Lmao. No comment. Pro-tip though, there's no easy way to conceal one (unless you're shoving it up your ass). Best excuse is "my friend must have put in there as a prank!"
No one has ever confiscated my dildos. I'm suggesting this as a convenient response as the need may arise.
But seriously, rubber dildos (dildi?) with batteries are the worst thing you can pack. Organic material with the power source and a switch -- you're asking for a bag search. If you must pack a dildo in your carry on, go with glass. Then, when you get a bag check called on you, you know it's all in good fun!
TSA doesn't give a damn about that. Have you seen the people they hire? All they really care about are guns and PIES. Even if they found your kabar, you would be asked if you want it confiscated, mailed to you, or escorted out of the secure area so you could repack it in checked luggage or hand it to someone. And they really don't care about dildos. Dildos are just a funny thing to break up the monotony.
You ever work with the general public? Holy fucking shit. There are a lot of dumbasses.
Almost lost one of my knives this morning like this. Didn’t even realize it was still clipped to a pair of jeans I packed. Was lucky enough to be able to duck out of line and mail it to myself, but I would’ve been super salty about losing it.
Found the knife! The blue thing in the upper left. Looks like a buck knife.
Pepe's gotta ride first class. C'mon man!
But did you catch the dildo?
Lmao. No comment. Pro-tip though, there's no easy way to conceal one (unless you're shoving it up your ass). Best excuse is "my friend must have put in there as a prank!"
Just to be clear your referring to your friend placing the dildo in the Suitcase, right?
No one has ever confiscated my dildos. I'm suggesting this as a convenient response as the need may arise.
But seriously, rubber dildos (dildi?) with batteries are the worst thing you can pack. Organic material with the power source and a switch -- you're asking for a bag search. If you must pack a dildo in your carry on, go with glass. Then, when you get a bag check called on you, you know it's all in good fun!
Or avoid needing one
So you didn't pack your own bag then...
TSA doesn't give a damn about that. Have you seen the people they hire? All they really care about are guns and PIES. Even if they found your kabar, you would be asked if you want it confiscated, mailed to you, or escorted out of the secure area so you could repack it in checked luggage or hand it to someone. And they really don't care about dildos. Dildos are just a funny thing to break up the monotony.
You ever work with the general public? Holy fucking shit. There are a lot of dumbasses.
Actually, did not see a dildo? Saw the knife...
Almost lost one of my knives this morning like this. Didn’t even realize it was still clipped to a pair of jeans I packed. Was lucky enough to be able to duck out of line and mail it to myself, but I would’ve been super salty about losing it.
It happens. I was relieved to find out there were alternatives myself.