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Ben_dover 70 points ago +71 / -1

Where is the black lesbian tranny?

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19American62Woman [S] 34 points ago +35 / -1

Right? Also no septum piercings, what have I done!!

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Ben_dover 20 points ago +20 / -0

Don’t forget the tattoos

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19American62Woman [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Oh yes, how could I forget their sacred body art that is so meaningful and along with rainbow hair and piercings, define them to others. Everything is outward appearance to them. Nothing but shallowness and ignorance on the inside

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HockeyMom4Trump 13 points ago +13 / -0

You also need to add about 50 or 60 pounds to each of them.

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CaptainButthurt 3 points ago +3 / -0

This entire tree of descriptions just summed up a ton of my old friends from HS that went off the communist deep end.

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honk_honk_honk 2 points ago +2 / -0

And they can't even get the outward appearance part right - must be the childish petulance and lack of self discipline bleeding through.

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worldofsmut 7 points ago +7 / -0

Gunther (he/him) the barista.

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ShadowyMrBlank 5 points ago +5 / -0

No thick rim glasses either.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 14 points ago +14 / -0

And don't forget that its have to be fat too, because being slim and healthy is '' racist ''

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worldofsmut 12 points ago +12 / -0

I'm surprised Friends hasn't been cancelled due to the "problematic" jokes about Monica's childhood weight.

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slytherin 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or all the tranny jokes about Chandler's dad.

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BigIronBigIron 7 points ago +7 / -0

OK now we're just describing the show Girls

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honk_honk_honk 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ah, the left and their excuses for their own poor choices.

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lilrobs10 8 points ago +8 / -0

Rachel will be getting a divorce from that character as she now desires to be known as Ricardo and is pre transition her/himself.

bleh

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PKShadilay 1 point ago +2 / -1

You joke, but I'm pretty sure Jennifer Aniston is a tranny. Explains why her and Brad Pitt broke up over having kids.

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wolverineTEDDY 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seinfeld and Friends were unwatchable because there were no Indigenous WolfKin Interracial Black Disabled Americans.

I am so glad my children can grow up in a more inclusive time.

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Rubicante 3 points ago +3 / -0

Gunther works at the Flavored Oxygen bar they hang out at.

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19American62Woman [S] -8 points ago +3 / -11

Fake news? It’s a freaking meme

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SlowBurningRage 18 points ago +19 / -1

Y'all forgot to turn 50% of the characters into "people of color".

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BIDENTHEKIDSNIFFER 1 point ago +2 / -1

80%

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CoffeeIsForClosers 11 points ago +11 / -0

"Your job's a joke, you're broke, you're love life's DOA."

Sounds like liberalism.

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LiteraIIyHitIer 9 points ago +9 / -0

The One Where Everyone Gets a Sex Change

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Gonzotron5000 5 points ago +5 / -0

And homophobic. So many homophobic jokes.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yep. Chandler was offended that they thought he might be gay when they first met him.

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PKShadilay 3 points ago +3 / -0

Monica & Ross were jews. So was Rachel. She even had the stereotypical hook nose during the prom flashbacks. Later on, when her and Ross had Emma they even joked about how she might end up with her mothers real nose.

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MrJugsMcBulge 1 point ago +1 / -0

IIRC, even when Friends was originally airing, some people were complaining because there weren’t any joggers in the cast.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

And normal weight

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niconicoreeee 8 points ago +8 / -0

no trans poc oh boy

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Margeshrimpson 6 points ago +6 / -0

Forgot the muslim

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South_Florida_Guy 6 points ago +6 / -0

The show was about as gay as that anyway though.

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tiamat 5 points ago +6 / -1

Come to think of it, not one of them was gay( maybe phoebe?)and that's a bare minimum requirement for shows today

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worldofsmut 6 points ago +7 / -1

No but Ross's ex-wife ran off with another woman, which was handled by way of lots of jokes at his expense. The show is clearly homophobic and must be cancelled at once.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Doubtful

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slytherin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Chandler's dad was also gay/trans

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HockeyMom4Trump 3 points ago +3 / -0

Phoebe was not gay. None of them were gay, pieced, tattooed, had rainbow hair...

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PKShadilay 4 points ago +4 / -0

Ross once wore leather pants. That's pretty gay.

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fair enough?

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lmao 2 points ago +2 / -0

so I guess this proves men have tiny eyes compared to the size of their head, maybe another clue in trying to figure out if someone is a man or a woman

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YouTubeSucksDicks 2 points ago +2 / -0

This doesn't look far off from the actual Friends to me.

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Hoot 2 points ago +2 / -0

Six white people? What are the odds? There might be one white person and she’s got issues.

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t_l_winks 2 points ago +2 / -0

I can not unsee that.

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TrumpLover42069 2 points ago +2 / -0

DISGUSTING

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Trump2AM 2 points ago +2 / -0

No smart, fast speaking asian.

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quesadalejandro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chandler: - "Could l be any more queer" Phoebe: - "♫Smelly pussy, smelly pussy; what am l feeding you...♪" Ross' job: - "Gender studies teacher" Joey changed his catchphrase from 'how you doin?' to 'Date me, transphobe' Rachel is now unable to have her 'Ross and Rachel' thing and has been contracturally obligated to be into Monica. They lasted only one season, but made a fortune claiming how bigots got them cancelled.

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Hibernatus 2 points ago +2 / -0

and...it would crash.

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Manello 2 points ago +2 / -0

Where’s the fat white bitch with kool aid hair

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DocHolliday1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's so true.

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libtards_r_stoopid 1 point ago +1 / -0

There would be everything but a white male in it

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libtards_r_stoopid 1 point ago +1 / -0

And no one would watch it.....

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PraiseBeToScience 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is that Nic Cage?

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Imtom 1 point ago +1 / -0

All white. Just like Friends.

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shadowbanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is progressive, not liberalism. The amount of people here that don't seem to understand the difference is worrisome.

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CelesteD 1 point ago +2 / -1

quick! someone post the Willem DaFoe spice girls one!

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MechanicalMarvel 1 point ago +2 / -1

this except they're an online only community and never talk in person. The show will now be called "Reddit Mods"

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ForkHandles 1 point ago +1 / -0

You understand they made a one off special reunion already right? I'm a little worried about it now.

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Geyck 1 point ago +1 / -0

All the premarital sex was the step before this. There is no end to the depravity.

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IlhanOmarsFagBrother 1 point ago +1 / -0

No blacks, asians, or Palestinians though

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TheLoraxIsArmed 1 point ago +2 / -1

Chandler dresses like a lesbian throughout the show anyways.

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f_bastiat 1 point ago +1 / -0

Fake, no POCs.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why do I have a sick feeling there is nightly orgies between these freaks?

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Too white

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acebrg 1 point ago +2 / -1

Just wait. They've done it with every other show, now it'll be the Friends reboot

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Kamalas_a_Bitch 1 point ago +1 / -0

As adorable as a tumor