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f_bastiat 104 points ago +106 / -2

The hookers in my town don't look half that good. Most of them are meth'd out with their faces all ate up and they are either disgustingly skinny or disgustingly fat. Like, I would never buy a hooker, but I at least want something nice to look at when I have to drive through the ghetto of my town.

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JudicialDredd 53 points ago +56 / -3

Seriously. The one on the left could absolutely get it. I mean, if buying hookers was my thing. Which it's not. But if it was. Then yeah. Pssshh yeah..

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TeamOrangeFB 57 points ago +57 / -0

This is probably Brazil. Better looking whores, but half of them are half a man. CUP CHECK!

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RiverFenix 34 points ago +34 / -0

LOL I was thinking the same thing.

Certain south american countries have such high bars for 'average beauty' that even the poorest/downtrotten sometimes look like a solid 7 or 8 compared to ours..

I grew up on the border of Quebec and quickly realized there was... a difference between Women of certain cultures. It's a stark difference going from, say, Ottawa to Montreal. The hottest woman in Ottawa, is like a 6 in Montreal. I've heard California is similar (though we all know money can make a 3 look hot if she's dressed/makeupd to the 9s)

Anyways.. point being I think these hookers are probably south american like you suggest because they're still 'doable'

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TeamOrangeFB 36 points ago +36 / -0

I visited Brazil a few times when some family lived down there for business.

The two rules they told me to follow while traveling at night were:

  1. Half the hookers are trannies and you won't be able to tell until it's too late.

  2. Don't stop at red lights unless you want to get carjacked. Just slow down, check the cross street, then roll through.

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Smarmcastic 11 points ago +11 / -0

You couldn't pay enough to go there ... unless I had John Creasy with me!

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Tip-O-Matic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Walken's line was the best!

"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece."

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Smarmcastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

I couldn't not read that in Walken-ese!

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Pickinpox 8 points ago +8 / -0

Venezuela enters the chat

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mytummyhurts 7 points ago +7 / -0

50/50 shot? I like those odds!

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midgetpornrocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

Giggity giggity!

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t-ara-fan 3 points ago +3 / -0

I mean, if you want anal anyway ...

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RabidZoo 17 points ago +17 / -0

I used to look up "porn stars without makeup" every once in awhile for a good laugh. It's actually pretty amazing what they can do with it...because without it some just look rroouugghhh!

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ShittersFull 10 points ago +10 / -0

Imagine 13 yr old me in 1990something seeing Pam Anderson high school photos 🤮

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trump2O2O 13 points ago +13 / -0

I think Pam Anderson looked her absolute best during her home improvement years.

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TomWolfsTinyDick 4 points ago +5 / -1

When your testosterone is raging they all look like 10s and after that sweet release they can all leave. Amazing how that one little secretion of fluid makes you loose interest in any female for a while.

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midgetpornrocks 6 points ago +6 / -0

They're hot for sure. But they're also too tall for my tastes.

Out of curiosity though, where was this taken? Asking for a friend.

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DiscoverAFire 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was out to LA to film a tv show... all the interns were hot, and half the camera/sound/etc crew. It's 50% culture: It's expected that you work out and diet. The other half is effort. They dressed to their advantage, did their makeup and hair, etc. Being attractive to get noticed is big in hollywood, and part of how you move up the ladder, especially for aspiring actors/actresses.

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ScullyMully 9 points ago +9 / -0

Image search leads to an article about prostitution in Spain. These are likely South Americans working for €

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TeamOrangeFB 9 points ago +9 / -0

Lots of Brazilian and Venezuelan migrants whoring it up around Europe. That's for sure.

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barryb0nds 8 points ago +8 / -0

Interesting. I thought that in Europe the high quality hookers were all from Russia / Ukraine.

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TeamOrangeFB 11 points ago +11 / -0

Who said anything about high quality? These South American imports are all about the value ride... As long as you don't mind that some of them are a stick shift.

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bananafone 6 points ago +6 / -0

Same in TJ Mexico

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BlitheringIdiot 6 points ago +6 / -0

That absolutely is a man. Notice the bone structure.

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booblitchutz 17 points ago +17 / -0

That's a man, baby.

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bigbossman2 9 points ago +9 / -0

Oh behave

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GoldwaterVoter 7 points ago +7 / -0

Pink dress is MUCH better dressed than First Skank.

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mass55th 3 points ago +3 / -0

The one on the left looks like a guy.

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vatrump2020 5 points ago +5 / -0

So does big Mike.

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UndeadRevolver 1 point ago +1 / -0

Half of em are dudes, dude

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556x45mm 14 points ago +14 / -0

Good looking hookers are usually cops, FYI

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WhiskeyDreams 10 points ago +10 / -0

That’s because only ugly ones walk the street, the good looking ones have websites.

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Major_Nutt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or hang out at the hotel bar in Vegas.

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duder56 5 points ago +5 / -0

I was gonna say, trashy sure, but damn they're fine xD

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Smarmcastic 3 points ago +3 / -0

Hard to see them when they wear a mask like this. I hope she reconsiders. It would further her ability to prostitute ..... which is exactly what she's doing to her husband.

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BS2020 27 points ago +27 / -0

they're all quite skanky but the one with a mask on is a virtue signaler and and skanky

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Joesf23 4 points ago +4 / -0

That's DR Skank, bigot!

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FlavorFlav 26 points ago +27 / -1

Nicely done

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leakmouth [S] 17 points ago +17 / -0

Not mine but thanks

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MAGA_____bitches 15 points ago +15 / -0

Jack and Jill went up the hill both with a buck and a quarter..... Jill came down with $2.50

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leakmouth [S] 5 points ago +5 / -0

OOOOOHHH!!!

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bigbossman2 5 points ago +5 / -0

The Dice Man

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womp_squared 14 points ago +14 / -0

Excuse me, did you say "10:15 to Nutley"?

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ripturntle 1 point ago +1 / -0

I love Petunia.

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TeamOrangeFB 13 points ago +13 / -0

That's "Doctor" Skanky to you, peasant.

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Ultrapepe 12 points ago +12 / -0

That's Dr. Hooker thank you

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

She looks looser than Joe's bowels.

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Ladybug87 10 points ago +11 / -1

A couple of weeks ago I saw someone dressed like that (all black, same type of stockings and shoes) sitting on a bench in front of a restaurant. I thought to myself, what woman in her right mind would dress like that (looked like a hooker), especially in the middle of the day? When I got closer I realized it was a tranny trying to impersonate a woman, not a real woman.

Whenever I see this picture, I keep remembering that event.

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South_Florida_Guy 7 points ago +7 / -0

Why is Steven Tyler hanging out with those hookers??

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PrairieRaine88 3 points ago +3 / -0

lol

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pacalis128 7 points ago +7 / -0

Is this from Hunter's new book?

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Genericwhitemale 7 points ago +7 / -0

"I Fucked my dead brother's wife because I thought it it may bring him back"

-Hunter Biden, Beautiful things

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Genericwhitemale 0 points ago +1 / -1

Real original bud

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pacalis128 4 points ago +4 / -0

Its obviously not original. I'm culturally appropriating.

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JustHereForTheSalmon 29 points ago +29 / -0

The fake first lady

As opposed to Mike Obana, who was the first fake lady.

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SauronWasFramed 21 points ago +21 / -0

Jill, I divorced my 1st hubby to remarry and ride the coattails of an ambitious, but idiotic politician, Biden

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leakmouth [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

I’ll give you a hint: She’s a doctor!

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Genericwhitemale 2 points ago +2 / -0

Dr. Jill Biden aka Joe bidets husband

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Jack_Dupp 6 points ago +6 / -0

Where was the original picture taken? You know, for science!

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WhiskeyDreams 4 points ago +4 / -0

SkipthegamesDOTcom

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Zander230 4 points ago +4 / -0

I see your a man of culture

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Jack_Dupp 2 points ago +2 / -0

What can I say? I have refined taste.

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BostonVoter 5 points ago +5 / -0

This is fucking Hilarious. God i love how creative you people are !

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Chad_Dudebroski 4 points ago +4 / -0

Transvestite

Pretender to the white houses wife

Alexandria occasional cuntez

Malia obama

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ThisGirlVoted4Trump 4 points ago +4 / -0

What in the 1980s is that? Absolutely horrible outfit and I miss Melania even more now.

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Julia_J 1 point ago +1 / -0

Me too!

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Not_The_FBI 4 points ago +4 / -0

Isn't that Jill Biden!?

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OMC-RADIO 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yup. Joe is actually just another John.

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jarasan 4 points ago +4 / -0

In Australia they call them scrubbers.

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Anon331717 4 points ago +4 / -0

Is that Jill Biden?

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TheFountainhead 4 points ago +4 / -0

When your husband only is interested in children, you have to go pretty far to get his attention.

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Skabliggum2 4 points ago +4 / -0

You can hardly see their dicks.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 4 points ago +4 / -0

all those prostitutes sleep with men for money, including the one in black

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TrumpLandslide20201 3 points ago +3 / -0

Nice!!!!!!!!!

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NPC-1776v2 3 points ago +3 / -0

Is it wrong to say...It's okay to be White? P.S. Old Whitey is definitely outclassed.

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Master_Wyatt_Gurp 2 points ago +3 / -1

Left looks nice but has ugly tattoos, which brings her down a notch. Pass

Right look pretty nice but God knows what John's she bones. Pass.

One in back? Just like right. Pass.

Jill Biden abuses a retard. She is the worst of all, and looks dirty.

Lesson kids: don't buy hookers.

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Wyrmshadow 2 points ago +2 / -0

*rent

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

She be a nasty looking hooker! Prostitute for life baby!

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niconicoreeee 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hunter be like, that's some hot shit

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RosettaStone 2 points ago +2 / -0

She also has no shadow.

Wait, Jill Biden's a vampire???

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Tryan 2 points ago +2 / -0

The one in black makes pedophiles out of the children. She even did it in her own trailor.

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JewsClues 2 points ago +2 / -0

Which one is the fake doctor?

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Julia_J 2 points ago +2 / -0

Oh God... How I miss Melania so much!

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FucKamala 2 points ago +2 / -0

At the very least, one of them has a penis

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MAGAornothing 2 points ago +2 / -0

Christine Blasey Ford??????

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entERmyMAtrix 2 points ago +2 / -0

That’s a man baby!!

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XlDEN 2 points ago +2 / -0

It’s a tranny, right?

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biggdaddy31420 2 points ago +2 / -0

Joe likes em' young . The girl in the back is more his speed

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freeper9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

Where is this? For research purposes.

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HyperCarbs 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's Big Mike's corner.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cash me outside [my “Doctor’s office” ]

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jsnforce 1 point ago +1 / -0

Honestly, girl in pink bothers me the most. Tattoos look trashy to me, save for the ones on The Rock. Those look awesome, Mr. The Rock, sir.

But yeah, she looks like she's wearing a hooker costume. Like, a mix of trashy and tacky and fake. She sticks out among real prostitutes because she looks like a parody, or B-Movie version.

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RyoTenChi 1 point ago +1 / -0

Still less skany that the hoes in their night gowns.

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trudeau_is_a_faggot 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one on the left looks like Katy Parry.

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Joujigun 1 point ago +2 / -1

The others..I’d smash...bareback...no beers

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freeper9000 1 point ago +1 / -0

3, 4, 1, 2 (if forced)

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DeepWinter 1 point ago +1 / -0

She is the nanny that became the home-wrecker.😄

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mikethemarine 1 point ago +1 / -0

The one wearing a mask is the one with the dick, be afraid of the mask, it's to hide what your paying for, KEK

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Pickinpox 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are they selling espresso? Time for a midnight mocha

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Blondie3596 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mrs sniffer makes those hookers look classy , compared to her, not my first lady