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FredRedd 26 points ago +26 / -0

Actually, the Trump kids wouldn't go out to "get jobs" - they'd go out, create wealth and jobs for many people and their families.

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JenniferJames 19 points ago +19 / -0

Coming from a creep who took a ton of pictures of his pecker.

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Shaffro 16 points ago +16 / -0

What a fucking joke that usless, shiftless doper, pedophile is. He is a chip off the old Joe block.

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ThinkingAboutYou 15 points ago +15 / -0

They had wealth before their daddy got into the WH you Kraft cheese smoking retard. They didn't obtain it by selling our country out to China and Russia like you and your worthless family. That's exactly why they hated him and we loved him.

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Pierre_Delectoes 14 points ago +14 / -0

Someone should challenge Hunter Biden not to fuck people in his own family, dodge child support hearings, and/or smoke parmesean cheese.

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Norma_Bates 5 points ago +5 / -0

@donaldtrumpjr. ... God I wish that really worked to signal him. He would 100% that that task.

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zigmund_fraud 12 points ago +12 / -0

He is obviously still smoking crack.

"'The Biden name was gold to them': President's son Hunter admits he got a $50-000-a-month job on the board of Ukrainian gas company Burisma because of his family name" - OKAY, Gotcha Hunter.

What a loser.

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Barbs 10 points ago +10 / -0

They all graduated from the Wharton School of Business at Harvard. I’m pretty sure they could easily get jobs without their Trump name. Unlike coca-cracker here.

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healthy2legs 9 points ago +9 / -0

Hunter Biden has never had a job. I met him a few times when I was in High School in the 1980s. Anyone want to hear the story of how I beat up Hunter Biden when I was in High School?

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Skogin 7 points ago +7 / -0

I want to hear drug stories.

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healthy2legs 6 points ago +6 / -0

It is kind of a drug story, Hunter was hanging around my high school looking for drugs. Drugs in northern Virginia at the time were unspeakably illegal and pretty much impossible to come by without knowing someone who knew someone, this was during Bush Sr's term. This guy in a Sidwell Friends jacked showed and started hanging around my high school, I'd never seen him before and I didn't know that Sidwell Friends was a fancy private school, I'd never heard of it, but I thought the name was pretty gay. Hunter never introduced himself, so I didn't know his name until later. One day he tried to hang out with my group of friends after school so I just called him Sidwell, because thats what it said on his jacket and I didn't feel like calling him "dude". I could tell he was probably looking for a hookup so I didn't mind giving him a little bit of a hard time, plus he looked like a narc, some random dude with short hair in a letterman jacket. He didn't react well to being called Sidwell so I kept on doing it and then I told him he wasn't being friendly when he didn't chill out. I thought it was clever wordplay on his jacket, but instead it set him off and he tried to get in my face and intimidate me, I knocked him down pretty easily just by shoving him away from me. The guy was a bag of sticks, he flew surprisingly far when I shoved him, I wanted to beat him up more, but it would've been like beating up a girl so I didn't. I kept on calling him Sidwell after that and he stopped hanging around my high school not too long after.

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Skogin 2 points ago +2 / -0

Well played.

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healthy2legs 2 points ago +2 / -0

Thanks, but I think I could've done better if I'd known the trouble the guy was going to cause later on in life, I could've beat him to death and stepped out of juvenile prison a couple years later into a timeline better than the one we're currently in.

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FredRedd 8 points ago +8 / -0

Buy a decent razor you perverted crackhead.

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Norma_Bates 4 points ago +4 / -0

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LibertyHandles 8 points ago +8 / -0

Wait so Hunter got onto that Ukrainian energy board based on merit? What merit?

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Norma_Bates 5 points ago +5 / -0

He's a professional at coke, coke gives you energy. This is what makes him a leading expert in energy.

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Norma_Bates 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's a reality show I would 100% watch. Like a version of undercover boss; The Trump kids in disguise working simple jobs and Hunter doing the same thing.

I can see it now. The Trump kids at Burger King completely overhauling it to be more efficient. Hunter at Burger King as the camera pans to the face of the irritated manager because when he wasn't taking multiple trips to the bathroom he was running off mid-shift to the strip club across the street.

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Strings_Pulled 6 points ago +6 / -0

Is he high?

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ravioli_king 6 points ago +6 / -0

I assume because they have bachelor's degrees they can get jobs. They can shave their heads and say hi I'm Ron Rump, this is my brother Derick Rump. Leave off Trump from their resume and still get jobs.

Hunter has a law degree, so I assume he can get a job, but seeing as how he was smoking parentheses cheese, I assume he's an unsuccessful lawyer like his father or he'd call a dealer.

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Hammerhawk 6 points ago +6 / -0

......so lie about their last names.....checks out

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AllTheWayTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

Can we get a Trump Parmesan cheese factory?

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Illah88zillah 4 points ago +4 / -0

Shut up!!!! Is this real ???

Hes smoked too many holes into his 🧠

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Scumbag-reddit 4 points ago +4 / -0

I think you should ammend that to "try to get a job where you're not just a front man for billions of dirty money being thrown at you because you and your father are among the most corrupt pieces of shit this world has ever seen".

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MeesterNeusbaum86 4 points ago +4 / -0

The projection is magnificent

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PedeExpress 3 points ago +3 / -0

HA, What job did you have without using biden's name!

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magajew 3 points ago +3 / -0

Well we can’t all be experts on Ukrainian energy.

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magajew 3 points ago +3 / -0

I challenge Hunter Biden to get a job without the big guy

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

The Trump kids would be immediately placed in upper management positions and would probably be running the company within a year.

Hey hunter! I hear the cheese factory is hiring!