’s get a class action lawsuit going.
I mean Swalwell is still in Congress after being found out he was sleeping with a Chinese spy. Fuck him.
But you see what the problem with conservatives, right?
When the left makes up a bullshit claim about someone on the right, they do everything in their power to make that person's life hell.
When conservatives know for a fact the corruption of Swalwell, Biden, and Pelosi, they use those as punchlines for jokes. And that's it.
Surprise surprise... a faggot playing the victim.
That's the kind of lawsuit where the person filing it can find themselves in a lot of trouble. It's one thing to make claims informally such as that there was no election fraud and another thing entity to formally make that claim. He might be surprised when he is expected to prove his position.
He might be even more surprised when the discovery process leads to all of his emails on and after Jan 6 are subpoenaed.
Would love to tar and feather him but that would be an improvement for him
What a faggot.
Normalizing snowflakes
Butthurt is not a crime
Does he mean the riot that the DOJ has been admitting wasn’t a riot?
I fart in his general direction
Wait until BLM/ANTIFA terrorists show up and drag politicians over the constantine wire....
They won't go after their masters.
Or if they do, the police will crack down real quick, and maybe they'll realize that they were puppets the whole time.
What a fucking choad.
Send him a very small violin
By suing Fartswell is literally putting it on the court records that he is a little bitch.
Well can I sue Swalwell for threatening to nuke us?
Im still waiting for this guy to be removed from office for fucking a spy and arrested for working with her.
My only hope is that he pays out and loses his own money.
He's just as gay as David Hogg! Faggots
Can the people sue all politicians for causing severe emotional distress after initiating a year + long lockdown?
Pretty sure suicides caused by lockdown out number the amount of people killed in the january 6th protest by thousands to 1.
Counter sue.
He probably shit his pants
No doubt.
I bet he loved the “summer of love” riots, right?
I am sure there were many store owners in Seattle, Minneapolis, Portland, New York, Philadelphia, Washington that would also like to sue their government.
Please, fartwell. KEK
Hey, Swallowwell, go munch on your CCP spy gyoza crotch.
Another embarassing figure of a so called man. He mad cause he had to explain fang fang to his wife.
Bought and paid for by Fang Fang.
He's suffering from severe TDS.
"I'm a huge faggot. Give me what I want."
Swallwell the pussy. It's hard to believe he banged anyone. Must have been the other way around.
Fin-Fin has a dick. That makes Swalwell a legitimate cock sucker.
Edit: sorry if I hurt your feelings and caused you emotional distress, you fucking faggot.
Pussy.
Fucking pussy!
The left ladies and gentlemen. What an absolute bitch lol.