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Keiichi81 12 points ago +12 / -0

The defense should just pull an OJ and have Chauvin pin his lawyer to the ground in the same fashion. If his lawyer hasn't died 8 minutes later, it can safely be said that pinning Floyd to the ground isn't what killed him.

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fakewhiterage 4 points ago +4 / -0

If the knee doesn’t fit, you must acquit!

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SaulGoodman 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, if I was facing murder charges like Chauvin, I would demand that my lawyer do this.

One of the prosecution lawyers has been trying to get a Johnnie Cochran-style rhyme about Chauvin to catch on: "He did not get up and he did not let up!" Pretty cringey IMO but maybe it works on the slow of thinking.