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Womp_womp 43 points ago +43 / -0

As an older brother I can attest that chauvin's knee wouldn't kill anyone. Source: me not posting from prison

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 23 points ago +23 / -0

As an older sister... I can attest as well. Even two knees to my brother’s neck wouldn’t kill him

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Dominion3 33 points ago +33 / -0

Your mistake was starting with one and only going to two later on. He is slowly building up a resistance to knees. Soon not even four knees will pin him down.

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--danneskjold-- 11 points ago +11 / -0

🤣

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ColonelTravis 3 points ago +3 / -0

You have to be careful, though. If he takes too long of a brake, even two knees will kill him.

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entwickelnden 6 points ago +6 / -0

lol gawd i miss the simpler times when politics involved whether or not both my younger siblings would join forces against me or if 1 would turn on the other....