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RiverFenix 34 points ago +34 / -0

LOL I was thinking the same thing.

Certain south american countries have such high bars for 'average beauty' that even the poorest/downtrotten sometimes look like a solid 7 or 8 compared to ours..

I grew up on the border of Quebec and quickly realized there was... a difference between Women of certain cultures. It's a stark difference going from, say, Ottawa to Montreal. The hottest woman in Ottawa, is like a 6 in Montreal. I've heard California is similar (though we all know money can make a 3 look hot if she's dressed/makeupd to the 9s)

Anyways.. point being I think these hookers are probably south american like you suggest because they're still 'doable'

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TeamOrangeFB 36 points ago +36 / -0

I visited Brazil a few times when some family lived down there for business.

The two rules they told me to follow while traveling at night were:

  1. Half the hookers are trannies and you won't be able to tell until it's too late.

  2. Don't stop at red lights unless you want to get carjacked. Just slow down, check the cross street, then roll through.

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Smarmcastic 11 points ago +11 / -0

You couldn't pay enough to go there ... unless I had John Creasy with me!

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Tip-O-Matic 7 points ago +7 / -0

Walken's line was the best!

"A man can be an artist... in anything, food, whatever. It depends on how good he is at it. Creasy's art is death. He's about to paint his masterpiece."