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starsabove 58 points ago +58 / -0

That is absolutely hilarious.

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KeepingAmericaGreat 23 points ago +23 / -0

More than being suspended for skipping school, hilarious.

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Dialectic 4 points ago +4 / -0

Felt like a win win when I was in prison I mean high school

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BlackLivesMurder 55 points ago +55 / -0

We are all being persuaded into being retarded

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ObongoForPrison2020 27 points ago +27 / -0

And so many are gleefully falling for it.

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cosmos411 2 points ago +2 / -0

You went and did it. You went full retard. Never go full retard. Click this link for your punishment: www.FullRetardDetention.retard

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Vince_Fosters_Shoe 27 points ago +27 / -0

(Alt-Tabs into Minecraft)

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Weero 7 points ago +7 / -0

I'd bet the kid would learn more playing Minecraft than sitting in those shitty Zoom calls being indoctrinated.

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spelunking_librator 3 points ago +3 / -0

not related, commies start epsteining themselves

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Suckitreddit 16 points ago +16 / -0

Well he can’t be in doom detention if he’s already in zoom suspension, so...

Tell them he slipped over the border and is now getting in-person instruction in San Diego

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TrumpWonByALandslide 15 points ago +15 / -0

🤣

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PKC_MAN 11 points ago +11 / -0

Zomm detention! Sounds like a good time for video games.

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G_regulator 9 points ago +9 / -0

Detention is now having to play warzone with your browser tab open sucking away all your ram and fucking up your ping.

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AnointedVisions 5 points ago +8 / -3

Just stop fucking paying taxes already

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Jmradioman 5 points ago +5 / -0

Lol public schools everyone.

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BoughtByBloomberg2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Upload still image of yourself as background. Go play playstation.

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MsAnthropic 4 points ago +4 / -0

No fucking way I’d make my kid go to “Zoom detention”.

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LarryBugman 4 points ago +4 / -0

And then in the distance you hear something which makes no sense so you block it out for a while, but it remains getting louder as the days go by until you stop and ask yourself

“Is that honking?”

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MarginofFraud 3 points ago +3 / -0

Kid isn't paying attention in subpar internet class? Time to send him to a link where he will go to pay even less attention. Whoever came up with this idea is retarded and the thought they are teaching people means they are a net negative to our society.

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cosmos411 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm waiting for them to tell kids they have to dress up as the opposite gender for the day/week to see if they like it more than their actual gender attire. You know it's going to happen, if it already hasn't.

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Basard 2 points ago +2 / -0

All hail the hypnotoad!!

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IBentMyWookie 2 points ago +2 / -0

Should accidentally make that zoom link public. I’m sure that more than a few bored trolls would enter the chat.

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STC_A 1 point ago +1 / -0

The best natural consequence for not paying attention in class is failing it... which of course isn't enforceable because it would hurt feelings to hold kids back.

No, let's send them to the next grade with no foundational knowledge from the last! They'll do better I'm sure!