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turdinthepunch 357 points ago +359 / -2

he's such a faggot.

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JudicialDredd 143 points ago +144 / -1

Trump will send him a dildo bike as compensation

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acasper 96 points ago +97 / -1

Made in China

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JudicialDredd 64 points ago +64 / -0

Me so Huffy

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Hshsvsvsvsv 84 points ago +84 / -0

I have emotional distress due to the blm riots that were inspired by swalwel and pelosis campaig of lies

Who wants to join my class action lawsuit?

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nozonozo 25 points ago +25 / -0

Is there anyone in America more Beta than Eric Swall?

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RonJoner 25 points ago +25 / -0

Shaun King

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MAGAguitar 17 points ago +17 / -0

Talcum X

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QuranIsToiletPaper 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Peacefully and patriotically make your voices heard."

  • President Donald J. Trump, January 6, 2021
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caKAG 19 points ago +19 / -0

Robert Francis "Beto the Fake Hispanic" O'Rourke

Ted Wheeler

Gavin Newsom

Jim Acosta

Any male "Journalist" working for Buzzfeed or Huffpo

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BloodElfSupporter 9 points ago +9 / -0

The Left is nothing short of beta males lol

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E942 8 points ago +8 / -0

ButtGig would bottom for SwalloWell.

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BaldyGull 8 points ago +8 / -0

Beta O'Rourk

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Jackhererer 6 points ago +6 / -0

Beta O Rourke

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Herpawinski 11 points ago +11 / -0

you son of a bitch I'm in.

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SomaMinded 5 points ago +5 / -0

Plus one for the rick and morty reference

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ALargeRock 5 points ago +6 / -1

And my axe!

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Sweets 4 points ago +4 / -0

I would.

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Musicbymuzak 2 points ago +2 / -0

I would, but I feel like i'd have the NYT at my door doxxing me or something

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FredRedd 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK KEK!!

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Grunt422 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get Huffy long, long time, and she make me so Dinky Dao ! So give me Yankee dollar.

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boonjosh 17 points ago +17 / -0

bullshit Trump would not buy a made in china dildo bike.

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acasper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good point.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN fact check false. The only country faggots enough to make a dildo bike is indeed China. If GEOTUS were to buy a dildo bike, it would therefore be Chinese.

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boonjosh 2 points ago +2 / -0

Logical.

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SideOBeef2016 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'd buy one from the north side of chicago to try and get good graces from the libs, yet again, and to no avail.

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OGpsywar 11 points ago +11 / -0

The 'lawsuit' ..
To be fair, Swallowswell might have had a Real panicked several minutes that he could actually be arrested and ptd for all of his myriad treasons.

But, Dems stole control .. so now it's back to him throating Chynna, as usual.

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FredRedd 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK!

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Pukeahontas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fang Fang Bike

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deleted 8 points ago +8 / -0
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Here_we_go 5 points ago +5 / -0

Buttigieg cornered the market on those

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Flitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would he need two?

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +2 / -0

And some Gas-X.

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YUNG_GUAC 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the penis of a Chinese spy.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

He would have to have a sexual partner, a real one who isn't a communist spy, to be a cuckhold.

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DJ_NeckFace 3 points ago +3 / -0

MUH Morris Bart!

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MagicBeans 16 points ago +16 / -0

A loathsome, self hating one. I think we all went to high school with one of these guys that nobody liked and avoided like the plague. It’s amazing that such an unlikeable person ever got to such an elected position, even in the Dem party. Then again, Schiff is another and look how far he got.

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Fuck_The_NWO 19 points ago +19 / -0

Most politicians aren't likeable at all, but they are controllable by people with money and power which is why they get elevated.

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2016TrumpMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

That type of person is exactly who is drawn to public facing positions (media, politics). They seek the validation they never got in high school. It's all about propping up their fragile egos, and feeding their neuroses.

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MagicBeans 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are probably right, I hadn’t thought of it that way.

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crazyjackel 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet you his idea of sleeping with the Chinese spy was having her buy a strap-on and give it to him.

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MeatShield72 137 points ago +138 / -1

Can we instead sue him for compromising US security by sleeping with a chinese spy?

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Unicron3 47 points ago +48 / -1

By the merits of this case, yes. 75 million class action lawsuit sounds pretty alright.

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MikesBigJockstrap 21 points ago +22 / -1

How about we sue him for threatening to nuke US citizens if they didn't give up their guns?

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Websitesdown 7 points ago +8 / -1

Stressed me out for sure. Haven't been the same since.

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yellowandrose 91 points ago +93 / -2

LOL what a puss

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deleted 32 points ago +33 / -1
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RememberKosciuszko 14 points ago +15 / -1

Nor woman

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deleted 19 points ago +21 / -2
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ObongoForPrison2020 3 points ago +4 / -1

Don't let your memes be dreams.

January 6th was the opportunity. Traitors needed to get it that day.

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Necrovoter 11 points ago +12 / -1

“The Plaintiff prepared himself for possible hand-to-hand combat.."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Amaroq64 8 points ago +8 / -0

As Plaintiff watched this horror unfold, he texted with his wife in what he felt could be his last moments, telling her, ‘I love you very much. And our babies.'

LMFAO, you were never in any real danger you pussy, but you should've been.

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sickofaltspin 4 points ago +4 / -0

What did he text his CCP spy whore?

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Nameless_Mofo 57 points ago +57 / -0

God I'm so sick of this traitorous jackoff and all of his bullshit.

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pushbackv2 17 points ago +17 / -0

Peak fucking clownworld villain.

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RegularAmerican 4 points ago +4 / -0

Jus sayin

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Desert_Covfefe 2 points ago +2 / -0

Here here! I second the motion for beating to death of treasonous faggots.

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cjcivicx 3 points ago +3 / -0

No one has shot him in Minecraft yet, so he'll continue to be a Commie piece of shit.

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ghost_of_aswartz 5 points ago +5 / -0

When he goes down, his punishment should include a hose from his anus to his mask

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publius1788 37 points ago +38 / -1

This guy even for a politician has no shame.

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rob0Pede 27 points ago +28 / -1

Pussy alert! Pussy alert!!!!

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ColonelTravis 10 points ago +10 / -0

We should crowdsource some maxi pads and tampons, for him.

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phandaal 4 points ago +4 / -0

Like that time we sent an actual ton of salt to the NYT? I'm in!

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Anonopolis 25 points ago +25 / -0

How many times do they have to flop about before they learn that nothing will stop Teflon Don?

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MagaHippie88 1 point ago +4 / -3

^ THIS! <3 MAGA2021

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panthicc 15 points ago +15 / -0

Is this a satire website? Because I laughed.

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NoFucks2Give 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yeah I still don’t think what I read is real news. Prove this is not satire, somebody. I just can’t buy it’s real. I mean. I laughed reading each part. Actual reporting of news generally doesn’t do that. So.... I have to believe the rest of you are getting played by taking this seriously.

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IndianDad 15 points ago +15 / -0

Where’s Fang-Fang for more bang-bang?

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1A2A 5 points ago +5 / -0

Sounds like she cut his balls off.

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GODwins76 3 points ago +3 / -0

She was so good she turned him gay.

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Deplora 10 points ago +10 / -0

Fine. Now how about we all file a class action suit against Swalwell for causing us severe emotional distress by sleeping with a Chinese spy while serving on the House Intelligence Committee?

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Jefferson 9 points ago +9 / -0

If he's suffering from emotional distress, should he be performing his duties as a Representative? He may not be mentally fit for the job in his state. He should resign and seek treatment.

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20Amma20 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yes!

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GODwins76 2 points ago +2 / -0

That sounds like the only legitimate way he'd ever have a case.

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Justjayce 9 points ago +9 / -0

I guess the chicom money dried up faster than Fang Fang's pussy after they were exposed.

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doug2 6 points ago +6 / -0

"Trust me babe I always need lube, it's definitely not just you"

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Dialectic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Swallwell should be hanging from a light pole

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Mildad 6 points ago +6 / -0

He deserves a public hanging for treason

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nocomply55 6 points ago +6 / -0

Well, I’m sure the first thing he did when things jumped off was shit his pants. Or at least certainly farted a number of times. He’s gassy. Hopefully if the lawsuit advances to the discovery phase Trump can get Swallow-swell to state under oath how many times he screwed Fang Fang.

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ConfiscationCrenshaw 6 points ago +6 / -0

Swallows well tweeted about nuking gun owners. I’m still emotionally scarred. Anyone else have PTSD from that tweet of his? Let’s get a class action lawsuit going.

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TickleTh1sElmo 5 points ago +5 / -0

I mean Swalwell is still in Congress after being found out he was sleeping with a Chinese spy. Fuck him.

But you see what the problem with conservatives, right?

When the left makes up a bullshit claim about someone on the right, they do everything in their power to make that person's life hell.

When conservatives know for a fact the corruption of Swalwell, Biden, and Pelosi, they use those as punchlines for jokes. And that's it.

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The_Bloofy_Bullshark 5 points ago +5 / -0

Surprise surprise... a faggot playing the victim.

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muslimporn 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's the kind of lawsuit where the person filing it can find themselves in a lot of trouble. It's one thing to make claims informally such as that there was no election fraud and another thing entity to formally make that claim. He might be surprised when he is expected to prove his position.

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memechallenger33 3 points ago +3 / -0

He might be even more surprised when the discovery process leads to all of his emails on and after Jan 6 are subpoenaed.

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sustainable_saltmine 3 points ago +3 / -0

Butthurt is not a crime

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Wrexxis780 3 points ago +3 / -0

Does he mean the riot that the DOJ has been admitting wasn’t a riot?

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tiamat 3 points ago +3 / -0

I fart in his general direction

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NavySTG 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait until BLM/ANTIFA terrorists show up and drag politicians over the constantine wire....

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Amaroq64 1 point ago +1 / -0

They won't go after their masters.

Or if they do, the police will crack down real quick, and maybe they'll realize that they were puppets the whole time.

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ColonelTravis 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a fucking choad.

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OrangeCatBad 3 points ago +3 / -0

Send him a very small violin

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TaxDollarsHardAtWork 3 points ago +3 / -0

By suing Fartswell is literally putting it on the court records that he is a little bitch.

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America1stAndOnly 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well can I sue Swalwell for threatening to nuke us?

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308win 2 points ago +2 / -0

Im still waiting for this guy to be removed from office for fucking a spy and arrested for working with her.

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UsurperJoe 2 points ago +3 / -1

My only hope is that he pays out and loses his own money.

He's just as gay as David Hogg! Faggots

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ProudWhiteMan 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can the people sue all politicians for causing severe emotional distress after initiating a year + long lockdown?

Pretty sure suicides caused by lockdown out number the amount of people killed in the january 6th protest by thousands to 1.

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findthewarmspot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Counter sue.

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bigchubby 2 points ago +2 / -0

He probably shit his pants

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TomWolfsTinyDick 2 points ago +2 / -0

No doubt.

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QueensOwn 2 points ago +2 / -0

I bet he loved the “summer of love” riots, right?

I am sure there were many store owners in Seattle, Minneapolis, Portland, New York, Philadelphia, Washington that would also like to sue their government.

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e_pluribus_unum9 2 points ago +2 / -0

Please, fartwell. KEK

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noonthirty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey, Swallowwell, go munch on your CCP spy gyoza crotch.

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Trumpdidit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Another embarassing figure of a so called man. He mad cause he had to explain fang fang to his wife.

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DragonEnergy2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bought and paid for by Fang Fang.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

He's suffering from severe TDS.

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MasterOfIllusions 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I'm a huge faggot. Give me what I want."

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Shaffro 1 point ago +1 / -0

Swallwell the pussy. It's hard to believe he banged anyone. Must have been the other way around.

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WacoKid90 1 point ago +3 / -2

Would love to tar and feather him but that would be an improvement for him

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400DollarHandcart 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fin-Fin has a dick. That makes Swalwell a legitimate cock sucker.
Edit: sorry if I hurt your feelings and caused you emotional distress, you fucking faggot.

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Alloutwar 1 point ago +1 / -0

Pussy.

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Romanfun61 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fucking pussy!

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dirtymikeandthebois 1 point ago +1 / -0

The left ladies and gentlemen. What an absolute bitch lol.