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posted ago by Stumpycake ago by Stumpycake +40 / -1

Personally, I would have to see some solid scientific evidence from the ADA and CDC presented to me in a Broadway style musical vaudeville with Biden, Clinton, and Obama. The number should be written and choreographed by a team of black jewish asian transgender neutral dolphinkin islamic monks, and broadcast 24/7 on the Gorilla Channel.

Then maybe... MAYBE I would consider.

What about you guys?

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cookiesforsale 12 points ago +12 / -0

Pharma liability....

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PotatoJoe 10 points ago +10 / -0

A cocked weapon to my head might convince me. Might

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FlatEarth2020 10 points ago +10 / -0

I'm waiting for the animal trials to be concluded...

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Stumpycake [S] 15 points ago +15 / -0

Well they're almost done with the sheep.

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Mtnlion667 8 points ago +8 / -0

5-10 yrs of clinical studies, also it would have to be for a disease I was afraid to get.

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markolbb 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly. Even if this was a true vaccine and was perfectly 100% safe (which is never the case), I still have no reason to get it.

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Food4thought 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'll be honest - I'm glad it's there for people who want it. For me, the big question is why are people still wearing masks? Seriously, now is the time to run the gauntlet and end this.

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empiretc 6 points ago +6 / -0

1 million dollars..... (voice of Dr. Evil)

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BahamaDon 2 points ago +2 / -0

On hundred trillion dollars!

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TrumpLandslide20201 6 points ago +6 / -0

I need to see people lopping off in front of my face by the thousands. Everyone I know that has had it all survived. I mean that just didn't guess they had it, they actually had it. Said it was like having the flu. I know a lot of people and only 2 have had it for certain.

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Apersonofinterest 5 points ago +5 / -0

I have an immune system that works.

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soysaucenuts 5 points ago +5 / -0

If the coof was more like the black plague, I’d consider the “vaxx.”

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Dutch_Christian 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or like ebola in flu form; People squirting blood from every orifice and collapsing left and right in the street might do it for me.

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soysaucenuts 3 points ago +3 / -0

Exactly. Most people would recognize a REAL pandemic.

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PermaHandshake 4 points ago +4 / -0

Absolutely nothing. Why would I get a vaccine for a virus I have a 0.0005% chance of surviving? Vaccines have side-effects, even if the pharmaceutical companies refuse to tell people this. It can be very subtle and in some cases not as bad as simply catching the virus but there's a lot of potentially unintended consequences we don't know about. For such a weak virus, I'll take my chances with the natural route.

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Trilby 4 points ago +4 / -0

Not considering it under any condition but if I had to choose, I would need to be really truly convinced that my life was in grave danger without it. But a show-stopper musical number might do it.

KIDDING!

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UndercoverSpez 4 points ago +4 / -0

A higher mortality rate for my age/heath group.

Or money like another poster said

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MusicToMyEars 3 points ago +3 / -0

Me: nothing.

My wife: if vaccine passports keep us from going to the grocery store without being vaccinated.

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Cesare_Borgia 2 points ago +2 / -0

There's nothing that could convince me to take a vaccine for an illness that kills virtually no one who isn't already on deaths door.

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Peashout 2 points ago +2 / -0

Proof that covid is actually a thing, not just the flu with a longer name.

Along with years of study and testing.

Not too much to ask.

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Pepesforfreedom 2 points ago +2 / -0

It would be years before I would even consider it. As in like 5 years minimum. The current virus probably won’t be around by then. Even then only if hcq and ivermectin completely fell off the face of the earth. So, slim to none chance of ever.

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Gmelindag 2 points ago +2 / -0

Nope!

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Blndhairylegs 2 points ago +2 / -0

$25K, cash

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Czshad2 2 points ago +2 / -0

27 million dollars in cash.

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Dr707 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sorry bud you'd have to eat a shitload of fentanyl and die to get to that level

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Conservativechick 1 point ago +1 / -0

Never....

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traveler776 1 point ago +2 / -1

They would have to forcibly give it to me, I would never voluntarily take it

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