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BadOptics 270 points ago +270 / -0

Plot twist: he's saved when the diversity hire crashes the plane with no survivors

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Ben45 88 points ago +88 / -0

The lady in the pic is black, why not just have her fly the plane!

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women_for_trump 89 points ago +89 / -0

She meets the United Airlines requirements.

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JoeNotErotic 77 points ago +78 / -1

We wuz pileets an sheiiit

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VonTyger 51 points ago +51 / -0

Pretty soon the left's criteria for jobs will be that you specifically can't do the job...

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Formerlurker92 35 points ago +35 / -0

Doing otherwise is racist against the unqualified

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Joesf23 34 points ago +34 / -0

I read yesterday that Oregon teachers have declared math racist because it demands a correct answer. Basically that means logic is racist and we will build things based on feelings and watch it fall apart. Cool.

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throwaway777 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Merit-Challenged

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arebee 11 points ago +11 / -0

Equal treatment for all. A blind man can still fly a plane, bigot

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t-ara-fan 5 points ago +5 / -0

So can suicidal tranny.

https://www.gq.com/story/germanwings-flight-9525-final-moments

OK this guy wasn't a tranny but he was depressed.

he encountered a fragment of a human being—including, horrifically, a few scattered faces that had peeled off skulls like masks—

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mridion 0 points ago +1 / -1

Read much of it, Thanks an interesting story. Very possible that this is a case of an electronic harassment victim with eye implants taking his own life. Main things that stood out were the year 2007. Eye implants “main streamed” for victims from 2006. Psychosis symptoms. Super strangeness started happening in his eyes suddenly along with tinnitus ringing in his ears. High pitched noise are used as a power source for the micro implants.

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Mamapedia 10 points ago +10 / -0

Like the bridge collapse at Florida International University in 2018. Contract specifically awarded to a minority owned business, with ties to the then mayor.

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DiscoverAFire 6 points ago +7 / -1

Harrison Bergeron.

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Hshsvsvsvsv 4 points ago +4 / -0

How to be a star in the GOP: go on TV and repeat what you read on Conservative message boards. Your clips and sound-bites will be shared far and wide and people will think you’re fighting the good fight even though you’ve never accomplished anything at all

https://theculturechronicles.com/index.php/2020/12/18/how-to-be-a-star-in-the-gop-go-on-cable-news-shows-and-complain-about-how-corrupt-everything-is-but-never-actually-do-anything-about-it/

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CahalTheMad 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's like that NOW.

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women_for_trump 6 points ago +6 / -0

We built the airline industry.

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Buck_Fiden 4 points ago +4 / -0

Forget those triangle-shaped UFOs and stealth aircraft. Soon, you'll be able to look up to the skies and see flying pyramids.

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NutBuster69 -2 points ago +3 / -5

SHEEEEIT UHHH smacks lips YOU FINNA TELL ME UHHH WE WUZ MUHFUGGIN PILOTS AN SHEIT??

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CrouchingKamala 1 point ago +1 / -0

No I.D.

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HrshySqrt77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hell, she meets Joe Biden's requirements!

Not that that's any sort of benchmark. And to be clear, I mean for Vice President and not the much higher sniffing standard.

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Sigma 14 points ago +14 / -0
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WhoMeTwo 9 points ago +10 / -1

Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!! XD

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Darkheartisland 4 points ago +4 / -0

Back in the early days of aviation the pilot did everything.

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Barrysstash 1 point ago +1 / -0

With blonde hair. She is a sellout. Don’t trust her.

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christianknight 1 point ago +1 / -0

They want women flying planes now I hear

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Buck_Fiden 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why stop at women (womxn)? There are now infinite gender identities to choose from.

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MuhNameJeff 20 points ago +20 / -0

This is a real possibility. Fucking woke culture is going to get people killed

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GEOTUSMAGA 9 points ago +9 / -0

...again

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xzibit_b 7 points ago +7 / -0

Woke Culture already does. No one's ever going to address the issues in Baltimore, Detroit, Chicago, Atlanta, etc because it's black people disproportionately doing the murders. No one's going to address the loss of businesses every time a drug addict/career criminal dies in police custody cause the community doing the burning and rioting are black people. You can go on TV and say "White people are the biggest threat to America" (Don Lemon) but you can't ask these black mothers who always go on TV and say "I never knew my son could do that!" WHERE they were while their son was killing people in a fucking gang.

Same shit in Europe. In countries like Belgium and Spain, Islamic terrorists go in and out of shit justice systems like a revolving door and continue to commit heinous acts of extremism. What does Europe do in response? They trot out a couple of Muslims to say "Stop being mad at us!" even if the vast vast majority of Europeans are only mad at the people who did the actual crime, not the entire Muslim community.

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Raposa 11 points ago +11 / -0

It'll be like the movie Bounce, except he and two other white men will give up their seats for a quadriplegic 300 lb black lesbian astronaut who requires all three seats for the price of 1 normal seat (the pilot is health secretary Rachel Levine of course). There is no co-pilot because at this point Rachel identifies as being two entirely separate human beings. Because maintenance was performed by a journalism major recently transferred from a barista job, the engines explode and the three surviving men go on a journey to explore their privilege and how the entire event was their responsibility. It goes on to receive rave reviews garnering 98%+ from critics on rotten tomatoes.

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BallsackPaneer 5 points ago +5 / -0

"Now is not the time for fear, that comes later."

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TwoWords 2 points ago +2 / -0

For you

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JoeNotErotic 71 points ago +72 / -1

ⓘ 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝘃𝗶𝗼𝗹𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘆 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗿𝗱𝘀. 𝗪𝗲 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗽 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗻. 𝗣𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗮𝗹 𝗲𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗮𝗻𝘁.

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Novus 17 points ago +17 / -0

Dibs on the bed with view on the forest or sea.

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JoeNotErotic 32 points ago +33 / -1

ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲 𝗶𝘀 𝗻𝗼 𝘄𝗶𝗻𝗱𝗼𝘄 𝗶𝗻 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘀𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗿𝗼𝘃𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘄𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗲𝗿.

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Sigma 14 points ago +14 / -0

Spoiler: All the views are of “Rachel” Levine’s cankles as you’re beaten by the FBI.

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Skogin 9 points ago +9 / -0

Horror.

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WhoMeTwo 8 points ago +8 / -0

Where's the fentanyl.... triple dose please. STAT!

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arebee 9 points ago +9 / -0

Looks like we got a Saint over here trying to be all righteous and judgey to us normal folk.

Alright mr pinnacle of the community, we get it, you’re better than us.

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Sting 4 points ago +4 / -0

Levine, eh? Endless coincidences.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 42 points ago +43 / -1

Trump supporters are already being labeled as domestic terrorists by Trump-appointed Christopher Wray's FBI.

Guess what's next ...

So cool how we drained the swamp.

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PartyOfTrump 16 points ago +16 / -0

Yeah... it's some BS.

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CanadianTrump 8 points ago +9 / -1

Socialism is never removed via voting, come on now, you know that.

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RamMan 4 points ago +4 / -0

Here’s what the plan should be: fire everyone at the FBI in management, and then randomly select their replacements from regular agents. It has to be better than what we have now.

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BaconEatingPatriot 1 point ago +2 / -1

I'm good thanks. Nice cuck mindset you have there btw. Never any constructive criticism allowed because you can't handle it. It's always some amorphous enemy right?

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pedoguy 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah xir spends xir's short life on this Earth online all day bashing Trump. What a fulfilling life.

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Awakened 2 points ago +2 / -0

If it makes you feel better, an antisemite is never happy. So you have that going for ya.

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Awakened 1 point ago +1 / -0

Synagogue of Satan are those who didn’t understand a Word that Christ said. They move through this life with nothing but hate and violence in their heart. They are of their Father the Devil. Those who choose the path you have are nothing more than his tool.

Good luck with that.

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HangTheBankers -1 points ago +1 / -2

Keyword is “synagogue” faggot. The Bible doesn’t call it the house or temple of satan. The joos are worse than Islam but very few understand this. However, the awakening is coming.

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UsurperJoe 0 points ago +2 / -2

Donald Trump is the best President since Regan.

Im just saying he's got too much to lose, to defy the Joos..

Biden is making it obvious who's really in charge. His failing administration is an opportunity. Its a Fake and Gay Virus Regime.

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XlDEN 2 points ago +2 / -0
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UsurperJoe -1 points ago +1 / -2

Trump is not the one to defy Jewish power. That is coming.

I still like him, a lot.

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JaoBiZen 30 points ago +30 / -0

USA is sooo fucked, thanks lefties

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Sting 11 points ago +11 / -0

And the righties who talked big shit and made big promises and then watched it happen.

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IllIllIll 13 points ago +13 / -0

Sternly worded letters intensify.

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Truthdose 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well...they were serious with Iraq...they were the real enemy and concern right?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 2 points ago +2 / -0

Be fair: we sure got a LOT of sternly worded tweets.

I mean, who would ever believe that 30+ year career gummint crooks would ignore that?

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GreyKnight 29 points ago +30 / -1

"Just make your own airline service"

Hi, we're going to need proof of unvaccination, history of offensive speech or no active social media accounts with your given name, troll accounts are ok, and ownership of at least one rifle and pistol, preferably being carried on you now which will also earns you a 5% discount on in flight purchases.

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julianleroux 6 points ago +6 / -0

^ This guy has the right idea.

Right-leaning people should embrace the integration of politics with business, as it is naturally to their economic advantage (since left-wing ideology is always parasitic or destructive)

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Thrasymachus 2 points ago +2 / -0

The idea that you could enter any of these markets that are 110% locked down by grift relationships between entrenched players and bought-off lawmakers is as naïve as the reality is tragic.

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UsurperJoe 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's my kind of airline

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Tx50bmg 21 points ago +21 / -0

Black Mirror's "Nosedive" episode (S3:E1) covers this a bit too brilliantly. It's scary.

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Formerlurker92 8 points ago +8 / -0

Look up sesame credits if you wanna feel even more uneasy

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Tx50bmg 3 points ago +3 / -0

🤮

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

I'm putting you on double damage.

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seilgu 11 points ago +11 / -0

This actually happened couple of days ago to a man named Chris Sky: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtXe4l8lFLQ

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maga_mama_757 2 points ago +2 / -0

Wow. That's insane.

And coming soon, no doubt.

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StartAgain 8 points ago +8 / -0

Shocking what it's leading up to. I fucking hate every bit of this.

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Toughsky_Shitsky 10 points ago +10 / -0
  • it's just 15 days

  • it's just a few more months

  • it's just a nursing home .. all your elderly friends will be there

  • it's just a few more months

  • it's just mail in voting

  • it's just a few more months

  • it's just a vaccine

  • it's just a few more months

  • it's just a boxcar

  • it's just a quarantine camp

  • it's just a shower

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Pixel 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm sure freedom of speech will be restored really quickly once the leftist lynchings start.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 7 points ago +7 / -0

United Air would do this

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BallsackPaneer 4 points ago +4 / -0

They probably already did on the 6th, no doubt helped by Bank of America.

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Cantshadowbanthemall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Tell me, if their usage drops 10%, do they stay in business?

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Magatonin 6 points ago +6 / -0

The lefts fetish is to be treated like a baby, told what to do, and what to believe. They want to waste their entire existence being micromanaged and lectured by others while being kept ignorant.

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PlateOwner 6 points ago +7 / -1

Do you need a passport to not fly?

Or:

"I see you didn't vote for Biden. I'm sorry you cannot fly with us."

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OGpsywar 9 points ago +9 / -0

2/3rds of the US didn't vote at all, and 70% of Voters didn't actually vote for Biden.

That's a Lot of people to ban from their service, lol. Basically 90% of the US.

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OGpsywar 2 points ago +2 / -0

"I see you didn't vote for Biden. I'm sorry you cannot fly with us."

If 'not voting for Biden' is the standard, then person's unable to vote also 'didn't vote for Biden'.

Are you a Biden voter, .. or just 'that-guy'? -- Don't answer, don't care.

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arebee 4 points ago +4 / -0

That would be ineffective. You’d even get a discount for voting for him twice

“But .. I voted for trump..”

“Sir, it says you voted for Biden 723 times via mail-in voting... from your live-in parking lot”

“We even have deals for legacy voters! We see your grandfather, great grandfather and great great grandfather all, also voted for Biden! That’s 10% off all travel!”

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Wexit-Delecto 4 points ago +4 / -0

Rediscover driving around North America. It’s the best way to travel.

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AtariArtist 4 points ago +4 / -0

Pro tip : planes are easy to sabotage. The air traffic control system is even easier.

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Nomoralcompass89 3 points ago +3 / -0

Have your upvote, ill see you in the gulags fren; with a comment like that, you've secured your spot.

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AtariArtist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Three words. Liquid Mercury & Aluminum.

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Fact 4 points ago +4 / -0

"How DARE you call me 'Mr. Johnson'? Can't you tell by the breasts that I'm post-op? And I'm black. Not letting me fly is a HATE CRIME. Seriously, just let me on. I'm even sporting a 'Woke Air' shirt."

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PM_Me_Ur_Weird_Bendy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Remember a time when we'll all agreed left and right a social credit system was bad?

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Beat_to_Quarters 4 points ago +4 / -0

She cant even fly at the airline she works for because they require photo ID and black people don't have that.

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Gravity 4 points ago +4 / -0

Talked to the wife about renting a few planes and starting the Patriot Airlines. No masks, no vaccine cards, just good old bags of peanuts and most qualified pilots. What could go wrong?

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SpaceOlympian 3 points ago +3 / -0

Literally the plot of a black mirror episode. Seriously go watch it. It’s frightening how close we are to it.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Have I mentioned that I'm Jewish?"

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FromSethWithLove 2 points ago +2 / -0

It's here

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donjongun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Din.Du.Nuffin.

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Mises 2 points ago +2 / -0

We joke but they could literally do this.

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LastGenAm 2 points ago +2 / -0

Boycott airlines, Feds running out of fake money, no way they can rescue these airlines again.

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Salty_Dad 2 points ago +2 / -0

Social credit score has been on the horizon.

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Txponi 2 points ago +2 / -0

Note: Ticket agent does not have a computer for ticketing. May require use of the internet and Joe Biteme told us all about that cultural issue didn't he? Raaaycist. Dems.

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spez__ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Libertarians would be like: "Yeah, okay that's completely fine and reasonable."

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redditadminssuckit 2 points ago +2 / -0

Imagine if he were saying that to her

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GeneralVeers 2 points ago +2 / -0

Trump Air.

Fly the bigly skies.

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ArcticDark 2 points ago +2 / -0

i played alot of the air maps in Diddy Kong Racing on N64.... dat counts rite?

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PeoplesRepublicNJ 2 points ago +2 / -0

Why do you think that Highways are racist now? Anyways they are trying to make it harder to drive cross country.

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magadommer 2 points ago +2 / -0

Riggers On A Plane, starring Samuel L Jackson

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bill_in_texas 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm offended by the cultural appropriation by the gate agent. Why she gotta have dat White Becky hair?

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +2 / -0

A black woman appropriating white culture and dying her hair blonde?

If black is beautiful, why do so many black women try to look like white women?

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BingusCombat 1 point ago +2 / -1

They think Whites were mean to their minorities? Just wait til you see how Whites are treated.

Whites are the kindest people on earth to their minorities.