On my way out the manager says, "You need a better mask, or you may get stopped again." I then inquired as to what Corporate deems qualifies as "mask" and can i see the rule book? They said a handkerchief, gaiter, or n95. I asked can I see the rules corporate sent so there is no confusion and I am following the rules as printed? To save time it said "Members may wear a N95, gaiter, or other any cloth type mask." I said well this is cheeseCLOTH so it qualifies...one hag says "thats not cloth", I said Its in the name cheesecloth... instant REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEs ...especially from some miserable, cat piss smelling, lefty kunt - w koolaid dreadlocks, who was claiming I was wearing gauze, I said no its cheesecloth Ill show you the package. I then proceeded to ask if they were liable if I caught the coof, they said no you signed a waiver..i then said well then If im responsible for myself why are you harrassing my style of cloth mask, btw no thread count is stated in you manual so... once again instant REEEEEEEEEEEEEs!!!! They said a gaiter is safer, i said no it isnt. So in short I laughed and said they were all bullies and didnt stand for their Judgement free motto at all, they asked my name as I walked out laughing, dumb feckless cunts, I just gave them the salute and bailed. Theyre prob still confused.
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I hope this happened
Swear on mi life it did. I also stormed the Capitol, and got popped b y the FBI 2 weeks ago- so Im not one for making up stories. MAGA since the escalator.
Oh shit, seriously? You got a lotta balls to be on here and shit haha. How much time are they trying to give you?
One felony for "Obstructing an Offical event" and 2 misdemeanors for trespass and disorderly - so w my bkgrnd (which includes no felonies) my lawyer says like 10 months max is suggested by the federal standards sheet - down to probation or even supervision if they drop the Obstructing charge.
Damn bro, sorry to hear, hope you are ok. Sounds like a real pain in the fucking ass if nothing else.
Have some potstickers, hope they help https://rasamalaysia.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/potstickers-thumb.jpg
You sir, are a hero. I did something at the DMV recently, awesome job
thanks man
I wear a gaiter. No one has given me crap. I wear that around my neck and as soon as I am “required” to wear it, I put it on.
Gaiters do nothing and that’s good. I need oxygen.
I also use a gaiter, and it's funny that they're "legal," since they diffuse droplets into the air. Literally more effective at dispersing the virus than being mask less.
But here we are, following the rules that require you to turn off any critical thinking to comply.
same here. cant stand this bullshit
Why in Planet Fatness?
Probably because it's cheap and better than nothing.
closest gym to my casa
There was a study done that stated gaiters are likely worse than no mask.
I agree they get wet quick and stick close to the mouth, when I do wear on there i do the chin thing til they walk around and whine to ppl.
What are u doing in planet fitness bud
Getting cut up for a Jamaica trip, and beaver hunting of course
Order an Oakley MSK3 and flex on those pussies.
Oh hell yeah, or I was planning to cut window screen and glue it to a hollowed n95 ... I truly hate these "people" - whoops I misspelled "nazi" again.
You should start showing them videos of Spider-Man PS4 from 2018 showing all of 2020/2021 in advance & scare the shit out of them. I bet one will have a breakdown, too.
Ive never seen it , but will check it out.
I just played through it over the past 2 months or so. It is insanely accurate.
Well they say they have to announce their demonic plans, like when the 'Lone Gunmen' tv spinoff of xFiles predicted the twin towers inside jab, or the dozens of other "predicted its" out there...
Yup. demons gang in spiderman. Pandemic “devil’s breath”. Ppe. Telling his friends to remember to wear mask & gloves to stay safe. “stay home, stay safe” signs plastered around the city once the pandemic, riots start. Freeing locked up protestors, all wearing PPE masks. It’s crazy.
We need more of this.
I bet someone heard this and woke up. The more we do this, the more people wake up. The more people wake up, the more people will wake up others.
And if you see someone else doing this, jump in.
Yes one girl and some dude behind the counter just listened, and didn't chime in like the couple other chicks did to try and team up on me like the jackals they are.
You have to wipe down the handles and seat when done. They say they also go around and clean surfaces every half hour - but Ive never seen em do it.