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pede8 35 points ago +35 / -0

ELI5 how do you prove you are undocumented if you have no documents? Does anyone who walks in there with no ID just get the Payout???

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BasedMedicalDoctor 17 points ago +18 / -1

Bout to inject some Melanotan-II and stroll on over there

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leakmouth 11 points ago +11 / -0

Si si senor

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Formerlurker92 11 points ago +11 / -0

They don't. A fake, latanya sounding, name will be on the paperwork. There will be no address because they are "homeless". And millions if not billions will be harvested as pay outs to public servants

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pede8 5 points ago +5 / -0

Will Nigeria increase GDP as it did with Washington state unemployment???

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HockeyMom4Trump 1 point ago +1 / -0

They should. I have no ID and am undocumented. I lost work. May I have my payout now please?

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Mikon 16 points ago +17 / -1

Please keep your NY trash out of Florida - a Floridian.

You can only come here if you're based.

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BabaBooey45 7 points ago +7 / -0

After this set of news, I am definitely leaving NY as soon as I get the chance. This state is going to shit. Everyone seemed to forget about the nursing home scandal and every sexual harassment accusation against Cuomo as soon as weed was legalized here.

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War_Hamster 4 points ago +4 / -0

Yes, but what's the litmus test?

Refusal to wear a mask?

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O_A_N 16 points ago +16 / -0

This is called Wealth Transfer folks. Your govt steals your money and gives it to your replacement.

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MakinBacon 10 points ago +10 / -0

So, there should now be a paper trail of names addresses and bank accounts that received checks, and that is public information.

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45forever 10 points ago +10 / -0

And this is picked up by all us schmucks! The Covid stimulus package 100 percent takes from taxpayers in conservative viable states and pays for these progressive , anti-American crazy-ass policies. It’s.Got.To.Stop.

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Therealmewt 9 points ago +10 / -1

I'm just disappointed that Cuomo isn't in jail yet for mass murder.

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monkadelic 6 points ago +6 / -0

This is his way of buying his way out with our money.

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Gopher 9 points ago +9 / -0

If you are fleeing for Republican States please leave your politics in the state you are exiting.

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woke-sheep 4 points ago +4 / -0

Don't worry, the locusts won't

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ravioli_king 8 points ago +10 / -2

Uh a lot of undocumented immigrants usually make stupidly low pay, because they either make that low pay, or someone can be called when they least expect it. There was a documentary that went out to say why being an illegal immigrant is great, then found all kinds of horrific tragedies and became pro legal immigration.

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UpTrump 8 points ago +8 / -0

Illegal aliens

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HellsFishe 2 points ago +2 / -0

What documentary??

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HellsFishe 6 points ago +6 / -0

New Yorkers need to stay in their state and fix it rather than drag their tired asses down south.

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Ella101 5 points ago +5 / -0

We should all go and show up. How do I apply for this. Any serous links.

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Bhoelscher 5 points ago +5 / -0

That is awesome! Oh, there are still black and homeless Americans who are living hand to mouth? Oh well, we need more Dem voters. Blacks are so last century. We need to concentrate on Hispanics and Asians now

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Rhondevu85 4 points ago +4 / -0

A one time payment as opposed to paying Americans fair wages. Geez

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ObongoForPrison2020 4 points ago +4 / -0

Then one day, for no reason at all...

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BS2020 3 points ago +3 / -0

How much are all the small businesses get that were destroyed? ALL OF WHOM WERE PAYING INTO THE SYSTEM and for some, who lost businesses they ran all their lives, paid into the system BIG TIME. My bet is they wont even get as much as a brand spanking new illegal immigrant that has just cost us more than the $15K they're going to get to transport them all the way to NY.

Dems have ruined blue cities and now they're making them worse

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Cropgun 2 points ago +2 / -0

Stop fleeing and fight back. Violently if necessary

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Fabius 2 points ago +2 / -0

Fucking 15 grand.

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Fabius 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's all going to collapse. Buy Bitcoin.

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justinkayz 1 point ago +1 / -0

Please...stay the fuck in NY

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PikachuJohnson 1 point ago +1 / -0

In literally any other country during the past 100,000+ years of human history, these commie faggots would be hung from a tree for even suggesting such retarded policies.

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BourneTactical 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don’t bring the trash to Florida

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Maximumoccupancy120 2 points ago +2 / -0

Maybe all the trash will go to ny to get the handout and stay there

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Shaffro 1 point ago +1 / -0

So the federal government will bail NY out because they will go broke psndering to their new voters. Cuomo wants re-election bad.

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Count_Dyscalculia 1 point ago +1 / -0

If Americans, much less New Yorkers, don't "Kick it Off" after this then they all deserve whatever gets shoved up their flaccid assholes moving forward.

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Gr4ck3L 1 point ago +1 / -0

yay 🥱

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Skyrison 1 point ago +1 / -0

and this is why i dont pay taxes.

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ExileOnRedditStreet 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just need some shoe polish and a serape.

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Formerlurker92 1 point ago +1 / -0

At most Americans would get les than a 4th of that through the bailouts

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Dizzyedge 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you're a NYer who has a job, how do you NOT riot after seeing this headline?

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Dontdoxxxmeplease 1 point ago +1 / -0

ABSOLUTELY PISSENING

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tom_machine 1 point ago +1 / -0

What the actual fuck

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PartandParcel 1 point ago +1 / -0

Meanwhile NY slips further and further in to fully transitioning in to shit holeville.

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_Sully_ -2 points ago +1 / -3

I sorta understand the reasoning but it’s still like giving the stowaway rats a place on a life boat that only had enough room for every registered passenger. It will result in citizens and legal immigrants being left out.

edit: Alright dipshits. The reasoning is that they are getting back unemployment. I understand the number, not the part about giving them money. I swear you are some kneejerks sometimes.

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MostBannedMAGA -2 points ago +1 / -3

George Soros grants.