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theblackprince 533 points ago +540 / -7

We need to think bigger than a last stand at your house.

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DavidGlowie 560 points ago +561 / -1

Fine, we can use your house...

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Donger-Lord2 273 points ago +275 / -2

How about the White House?

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ParticleCannon 225 points ago +227 / -2

Cant, due to an unscheduled tourist event a couple of months ago.

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Donger-Lord2 201 points ago +210 / -9

Oh, you’re talking about that thing on 1/6? We been stockpiling guns and ammunition for a century, some 300 pound land whale national “guardsmen” won’t do shit. He’ll drop his rifle then run away like a little bitch.

We took the Capitol building with some flags, imagine what we can do with rifles in Minecraft.

Yes, both will die on both sides, however, the Tree of Liberty requires blood from both Patriots and tyrants.

All in Minecraft, of course. 😏

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 14 points ago +14 / -0

Member when antifa and BLM threatened to storm the White House and Trump went to the woodshed, aka the first floor meeting room not the "bunker", and instead of labelling antifa as "insurrectionist domestic extremists", the media heads all said, "The White House is the peoples' house and if I was president I would go up to BLM unarmed to show that I'm not a threat before asking them what I can do to help them..." and they DIDN'T claim the number of antifa who got hurt by themselves was "the number of people hurt by the antifa insurrection"?

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StartAgain 9 points ago +10 / -1

underrated comment. i laughed harder than I should have

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

You act like a bunch of malnourished national guardsmen who would rather be anywhere else are an obstacle.

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farstriderr 3 points ago +3 / -0

A rickety gate and a hostile occupying army is there now. Boo hoo. Welp, might as well pack it up and kill yourself then.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

The White House IS my house after all

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Donger-Lord2 16 points ago +16 / -0

I paid for it, an I have a squatter there. Looks like that squatter needs removing.

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 9 points ago +9 / -0

When BLM was there it was "The people's house" and Trump was expected to go have a sit down conversation with no security because "that's what a real president would do".

Why didn't Nancy Pelosi go have a sit down conversation with the Proud Boys (and antifa instigators) on 1/6? That's what a real house speaker would do after all. Instead she hid in her bunker like a bunker bitch.

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CoyoteTan 9 points ago +9 / -0

In minecraft you print of the enemy donor list, clean that up, county, city, state governments. If you won everything else DC is a siege.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought that was converted to a nursing home?

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CHEVLEON 5 points ago +5 / -0

how about the Alamo?

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can we use my house? I have a 1/8 mile driveway and 6 acres of woods

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TheLoraxIsArmed 5 points ago +5 / -0

I need real state advice from you.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t have any advice to give lol. Actually no, move out of the city and go to a freedom state. Stay away from cities and look for rural areas with large properties but also nearby stores.

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AlabamaSlamma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look for affordable rural areas now. Buy property.

Look for access to some kind of medical, shopping, and your favorite outdoor activities. Fishing, woods, hunting, trails, etc.

Chasing the hot areas is a losing game. With more people working from home, rural property is going to shoot up in the next 10 years as people flee the cities and work remote.

Moving to a town of 5,000 20 years ago was miserable. Your only news was whatever came in on broadcast TV and possibly a local paper.

Your only shopping the local grocery store.

Now though, you're just as connected as some dumbshit paying $5000/mo in NYC.

You can shop online just the same, and you have the same internet they do.

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60gunnuh 2 points ago +2 / -0

+1

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TheLoraxIsArmed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll bring chips and salsa.

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Billybobcuccio 1 point ago +1 / -0

All our houses 🏡 in Minecraft

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VoidWanderer 66 points ago +70 / -4

Except that's the only way most conservatives will ever act. When it's on their doorstep, then they will take action. Otherwise they will send "thoughts and prayers" or strongly written letters and fuck all else. Maybe when enough doorsteps have been darkened by the shadow of oathbreakers will conservatives as a whole actually do something for each other. Until then it's the same circlejerk as we've seen where they show up for rallies and are all about "doing things!" until it comes time to actually do something. Then it's the usual "muh jerb and family!"

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Tagappliedfork 31 points ago +31 / -0

this is why community meetings are important. KNOW your neighbors. If they send 30 cops and an armored vehicle to disarm one of us, they'll fuck right off if 60 armed patriots show up.

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magadommer 36 points ago +36 / -0

if my neighbors knew i was a Patriot they'd probably call the cops themselves.

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ThurstonHowell3rd 12 points ago +12 / -0

this is why community meetings are important. KNOW your neighbors.

LOL. I know of my neighbors. They fly rainbow peace sign flags from their front porches. The hang BLM posters in their windows. They have "Biden" and "Coexist" stickers on their Priuses.

When a guy around the corner from me applied to the city to run a small business out of his home to do FFL transfers, my neighbors stormed the city council saying that they didn't want anyone traveling through the neighborhood with firearms because guns are just awful.

If the shit hits the fan regarding firearm possession, these pussies would probably hold my front door open for the ATF goons.

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PEPEpeepee 6 points ago +6 / -0

My neighbors already said they see feds roll up at my house and hear gun fire they'll ambush them.

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OneBigMaga 11 points ago +11 / -0

Divide and conquer.

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Gord096 6 points ago +6 / -0

Exactly, can you say wedge issue? They're desperate to change the narrative from baseball and the border.

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ArriveViolently 3 points ago +3 / -0

And yet only one man had the guts to repay the favor, and everyone called him a "terrorist" for it.

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brother_red 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wonder what ever happened to "John Doe #2?"

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giantrabbit1 45 points ago +45 / -0

That's why they're not coming door to door. They'll tax guns to death and make ammo unavailable. They'll probably give neighbors and friends money to turn people in with guns to the ATF.

They're smarter than that.

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MichelleOsAdamsApple 22 points ago +22 / -0

That is also how you set up ambush scenarios. Understanding their playbook and adapting is how you kill ever fucking commie that spits on the oath.

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Harambe 2 points ago +2 / -0

100%. There are only a few that will actually willingly go into the meat grinder. They will expire quick

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Undying 10 points ago +10 / -0

I've always said it will be the IRS not the FBI that takes your guns.

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traveler776 6 points ago +7 / -1

I woke up to hear gunshots, either target practice or hunting, this morning. Something tells me my neighbors aren't about to help out jao xiden take guns

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Dogpile1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Snitches get ditches.

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Im_too_BASED 3 points ago +3 / -0

YEP.

Now you know how the pussies operate. They need to be Minecrafted!

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GiveMe1776 13 points ago +14 / -1

We don’t need to band together. We, gun owners, outnumber police and military by a little over 33 TIMES. If everyone has a last stand at their house and kills at least 1, then this will be over.

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Im_too_BASED 12 points ago +12 / -0

The Deep State won't move on your guns until they are 100% positive that you can't fight back. Theyre cowards to the core.

We're running out of time...

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befehlistbefehl 10 points ago +10 / -0

The Deep State won't move on your guns until they are 100% positive that you can't fight back.

Or won't fight back, because fighting back is "bad optics."

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JoeBidensDentures 4 points ago +4 / -0

But they will call us names!

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SigAR 3 points ago +3 / -0

Conservatism is a dead ideology, time for something new

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Skyrison 2 points ago +2 / -0

aggressiveism

Mocks the word progressiveism and is very intimidating. Pick fights. Always. High energy. Slogan? Cause fuck you, that’s why!

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Skyrison 1 point ago +1 / -0

i agree. it's a little TOO relaxed and laid back for my tastes

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ThomasJ 43 points ago +46 / -3

This whole last stand at houses meme is stupid and is making people complacent. I'm pretty sure George Soros who can literally rewrite the constitution if he feels like it isn't scared if he send lizards at your front door to kill your family.

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steelywebb 55 points ago +55 / -0

The issue is you cant fight a conventional war you have to wear them down and basically turn USA into Afghanistan or vietnam. Kill one disappear into the populace repeat.

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Ballind 40 points ago +40 / -0

If everyone killed one traitor or Communist, America would be free tomorrow

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Trump2024 26 points ago +30 / -4

I've got a list started of anyone who had/has a Biden sign, a BLM sign or the virtue signal "in this house we believe" sign. They need to make peace with their maker and beg God for mercy because I won't be giving any.

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Czshad2 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not even that many. 600 politicians in DC control the lives of 330 million people. We need 600 people to take one for the team.

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theblackprince 23 points ago +23 / -0

True, but waiting around with a thumb in your ass for a knock on your door is not the same as actively engaging in some quest of achievement. If people who apparently have nothing to lose look longingly at the idea of going down in a hail of fed gunfire, maybe use that courage and fortitude now so we never get to that point.

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steelywebb 13 points ago +13 / -0

Be the voice in the wilderness then. I'm an epileptic and can barely get around, but if someone anyone straight came out and said fuck joe biden. We make our stand now I would follow. Otherwise the best I can do now is plan, stockpile, and prepare.

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SharpCookie 15 points ago +15 / -0

Get yer bugout bags ready!

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RabidZoo 10 points ago +10 / -0

If you don't have your gear ready now I'm not sure what anyone is waiting for?! Too little, too late comes to mind.

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3-10 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is how it is to be done. Just remember they can finger print spent cartridges now.

*Not saying I support it, Mr. FBI. This comment is satire.

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BoffoTheClown 2 points ago +3 / -1

I wonder how many cartridges it would take to overwhelm their system?

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Dogpile1 6 points ago +6 / -0

Don’t forget there families.

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JewsClues 25 points ago +25 / -0

George Soros said the happiest time of his life was turning his Jewish neighbors in and then stealing their life possessions.

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ArcticDark 5 points ago +5 / -0

Soros control Godzilla confirmed..... we need Kong... the World/US needs him....

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BigIglooActual 1 point ago +1 / -0

They already shot harambe

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StartAgain 5 points ago +5 / -0

At first, I thought you said George Floyd rewrote the Constitution. That applies too

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Thep1mp 3 points ago +3 / -0

Anyone who walks into my community looking to take guns is walking into a crossfire of literally thousands of patriots. Rural Soith Carolina says fuck George Soros

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MasklessMarvel 37 points ago +37 / -0

maybe we could have a barbecue first

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y_do_i_need_to_hide 15 points ago +15 / -0

It's not a Last Stand at his house, it is slow Joe Biden having to dispatch a team to 70 million homes. If you break, you are a pussy. Apes together strong