Lmao. No comment. Pro-tip though, there's no easy way to conceal one (unless you're shoving it up your ass). Best excuse is "my friend must have put in there as a prank!"
TSA doesn't give a damn about that. Have you seen the people they hire? All they really care about are guns and PIES. Even if they found your kabar, you would be asked if you want it confiscated, mailed to you, or escorted out of the secure area so you could repack it in checked luggage or hand it to someone. And they really don't care about dildos. Dildos are just a funny thing to break up the monotony.
You ever work with the general public? Holy fucking shit. There are a lot of dumbasses.
But did you catch the dildo?
Lmao. No comment. Pro-tip though, there's no easy way to conceal one (unless you're shoving it up your ass). Best excuse is "my friend must have put in there as a prank!"
So you didn't pack your own bag then...
TSA doesn't give a damn about that. Have you seen the people they hire? All they really care about are guns and PIES. Even if they found your kabar, you would be asked if you want it confiscated, mailed to you, or escorted out of the secure area so you could repack it in checked luggage or hand it to someone. And they really don't care about dildos. Dildos are just a funny thing to break up the monotony.
You ever work with the general public? Holy fucking shit. There are a lot of dumbasses.