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women_for_trump 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Our flight deck should reflect the diverse group of people on board our planes everyday."

Why? That is the dumbest thing I've read all day. Is this really a problem? Are people really sitting on planes pissed off that their pilot isn't a black woman? I'm usually praying that I reach my destination safely.

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47urOFH3d 4 points ago +4 / -0

I didn't even notice that at first, but yes, they're completely skipping the "diversity is strength"-argument. It's just about mirroring the passenger makeup. I wonder if the same logic would apply to taxis. "Hello, I'd like to order a cab. All the people on this trip will be white, straight men, so we would like our driver to reflect this, please".

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loverat 6 points ago +6 / -0

Thank fuck these guys don't inhabit Australian skies. Black female pilots will be too busy Gorilla gluing their hair to notice little things like storms or other planes.

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impera 6 points ago +6 / -0

Infants, retarded, blind and insane people can fly on planes.. therefore pilots need to reflect these diverse attributes immediately!

People who dont comprehend the lack of logical correlation in this statement have no business flying planes, or really anything of importance.

Its right up there with "Trannies, cross dressers and pedos can read childrens books! Therefore they must be given access to children to read books to them immediately!"

NO.

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msimmons87 5 points ago +5 / -0

I won't be flying anywhere any time soon.

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ChuckedBeef 4 points ago +4 / -0

Any Airline (or any other business) that hires people based on physical characteristics that they have no control over rather than hiring the best and most talented people regardless of race or gender, they will never get a cent of my money.

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thekindlyman555 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good luck with that since that seems like 90%+ of all companies these days.

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Cianevalies 4 points ago +4 / -0

BLM airways coming right up

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Red37 1 point ago +1 / -0

There was a comedy about this once, I think it was Soul Plane.

The premise was that a black man won a lawsuit and used his money to buy an airliner.

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DiddleMeTimbers 4 points ago +4 / -0

soon: Plane crashes up 700%, experts don't know why.

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x79q3pb 4 points ago +4 / -0

And the experts that do know why are slapped with gag orders and called racist.

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women_for_trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

The good news is these diversity hires will be weeded out. The bad news is they'll take thousands of people with them.

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niconicoreeee 4 points ago +4 / -0

I thought flights are dead because of the pandemic oh wait

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thisisatestof2 2 points ago +2 / -0

IIRC United was the only airline to fill flights to capacity and not block middle seats to make people feel safe. They HAD that going for them.

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MeinDonald 4 points ago +4 / -0

They better hire only suicidal trannies to pilot these jetliners. Nothing safer than a suicidal person taking hormone blockers to land a plane with hundreds of people on it.

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FreedomFries04 3 points ago +3 / -0

Can I elect not to fly on the plane with the diversity hire?!

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jubyeonin 3 points ago +3 / -0

Discrimination lawsuits. Make it rain!

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thekindlyman555 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm still waiting for a single construction company or sewer company or truck driving company or logging company to go woke and try to hire 50% female employees xD

Funny how diversity is only important in cushy comfortable high paying jobs with power and prestige.

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Greenhills 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m shocked they survived 9/11 quite frankly. That shit is too voodooed for me to ever fly,

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3rdAccount 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd like to buy more plane crashes in 2030 for 500 Alex.

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Red37 1 point ago +1 / -0

Do they still destroy guitars?