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CHOOSE ONE: Get pinned to the ground for 8 mins OR take all the drugs St. George had in his system (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by turdinthepunch ago by turdinthepunch +2962 / -0
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– guitarmastershredder 8 points ago +8 / -0

I had a girlfriend one time. We tried the “George Floyd Smash”... Use your imagination

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– BallsackPaneer 8 points ago +8 / -0

Did it start off with a little dance in a connivence store?

I bet the safe word was "momma", right?

Asking for science.

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– Gooseontheloose 4 points ago +4 / -0

So you died?

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– labajada 8 points ago +8 / -0

"I've spent the last few years building up an immunity to iocane powder."

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– Konsaki 7 points ago +7 / -0

Inconceivable!

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