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DavidGlowie 560 points ago +561 / -1

Fine, we can use your house...

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Donger-Lord2 273 points ago +275 / -2

How about the White House?

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ParticleCannon 225 points ago +227 / -2

Cant, due to an unscheduled tourist event a couple of months ago.

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Donger-Lord2 201 points ago +210 / -9

Oh, you’re talking about that thing on 1/6? We been stockpiling guns and ammunition for a century, some 300 pound land whale national “guardsmen” won’t do shit. He’ll drop his rifle then run away like a little bitch.

We took the Capitol building with some flags, imagine what we can do with rifles in Minecraft.

Yes, both will die on both sides, however, the Tree of Liberty requires blood from both Patriots and tyrants.

All in Minecraft, of course. 😏

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TRUMPDADDY50 100 points ago +102 / -2

This! What you said! No Government force will take part in bullets fights with patriots. People need to understand that this is what Pelosi and all Democrats know and fear. They are only counting on us not understanding it fully. The only fights that might happen. Will end after the 3rd 4th casulty on their side. The cop who shot our veteran girl in the neck. Should have been met with a response on the spot. https://youtu.be/c2IRymr7uIU

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GODwins76 21 points ago +21 / -0

We already scheduled it this time at u/theblackprince house, they can come to us.

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Ienjoywearingcrocs 19 points ago +25 / -6

I know this is going to be a very unpopular opinion on here but nobody “took” the capital building. People were let in to make it look EXACTLY like an insurrection...and you morons fell for it, hook line and sinker.

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DarkPhoenix 7 points ago +7 / -0

The commies took the Capitol not anyone here. Patriots only here.

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sorrytodisagree 4 points ago +4 / -0

I guarantee the WH has at least a CIWS that'll go through a crowd faster than homelander having a hissy fit.

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 14 points ago +14 / -0

Member when antifa and BLM threatened to storm the White House and Trump went to the woodshed, aka the first floor meeting room not the "bunker", and instead of labelling antifa as "insurrectionist domestic extremists", the media heads all said, "The White House is the peoples' house and if I was president I would go up to BLM unarmed to show that I'm not a threat before asking them what I can do to help them..." and they DIDN'T claim the number of antifa who got hurt by themselves was "the number of people hurt by the antifa insurrection"?

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Nellie_the_Beaut 7 points ago +7 / -0

That fucking Marxist mayor “Bowser” actually tried to REMOVE the fencing around the White House that was standing between President Trump and his family and the BLM/Antifa mob. That evil and reckless tool of the left claimed that it was “the people’s house” and that Trump had no right to deny them access to it. During a riot. She wanted Donald, Melania and Barron Trump to be murdered. These agent provocateurs destroying our country from within are all over Washington DC.

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StartAgain 9 points ago +10 / -1

underrated comment. i laughed harder than I should have

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Hshsvsvsvsv 2 points ago +2 / -0

It was a mostly peacefull protest

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TakenusernameA 3 points ago +3 / -0

You act like a bunch of malnourished national guardsmen who would rather be anywhere else are an obstacle.

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farstriderr 3 points ago +3 / -0

A rickety gate and a hostile occupying army is there now. Boo hoo. Welp, might as well pack it up and kill yourself then.

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vote_for_MAGA_2020 9 points ago +9 / -0

The White House IS my house after all

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Donger-Lord2 16 points ago +16 / -0

I paid for it, an I have a squatter there. Looks like that squatter needs removing.

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ButAtLeastWeDontHave 9 points ago +9 / -0

When BLM was there it was "The people's house" and Trump was expected to go have a sit down conversation with no security because "that's what a real president would do".

Why didn't Nancy Pelosi go have a sit down conversation with the Proud Boys (and antifa instigators) on 1/6? That's what a real house speaker would do after all. Instead she hid in her bunker like a bunker bitch.

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CoyoteTan 9 points ago +9 / -0

In minecraft you print of the enemy donor list, clean that up, county, city, state governments. If you won everything else DC is a siege.

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EatMyBallsAmerican 6 points ago +6 / -0

I thought that was converted to a nursing home?

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CHEVLEON 5 points ago +5 / -0

how about the Alamo?

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 9 points ago +9 / -0

Can we use my house? I have a 1/8 mile driveway and 6 acres of woods

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TheLoraxIsArmed 5 points ago +5 / -0

I need real state advice from you.

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DEPORT_DOOMERS 12 points ago +12 / -0

I don’t have any advice to give lol. Actually no, move out of the city and go to a freedom state. Stay away from cities and look for rural areas with large properties but also nearby stores.

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AlabamaSlamma 4 points ago +4 / -0

Look for affordable rural areas now. Buy property.

Look for access to some kind of medical, shopping, and your favorite outdoor activities. Fishing, woods, hunting, trails, etc.

Chasing the hot areas is a losing game. With more people working from home, rural property is going to shoot up in the next 10 years as people flee the cities and work remote.

Moving to a town of 5,000 20 years ago was miserable. Your only news was whatever came in on broadcast TV and possibly a local paper.

Your only shopping the local grocery store.

Now though, you're just as connected as some dumbshit paying $5000/mo in NYC.

You can shop online just the same, and you have the same internet they do.

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60gunnuh 2 points ago +2 / -0

+1

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TheLoraxIsArmed 2 points ago +2 / -0

I’ll bring chips and salsa.

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Billybobcuccio 1 point ago +1 / -0

All our houses 🏡 in Minecraft