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CHOOSE ONE: Get pinned to the ground for 8 mins OR take all the drugs St. George had in his system (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by turdinthepunch ago by turdinthepunch +2962 / -0
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– SaulGoodman 2 points ago +2 / -0

You know, if I was facing murder charges like Chauvin, I would demand that my lawyer do this.

One of the prosecution lawyers has been trying to get a Johnnie Cochran-style rhyme about Chauvin to catch on: "He did not get up and he did not let up!" Pretty cringey IMO but maybe it works on the slow of thinking.

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