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CannonballJunior 33 points ago +33 / -0

A few years ago a Dallas, TX 14 year old boys team beat the US women's national team.

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TheThreeSeashells 30 points ago +30 / -0

Funny thing was watching the people come up with excuses for that. My favorite was, "Well, the women's team weren't really trying because it was an exhibition." My response was always, "Any athlete who steps on any competitive field and isn't trying isn't much of an athlete." There's literally no comeback for that and it's completely true.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 9 points ago +9 / -0

How badly do you have to be phoning it in for that to be the reason you lose 5-2? In a sport where a common victory is 1-0. As the top tier of professional athlete in your field against the Dallas under 15 squad?

If you really are "not trying" THAT HARD, if there aren't any biological differences at play here—because I think it's reasonable to assume that coordination/technique factors would favor the professional team, and that the boys team probably won on pure physical advantage, not on the fact that some amateur under 15 club happens to be genuinely more skilled than the women's world cup team—then what was even the point to playing the game?

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TheThreeSeashells 5 points ago +5 / -0

Not to mention that a bunch of under 15 year-old boys were probably talking a ton of shit while handing out their beating. If that's not enough to get your competitive juices flowing, again, you're not much of an athlete.

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NonyaDB 4 points ago +4 / -0

Chirping at the birds always throws them off their game no matter what that game is.

"Nice tits!" "WHAAAA-" GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAL!!!!!

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MNMathtic 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember that the USWNT was criticized for running up the score against inferior opponents. Scores of 8-0 or more are actually common in women’s soccer.

There is NO WAY the women played down or held back - that is not their style at all.

Since the USWNT is one of the elite teams in the world, this means that this group of 15 yo boys could absolutely destroy most or all of the women’s teams in the world.

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LibertyPrimeWasRight 2 points ago +2 / -0

Remember that the USWNT was criticized for running up the score against inferior opponents.

Wait, I don’t follow soccer, but why would this be the case? Games last however long they last—what are you supposed to do, just stop playing?

Also, why are scores so much more dramatic in women’s soccer than men’s?

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ActionExpress 7 points ago +7 / -0

I used to play a lot of high level paintball. We’d play lower level teams and dunk on them. You don’t even think about pumping the brakes. Now you don’t need to shoot a kid 10 times point blank in the head, but losing to a lesser team because it’s practice is pure bs.