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turdinthepunch 357 points ago +359 / -2

he's such a faggot.

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JudicialDredd 143 points ago +144 / -1

Trump will send him a dildo bike as compensation

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acasper 96 points ago +97 / -1

Made in China

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JudicialDredd 64 points ago +64 / -0

Me so Huffy

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Hshsvsvsvsv 84 points ago +84 / -0

I have emotional distress due to the blm riots that were inspired by swalwel and pelosis campaig of lies

Who wants to join my class action lawsuit?

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FredRedd 3 points ago +3 / -0

KEK KEK!!

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Grunt422 3 points ago +3 / -0

I get Huffy long, long time, and she make me so Dinky Dao ! So give me Yankee dollar.

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boonjosh 17 points ago +17 / -0

bullshit Trump would not buy a made in china dildo bike.

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acasper 8 points ago +8 / -0

Good point.

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SorosHasBallsackEyes 7 points ago +7 / -0

CNN fact check false. The only country faggots enough to make a dildo bike is indeed China. If GEOTUS were to buy a dildo bike, it would therefore be Chinese.

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SideOBeef2016 6 points ago +6 / -0

He'd buy one from the north side of chicago to try and get good graces from the libs, yet again, and to no avail.

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OGpsywar 11 points ago +11 / -0

The 'lawsuit' ..
To be fair, Swallowswell might have had a Real panicked several minutes that he could actually be arrested and ptd for all of his myriad treasons.

But, Dems stole control .. so now it's back to him throating Chynna, as usual.

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FredRedd 5 points ago +5 / -0

KEK!

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Pukeahontas 4 points ago +4 / -0

Fang Fang Bike

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KangKong 8 points ago +8 / -0

Swalwell will figure out how to ride it with his mouth on the seat.

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Here_we_go 5 points ago +5 / -0

Buttigieg cornered the market on those

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Flitch 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why would he need two?

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TheMAGAlorian787 2 points ago +2 / -0

And some Gas-X.

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StartAgain 24 points ago +24 / -0

Probably an actual cuckold as well

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YUNG_GUAC 7 points ago +7 / -0

And the penis of a Chinese spy.

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doug2 7 points ago +7 / -0

He would have to have a sexual partner, a real one who isn't a communist spy, to be a cuckhold.

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StartAgain 4 points ago +5 / -1

dunno, perhaps his commie partner did cheat on him for another guy. these people have no morals after all

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DJ_NeckFace 3 points ago +3 / -0

MUH Morris Bart!

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MagicBeans 16 points ago +16 / -0

A loathsome, self hating one. I think we all went to high school with one of these guys that nobody liked and avoided like the plague. It’s amazing that such an unlikeable person ever got to such an elected position, even in the Dem party. Then again, Schiff is another and look how far he got.

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Fuck_The_NWO 19 points ago +19 / -0

Most politicians aren't likeable at all, but they are controllable by people with money and power which is why they get elevated.

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2016TrumpMAGA 16 points ago +16 / -0

That type of person is exactly who is drawn to public facing positions (media, politics). They seek the validation they never got in high school. It's all about propping up their fragile egos, and feeding their neuroses.

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MagicBeans 5 points ago +5 / -0

You are probably right, I hadn’t thought of it that way.

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crazyjackel 8 points ago +8 / -0

I bet you his idea of sleeping with the Chinese spy was having her buy a strap-on and give it to him.

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deleted 7 points ago +7 / -0