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MAGA_____bitches 39 points ago +39 / -0

The defense should plant a big black dude in the court, and have him completely freak out to scare the jury.

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NonPlayableCharacter 14 points ago +14 / -0

I can’t quit giggling, but for some reason I foresee that backfiring.

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Redpillmachine 4 points ago +4 / -0

Lol like Taxis says below it’ll just remind them whos waiting to riot when they acquit.

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HockeyMom4Trump 5 points ago +5 / -0

The defense should remind everyone that Minnesota favorite Prince died of a fentanyl overdose, too

Then the defense attorney should allow Chauvin to put his knee on his neck /shoulder blade for the same amount of time

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MagaMay 38 points ago +38 / -0

I did not know that.

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RivalPipe 17 points ago +17 / -0

I woulda guessed 6’ 2” 225.

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Taxis 29 points ago +31 / -2

They'll still convict. None of the jury wants to die by some black thug rolling up on his house after pronouncing him innocent or want to have crazy Antifa hunt him and his or her family down.

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grndmrshlgando 21 points ago +21 / -0

that's their problem. I think the entire world is watching this case and its so stupidly one-sided its obvious saint george poisoned himself. what a fucking backfire wow

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BasedMedicalDoctor 8 points ago +10 / -2

He’s gonna get convicted of manslaughter. No more no less.

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lovemylibs 4 points ago +4 / -0

Involuntarily speaking, I hope you are correct.

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BasedMedicalDoctor 1 point ago +3 / -2

Count on it my fren. Have several lawyer friends (well two are friends, the other 4 are acquaintances) and I have yet to hear any of them predict anything other than manslaughter.

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doug2 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't even see how he's guilty of that.

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DivvyDivet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Can confirm also have lawyer friends. They are saying the same thing.

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OathsMatter2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I also have a lawyer friend, and he refused to give input without a fee.

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HockeyMom4Trump 2 points ago +2 / -0

Smart lawyer😂

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Taxis 3 points ago +4 / -1

We'll see. I say not guilty at all, personally, but the jury....

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NonPlayableCharacter 4 points ago +5 / -1

Hung jury, calling it.

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Taxis 4 points ago +4 / -0

Nope. That person will be found, their family killed, and they themselves killed if they do not convict. Quit thinking we have a fair system.

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whippeat 2 points ago +2 / -0

If this wasn’t being televised and scrutinized in such detail, I’d agree with you. But one person refusing to convict would need balls of adamantium. The pressure would be insane, and the threats against you and your life too

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd do it in a heartbeat. I have balls of steal though.

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Logan_W_Logan 1 point ago +1 / -0

So do looters

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ravioli_king 11 points ago +11 / -0

No I didn't know. I would have guessed 6' tall I did look up his weight. They said 155 lbs.

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RealHappyFeet 11 points ago +11 / -0

Holy smokes. The MSM didn't talk about that disparity in physical size.

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

MSM also didn't talk about the difficulty the officers had trying to get Floyd into a police-car yelling "I CAN'T BREEV" early in the incident (which went on for 20-30 minutes overall, while MSM gave the impression the "knee on the neck" money-shot was the only relevant footage.)

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RealHappyFeet 2 points ago +2 / -0

MSM wanted blood, racism, anger, the whole gambit. They got the footage they needed to justify anything they said, irregardless of how far from the truth it lies.

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I_SPEAK_JIVE 9 points ago +9 / -0

When I was in high school I was 5'9" and about 140. I was a scrawny little shit. I can't imagine trying to subdue a full grown man on drugs at that size

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

yeah, floyd's 6'4" is definitely racist

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TheAmbulance 8 points ago +8 / -0

oj 2.0

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Rickshawrick 7 points ago +8 / -1

TBF, he probably weighed in at 165 with all his shit on.

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doug2 1 point ago +2 / -1

So? We don't talk about the weight of human beings with extra shit included.

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Rickshawrick 0 points ago +1 / -1

lol, this is the hill you pick?

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doug2 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'm very sensitive. My scale said I was fat but I swear it was my clothes.

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Rickshawrick 1 point ago +1 / -0

strips down.. DUDE, I LOST 10 POUNDS. celebrates with pack of pop-tarts.

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tiamat 7 points ago +7 / -0

Didn't know he was that small,

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VoteCyborgTrump2040 6 points ago +6 / -0

140 lbs? High school kids weigh more than 140 lbs.

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GoUSA 8 points ago +8 / -0

Elementary school kids weigh more than 140 these days

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Perhelion 2 points ago +2 / -0

Food at my school was good AF, for real

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Barbs 4 points ago +7 / -3

Did all the Oompa Loompas end up in the Minneapolis PD or something?

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ConsrvspkgNJ 4 points ago +4 / -0

Sadly, Chauvin is going down. Those jury members are hearing the "It would be a shame if your house were to accidentally burn down....." and they are like "Hell no, I didn't sign up for this". Imagine if the American People rose up and said "Uh, jury members....we have rope too and we know where trees are as well....do your job and do it fairly because it would be a shame if there were an accident". It sucks and its unAmerican but if they fear us as much as they fear them we might get a fair outcome.

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PatriotPirate 3 points ago +3 / -0

The other officers were rookies and had minimal training/experience. Chauvin did well to keep Floyd under control

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PierreDelecto2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

I find this so hard to believe. Any dude who hits puberty is a buck 60.

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doug2 2 points ago +2 / -0

That's a problem, why are beta males and women serving as cops? Who are these wet noodles supposed to protect?

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Dialectic 1 point ago +1 / -0

140lbs? kek

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AngelMark 1 point ago +1 / -0

Whoa!

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durkadurka 1 point ago +1 / -0

140 at 5’ 9”? Come on.

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CasualFilth -1 points ago +1 / -2

So? There were multiple police and one George Floyd, who, if we are to believe our own eyes, was struggling pitifully as he died from a drug overdose. I've seen a 100 pound female Marine take down a much larger man with control techniques.

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Stolen -4 points ago +2 / -6

I heard they were gay lovers.

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doug2 5 points ago +5 / -0

I just heard that too, right here. From you. I'd never be stupid enough to repeat it though because I've seen zero indication that it's true.