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FlyinHeadlock 8 points ago +8 / -0

"May you live in retarded times". US new saying for the ages.

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Tip-O-Matic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Well, it's just the common cold, so we'll get it the same way we've always contracted a cold in the past.

It will just be easier to get sick now, with all the mask wearing and isolating ourselves from others, destroying our immune systems.

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stellamonkey 3 points ago +4 / -1

^ this. our immune systems are going to be slammed from regular stuff we used to slough off.

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Trump2024 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm a 60's and 70's kid who lived on a steady diet of paint chips, dirt, bugs and scabs. Plus I very rarely wear a mask. Never did I truly believe I would be one to ride out the apocalypse and yet here I am. A couple more years and we return to monke.

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Stolen 2 points ago +2 / -0

COVAIDS

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MrStep 2 points ago +2 / -0

"Masks". You mean dirty rags, they never pushed for masks that actually would stop an airborne virus.

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Trump2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

And Fauci will be like "SIKE!" Gotcha again, sucka!

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stellamonkey 1 point ago +2 / -1

you are 100% re HIV transmission.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Maybe I'm behind the times, but can't you get it through vaginal sex, too?

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Mother_of_gains [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

Much less likely to get it through vaginal sex, but still possible. Far more likely to catch it through micro tears in your anus when an infected batch of semen gets shot up there. That's why gay men made up such an enormous % of AIDS deaths in the 80's even though they only make up 1% of the population. But we had to all pretend that it was equal risk to people of all sexual orientations / practices because of "muh feelings".

Nothing against anal sex (or even being gay for that matter), but unprotected anal sex with multiple partners is about as high risk as you can get. Basically playing russian roulette at that point.

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projectarcturus1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Sperm is immunosuppressant. It's not for the anus.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Interesting. Did not know all that.

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Mother_of_gains [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

All that being said, if you're banging some chick who isn't your long term girlfriend, make sure you wear a condom. Especially if she's a crazed liberal. God help you if you get her pregnant. On the off chance that she doesn't get an abortion, you'll be tied to her for life through the kid.

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HalfBreedSupremacist 1 point ago +1 / -0

Like my momma used to say, "Never fuck a libtard"

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BrewSwillis 1 point ago +1 / -0

I think they found out that you catch the virus at Burger King, or Krispy Kreme....... or from staying locked in your house, away from the sun.