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tom_machine 65 points ago +102 / -37

Breaking: Pedes to unveil boating unprecedented numbers of boating accidents to the ATF

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Toughsky_Shitsky 140 points ago +140 / -0

I'm not going boating.

I'll be busy protecting my God given rights, as spelled out in Amendment 2 of the US Constitution.

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Donger-Lord2 41 points ago +41 / -0

I don’t know what he’s talking about with boating. I lost all my guns after I died in a pile of brass.

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spelunking_librator 7 points ago +8 / -1

based

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

My friends and I lost all my guns after I died in kicked ass and left a pile of brass and commies!

Ftfy fren

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havemydata 38 points ago +38 / -0

If it's time to lose them, it's time to use them.

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GODwins76 9 points ago +10 / -1

Yeah, yeah, but we can still go boating after, right?

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NavySTG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Gonna have plenty of chum.

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RabidZoo 1 point ago +1 / -0

Boating and bbq'ing...not necessarily at the same time though...but maybe 🤔

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JewsClues 16 points ago +16 / -0

Stop this cowardice... Stand up and state the truth. Most gun deaths are caused by democrats in democrat cities that already have strict gun laws. We need laws restricting democrats, they are the problem.

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GiveMe1776 12 points ago +13 / -1

Enough boating accidents. If you’re hiding your guns you’re a fucking coward. If you’re gonna hide your guns, just give them to someone who will use them. Even a gang banger because they will take out police for us too

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CyclopticErotica 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm of the mind you should have enough guns and ammo to hide 1/2 of them. And by hide I mean direct burial in the woods.

I really like this document which discusses that in length....
https://howtoburyyourvaluables.wordpress.com/

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tom_machine -2 points ago +3 / -5

You’re right we should all tell the government exactly where all our guns are at all times and exactly which guns they are and exactly where we keep all of I it ammunition. That’ll help us tactically.

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tabularasa_556 5 points ago +6 / -1

Dumbass. When the feds show up to your house and you tell them "Teehee I lost them all" they're just going to say "We don't believe you, turn around and put your hands together"

2A wasn't written so people could just put their guns in a box underground when the government decided it was time to tread.

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tom_machine -1 points ago +1 / -2

Did I say that fuckwit? No. I did not. I said report to them that you did them. Keep your fucking guns handy and ready. Learn to read while you’re at it.

And by the way... it’s a fucking joke man!

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GiveMe1776 1 point ago +3 / -2

That’s not at all what I said, you moron. Gun storage is not a binary choice.

Next time adults are having a discussion, keep your dumb ass thoughts to yourself. You’re an embarrassment.

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tom_machine -1 points ago +1 / -2

Great attitude!

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BeardedNinjaPede 1 point ago +1 / -0

HR 127 would require exactly that...

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GiveMe1776 6 points ago +6 / -0

Ya

Or just post on here

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MasklessMarvel 11 points ago +12 / -1

i sold all my gins in a private sale so I could buy all these guns in a private sale

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RabidZoo 6 points ago +6 / -0

Great idea! Let's bootleg and use the money for guns!

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

It worked for Al Capone

[stupid autocorrect]