20 My very dear friend, who retired with her husband to Alaska, lets us know that it isn't truly spring until you see bear shit. Retire to Florida or Alaska? (media.patriots.win) posted 11 days ago by KuzoKevin 11 days ago by KuzoKevin +21 / -1 16 comments share 16 comments share save hide report block hide child comments Comments (16) sorted by: top new old worst ▲ 4 ▼ – TheOne1 4 points 11 days ago +4 / -0 Were you in the woods? Asking for a fren... permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – KuzoKevin [S] 1 point 11 days ago +1 / -0 My friend was walking on her own property when she took that pic. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – TheOne1 3 points 11 days ago +3 / -0 Was she in the woods? permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 3 ▼ – KuzoKevin [S] 3 points 11 days ago +3 / -0 She was following the Pope, on her own property. Thanks, guys, for making me work for the punchline. It never occurred to me when I made the OP. Kek! permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – KuzoKevin [S] 1 point 11 days ago +1 / -0 I woke up the dog laughing at my own retardation. I love you fucking bastards. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TheOne1 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 Hey, you were the one who was "shitposting" lolz permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – KuzoKevin [S] 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 Ba dum tss. Well played. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – TheOne1 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 I was hoping you would work with me but you were being stubborn... ;-) permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – becky21k1 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 This is the age old question permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – Comeon_man 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 Just got back from an Alaska trip with my wife. The most beautiful thing in life I’ve ever saw beside my son. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – stonepony 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 Have you been to Florida? I've been once, and thought I was going to die when I stepped off the airplane. Like trying to breath hot liquid. I'll take the cold and four seasons and freedom of Alaska. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – KuzoKevin [S] 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 As a New Englander, I love Florida in the winter. In the summer? You are right. It's a game of survival that plays heavy on one's mind. You have to plan your shopping so you can get a good parking space at Publix. The quality of life is measured by the amount of time one spends between an air-conditioned car and an air-conditioned building. permalink parent save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – JuneofOz17 1 point 11 days ago +1 / -0 First robin Or first bear shit. Spring cometh. permalink save report block reply ▲ 1 ▼ – KuzoKevin [S] 1 point 11 days ago +1 / -0 At my age, I look much better wearing a sweater than a bathing suit, and Alaska actually pays you to live there. I think I should sacrifice SPF sunblock and margaritas for a good pair of mittens, a Winchester rifle and Bourbon. permalink save report block reply ▲ 2 ▼ – 11GenAm 2 points 11 days ago +2 / -0 Um, they don't pay much. Alaska will pay you approximately $1,600 to live there. The amount varies by year. https://www.movebuddha.com/blog/get-paid-to-move/ Lots of other places/perks at that link. Remote workers (so you're not taking their jobs) can get $10K in moving expenses, or free land to build a house, etc. permalink parent save report block reply
Were you in the woods? Asking for a fren...
My friend was walking on her own property when she took that pic.
Was she in the woods?
She was following the Pope, on her own property.
Thanks, guys, for making me work for the punchline.
It never occurred to me when I made the OP.
Kek!
I woke up the dog laughing at my own retardation.
I love you fucking bastards.
Hey, you were the one who was "shitposting" lolz
Ba dum tss.
Well played.
I was hoping you would work with me but you were being stubborn... ;-)
This is the age old question
Just got back from an Alaska trip with my wife. The most beautiful thing in life I’ve ever saw beside my son.
Have you been to Florida?
I've been once, and thought I was going to die when I stepped off the airplane. Like trying to breath hot liquid.
I'll take the cold and four seasons and freedom of Alaska.
As a New Englander, I love Florida in the winter. In the summer? You are right. It's a game of survival that plays heavy on one's mind.
You have to plan your shopping so you can get a good parking space at Publix.
The quality of life is measured by the amount of time one spends between an air-conditioned car and an air-conditioned building.
First robin Or first bear shit. Spring cometh.
At my age, I look much better wearing a sweater than a bathing suit, and Alaska actually pays you to live there.
I think I should sacrifice SPF sunblock and margaritas for a good pair of mittens, a Winchester rifle and Bourbon.
Um, they don't pay much.
Alaska will pay you approximately $1,600 to live there. The amount varies by year.
https://www.movebuddha.com/blog/get-paid-to-move/
Lots of other places/perks at that link. Remote workers (so you're not taking their jobs) can get $10K in moving expenses, or free land to build a house, etc.