$300 to bring ice waters and smiles all day, with a few how is everything's and would you like dessert so your tab and thus my tip is bigger?

But nobody can spare $2 to give to the sign guy. This is all really stupid to me.

"But he's just gonna spend it on beer!"

First off how the fuck do you know, 2nd off Jesus said to give to all who asks, and 3rdly who the fuck cares?

A guy awhile ago asked me for $10 because he needed gas. 15 minutes later the cashier came up to me and asked if I was the guy who gave him $10, I said yeah. He said I got played, when you walked away he tried to buy a case of beer with it, but I turned him away.

I said why? It's his money he can do what he wants with it. If he lied to me that's between him and God, not between you and him.