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Going to Texas... but TSA found Pepe in my suitcase. (media.patriots.win)        PEPE       
posted ago by saltyviewer123 ago by saltyviewer123 +2358 / -2
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AngeredKabar 5 points ago +5 / -0

But did you catch the dildo?

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HrshySqrt77 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lmao. No comment. Pro-tip though, there's no easy way to conceal one (unless you're shoving it up your ass). Best excuse is "my friend must have put in there as a prank!"

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

there's no easy way to conceal one (unless you're shoving it up your ass). Best excuse is "my friend must have put in there as a prank!"

Just to be clear your referring to your friend placing the dildo in the Suitcase, right?

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HrshySqrt77 2 points ago +2 / -0

No one has ever confiscated my dildos. I'm suggesting this as a convenient response as the need may arise.

But seriously, rubber dildos (dildi?) with batteries are the worst thing you can pack. Organic material with the power source and a switch -- you're asking for a bag search. If you must pack a dildo in your carry on, go with glass. Then, when you get a bag check called on you, you know it's all in good fun!