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Isolated_Patriot 90 points ago +90 / -0

I assume more malevolence than you do. I don't think it really is.

EDIT: someone should report the CDC for sharing an NPC meme and dehumanizing people. Remember how that was a thing?

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BewareOfThePug 47 points ago +48 / -1

We may have an insider at the CDC, or at least and adverting agency somewhere.

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OGpsywar 11 points ago +14 / -3

It's predictive. After the "vaccine's" mad-cow prion payload rapes whatever its Covidctims called 'a brain', there'll be nobody home at all, .. just a drooling husk, .. compliant to the state as it poops itself and then, finally, dies.

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TakenusernameA 12 points ago +12 / -0

Theyre already drooling husks.

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BewareOfThePug 6 points ago +6 / -0

Or the blood clots makes them brain damaged.

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honk_honk_honk 3 points ago +3 / -0

Like I said to someone else, you better hope they don't go for prion warfare or they'll simply add it to food - people got mad cow disease from contaminated greens. Prions/proteins are notoriously hard to kill and often don't trigger an immune response, you need the same temperatures it would take to destroy the proteins in whatever you're eating to eradicate the prions.

Not only that, prions being misfolded proteins means most proteases (which normally digest healthy proteins in your body) don't recognize them, thus they don't get digested easily and have an easier time being absorbed in the intestine intact.

They then propagate by causing healthy proteins in your body to misfold as they have, thus they become prions too.

Mad Cow disease was a misfolded protein responsible for maintaining the brain. Once in a health individual's brain it causes their healthy proteins to misfold too, altering their binding sites. Effectively, it prevents your brain from doing its regular repairs, thus it deteriorates over time, the Mad Cow/disease part.

Mad Cow diseases prions specifically were found to piggyback off another protein in meat which gets transported out into the body.

Contrast to mRNA etc. which cause an immune response and are broken down into non functional fragments more easily by the digestive system (hence why they inject you with this 'vaccine').

It's possible they don't go for prion warfare as the potential to backfire is massive. Centrifuge blood and take out the red blood cells - proteins (and thus misfolded proteins aka prions) are still left, inject it and you have the same disease. Any elites needing transfusions would be at risk.

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spezisthedevil 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hillary already has Kuru so she's safe.

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lovekeylime 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yes!

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Buck_Fiden 8 points ago +8 / -0

Now do one with Honkler.

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1776pill 6 points ago +7 / -1

In Weimar America, as long as it’s a Bolshevik doing it, then anything goes.

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FormerLibtard94 26 points ago +26 / -0

I disagree. The elites enjoy putting their evil in plain sight. Imagine you were the CDC employee that did this, you'd be laughing your ass off.

Right in our faces.

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julianleroux 18 points ago +18 / -0

What better way to prove your power, and enhance it even further, than to show everyone that you can openly insult your victims without fear of reprisal?

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FormerLibtard94 2 points ago +2 / -0

Bingo!

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FinishTheBorderWall 10 points ago +10 / -0

This is true. Last year, the CDC tweeted “Masks that protect against COVID-19 are useless against smoke particles” during the California wildfires. They love to rub it in how stupid people are.

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Mark4-39 5 points ago +6 / -1

Idk... I'm adjacent to marketing in the sciences and I would absolutely use an NPC meme if I could get away with it. Patriots are where you least expect us.

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BewareOfThePug 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dump that all over the CDC timeline ;)

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BasicKekinomics -13 points ago +9 / -22

you guys go ahead, i don't have twitter

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Thrasymachus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Who the fuck is downvoting you?

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BasicKekinomics -16 points ago +7 / -23

It's bots.

Check my comment history.

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vitalsine 3 points ago +4 / -1

Fbi is busy lol

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unaor 3 points ago +3 / -0

What kind of absolute loser creates a botting program to target harass downvotes on an online forum? You pissed off someone truly pathetic and braindead.

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BasicKekinomics -20 points ago +4 / -24

They're "groypers," so that's expected.

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unaor 0 points ago +1 / -1

Just looked into your comment history to see what provoked this. I now think you're at best highly uninformed, but more likely a shill. That said, I have no interest in harassing you.

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BasicKekinomics -21 points ago +3 / -24

kek

one day you'll understand.

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45fan 1 point ago +1 / -0

Caption: "Trust the fucking science!"

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Forty_Five 8 points ago +8 / -0

Part of their religion is to hide in plain sight. This is deliberate. They get off by mocking us.

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MegoThor 2 points ago +2 / -0

The only iron is in the poison they peddle.

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Illah88zillah 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol, I came here to say, unironically

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Acidflux 91 points ago +94 / -3

Fact: Being vaccinated doesn't stop you from getting and spreading covid

Fact: Being vaccinated does not protect anyone but the person who was vaccinated

Fact: WHO, MSM, etc are full of fucking shit

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CloakAndDagger 36 points ago +38 / -2

Fact: Being vaccinated does not protect anyone but the person who was vaccinated

Even this part is doubtful. IMO it protects nobody and even destroys the one who is vaccinated

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MasklessMarvel 30 points ago +30 / -0

Fact: Even if you get vaccinated you still have to wear a mask and adhere to social distancing

Fact: Grandma is still gonna die

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Saltyminer11 11 points ago +12 / -1

Fact. When she dies that dollar she sends me for my birthday will stop.

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GaTechGrad 6 points ago +7 / -1

You get a whole dollar?

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Saltyminer11 2 points ago +3 / -1

Yes. I know. Mr money bags, right.

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Meddlesom 21 points ago +21 / -0

Fact: It's not a vaccine.

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stjimmy92 11 points ago +11 / -0

Fact: Being vaccinated does not protect anyone but the person who was vaccinated

Barely even this. It’s still quite possible to die from it even after being fully vaccinated.

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Acidflux 7 points ago +7 / -0

True, it protects in a sense that you might not get as sick. But as we know pretty much every single covid death was someone obese with underlaying health issues. So a vaccination might not protect those cuz they're too weak already.

There are reports of several young and healthy women dying from blood cloths after receiving their shot. But we're supposed to accept that small percentage of deaths. But somehow at the same vaccinate everybody to prevent a small percentage (of already unhealthy/sick people) from dying from covid.

There's no logical reasoning behind this. We should only vaccinate those at risk and open everything up. Thats the only way out. There's no need and could even be risky to vaccinate the entire population with an experimental and barely tested vaccine we don't know the long term effects of.

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BadManOrange 6 points ago +6 / -0

I'll also argue that there's a very high number of people out there who have blood clotting disorders and don't know it.

My wife had no clue but sometime after we dated her Gyno had her tested when she was thinking of going on the pill since her mother had a blood clot after giving birth. Lo and behold she has a clotting disorders and her Gyno was like, not a good idea. She now has to take blood thinners throughout the entirety of any pregnancy.

I'd wager there are countless people out there who have no clue and then vaccine comes along and bam, dead.

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Acidflux 5 points ago +5 / -0

Yeah we have no clue what being vaccinated could trigger in people. They should be tested properly, but also not vaccinate people who're not at risk. The women that died could've been alive today if they were screened properly or not giving a vaccination at all. They weren't in the risk group.

I'm talking about the recent deaths in Europe where they keep flip flopping:

https://www.thelocal.de/20210406/european-medicines-agency-official-links-astrazeneca-vaccine-and-thrombosis/

https://www.reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-denmark-int-idUSKBN2B70TS

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/health/astrazeneca-blood-clots-side-effects-ema-b1827937.html

Etc, etc, etc

It's madness we're actually vaccinating the entire populous with an experimental and untested vaccine. Some of them don't even work like tradition vaccinations. And for all of them we have no clue what it will do in the long term. But we go ahead anyways? Crazy.

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PromiseImNotASpook 1 point ago +3 / -2

All of this. 75% of the population doesn't know how to properly hydrate either and that doesn't help. Especially women... 5 coffees, an energy drink and white claws do not equal proper hydration with h2o, ladies.

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unaor 0 points ago +1 / -1

I hydrate by metabolizing the fat in my body during extended dry fasts.

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knnbccb 4 points ago +5 / -1

Ah, but 'protect your loved ones' is a huge selling point to those who are ambivalent about the vaccines but genuinely want to protect their family members.

Peer pressure also helps.

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BasicKekinomics -8 points ago +14 / -22

Thankfully I was born with healthy levels of dgaf.

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Desperado 5 points ago +5 / -0

You've got 20 or 21 downvotes on almost all your comments today. That's unnatural for sure. Can't the mods do anything for you? This shit ain't right. And you seem based enough.

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BasicKekinomics -7 points ago +12 / -19

I don't mind the downvotes. It helps me prove that this site is being manipulated.

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bonejack 55 points ago +56 / -1

Lol, that is hilarious. I am now surrounded by vaxx-holes at work. They're all so condescending about getting their shots.

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Rubicante 39 points ago +39 / -0

Covid Hero 2: It's Not Just Masks and Staying Home This Time

"Saving the world with my blind compliance lets me be the survivor, victim, and hero in my own micro drama! Fun for the whole family!"

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julianleroux 10 points ago +10 / -0

Saving the world with my blind compliance lets me be the survivor, victim, and hero in my own micro drama!

  • Perfect description of the psychology of all totalitarian belief systems (whether they be secular or religious)
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24601 22 points ago +23 / -1

In 8 months, they won't be so condescending... as the long list of health problems, including sterilization and death start rolling in.

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2Fangz 3 points ago +3 / -0

I'm really going to savor the "I told you so."

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Randy42 6 points ago +7 / -1

You're dreaming if you think they will ever blame the Vaccine for what goes wrong.

"It’s Easier To Fool People Than To Convince Them That They’ve Been Fooled"

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Toollespaulhero 12 points ago +12 / -0

I just love how they talk about which company they allowed to prick them like they are on different teams. “I got the Phizer one which one did you get?”. “I got the Johnson and Johnson one!”. I’m going to start calling them GMOs now. I really hope I’m wrong and the vaccine works or is a glorified placebo...because there’s going to be very few of us left otherwise.

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Kweebecker 4 points ago +4 / -0

There's no such thing as a 100% effective vaccine.

There are people who huff gasoline. Others who survive being crushed by a tractor. Some people, I've been told, can survive 3x the lethal dose of fentanyl.

Even if some omnicidal plan is in place, nothing is 100% effective. Let's say it sterilizes women by making their immune system target their own fetus, like one of the original concerns that's been memory-holed very effectively. They say not to give it to children. Even if it somehow does make everyone injected 100% sterile, Thanos was an idiot, populations rapidly expand to fit the size of their container, the un-sterilized youth would very quickly make up for the lost numbers.

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covfefe_energy 2 points ago +2 / -0

They're essentially unpaid pharma reps at this point.

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froggos 10 points ago +10 / -0

So it's not just me? It's really strange how they feel the need to interject their vaccination appointments into work-related discussions. They all seem so proud of themselves LOL.

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bonejack 11 points ago +11 / -0

Exactly. They love to just throw it into random conversations. As soon as I call it bullshit, they don't want to speak to me again about it. So that's a win, I guess.

Still, I'm in a cube farm, so can't help but overhear their snide comments about us bumpkins who don't "trust the science" of a vaccine that has never been tested in widespread trials.

They also make sure to go out of their way to try and convince any co-workers who are still on the fence about it. Their ignorance is only matched by their arrogance. Amazing.

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Icepck 2 points ago +2 / -0

Answer the question with questions like, "have they said which one works yet, or are they still waiting to hear back from test subjects in the field?"

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JohnVoight 6 points ago +6 / -0

Yesterday, my lefty boss asked me if I was going to get the vaccine after I told him I’d be flying home soon. The infuriating part was there was also a younger co-worker/teammate on the call.

I wonder if that was a HIPPA violation?

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JeremiahKassin 7 points ago +7 / -0

ADA. Doesn't matter. The courts laugh at us when we try to enforce the law.

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worldowedexplanation 5 points ago +5 / -0

Tell him it’s scheduled for sometime after your prostate exam and your colon cancer screening. And would he like to hear about your IBS?

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TennesseeScorpio 28 points ago +28 / -0

I will not be getting the Fauci ouchi...

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Johnfox13 1 point ago +1 / -0

Cost benefit analysis... if you are under 65 years old, PROBABLY better off letting your immune system handle it. This virus attacks mainly those who are weakened immune systems and elderly.

The vaccine hurts all ages though, and it can have worse side effects than what for most is asymptomatic

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Redditcensorsyouandi 6 points ago +6 / -0

The comments are very refreshing there this time

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MasklessMarvel 8 points ago +8 / -0

"Cdc go away and never come back. Thank you. - humanity"

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DrVSGGEOTUSPhD 5 points ago +5 / -0

HOLY SHIT IT'S REAL!!!

I assumed we just fell for another 4chan prank

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MAGANYficent 17 points ago +17 / -0

WTF, CDC is now posting selfies... LOL

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MaAzGrA 16 points ago +16 / -0

Are we in a simulation? I swear everything going on right now is just one giant joke.

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wrongkindofimmigrant 4 points ago +4 / -0

Seems that way.

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TrumpAndGodWin 2 points ago +3 / -1

Maybe since humans are so dangerous, building nukes, mass murdering, etc, we have to pass the test of living in a simulated world before we're safe enough to be released into the real one. Because with future tech enhancing intelligence we'd be able to destroy galaxies etc.

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MaAzGrA 4 points ago +4 / -0

Did you just describe Heaven?

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worldowedexplanation 1 point ago +1 / -0

Probably. If you meditate a lot things get even weirder.

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Kekoggs 14 points ago +15 / -1

At least they know their target audience

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GEOTUSMAGA 7 points ago +8 / -1

target

I really like that you used that word.

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diCenturion 10 points ago +10 / -0

Dude, my work just incentivized getting the vaccine by offering bonuses to its employees who get it by a specific date. It’s not right.

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TrumpAndGodWin 5 points ago +5 / -0

Alex Jones was right again

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diCenturion 2 points ago +2 / -0

When did he say this? You gotta link?

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TrumpAndGodWin 4 points ago +4 / -0

If I were an autist I'd tell you, but it was during a few of his daily shows at least a few weeks ago.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 5 points ago +5 / -0

I would start firing up the ol' indeed app if my work pulled that

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diCenturion 6 points ago +6 / -0

Already on it Pede.

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TommyLasordasBallBag 4 points ago +4 / -0

Good luck pede. Hope you find greener pastures

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diCenturion 3 points ago +3 / -0

Thanks!

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IncredibleMrE1 10 points ago +10 / -0

They're admitting the truth for once. If you get their commie jab, you're a fucking retard NPC.

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Picklejuicing 9 points ago +10 / -1

Robots do what they're told.

Free people make their own decisions.

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winslow1132 9 points ago +10 / -1

Based graphic designer doing what they're told but subverting the message?

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froggos 6 points ago +6 / -0

That's what I was wondering. Or they know and are just having fun rubbing it into the NPCs' faces.

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WakingKnowledge 8 points ago +9 / -1

Hint: The vaccine eventually kills you and all the doctors as well. When we are at our weakest point, China and the deep state then invades the USA. It will be ripe for the pickings.

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TBGJC 7 points ago +7 / -0

Nothing irritates me more than people calling the vaccines "the jab"

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BarronTimeTraveler 6 points ago +6 / -0

Nothing irritates me more than people openly talking about their vaccinations or asking others if they have gotten it yet in inappropriate settings.

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123breadman 4 points ago +4 / -0

Or when they say, they feel like they have super powers now. It's the cringe / aspergers

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Amaroq64 3 points ago +3 / -0

The phrase I hate the most is "getting shots in arms".

The politicians love to say it, as if a politician is a productive member of society.

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Kweebecker 2 points ago +2 / -0

I much prefer "getting chemicals in man meat", since it is equally as accurate a summary as "getting shots in arms", but it sounds so dumb that hopefully it causes people to stop and think for a second in passing about what is being said.

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Binski 7 points ago +7 / -0

Can still get it and spread it but it'll help stop the pandemic?

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thisisatestof2 6 points ago +6 / -0

Trust the science Bingot!

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MassRelay 6 points ago +6 / -0

THE MEMES WRITE THEMSELVES

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beta-detector 5 points ago +5 / -0

Keyword "important tool to help" .. not "most critical tool to stop" ..

Pay a very close attention to the words they use.

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MasklessMarvel 5 points ago +5 / -0

important tool to help = we want to look like we are doing something while we continue to oppress you

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Genericwhitemale 5 points ago +5 / -0

Fuck the cdc. It's best to do opposite of what they recommend

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ethan123 4 points ago +4 / -0

ahh so they're just injecting people with bullshit for the first shot then covid for the second.

and the J&J is both in one

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Tomato 4 points ago +4 / -0

I am so fucking sick of people bragging about their shots. It's actually kind of creepy how much msm has people by the balls.

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Redbird 4 points ago +5 / -1

Meme magic

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Bigly_Lives_Matter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Perhaps there is a based soul in their graphics arts department trolling the communists...

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NPC11011110000 3 points ago +3 / -0

Incoming: "CDC has dismissed a staffer who provided an image using an alt-right/white supremacist meme."

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AllTheWayTrump 3 points ago +3 / -0

What a cute couple.

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TuringComplete 3 points ago +3 / -0

Sometimes the memes write themselves. Lmfao

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BarronTimeTraveler 0 points ago +1 / -1

What was changed from the OP pic and your link image?

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Toughsky_Shitsky 3 points ago +4 / -1

Well, it's accurate.

You have to be brain dead let them jab you with that poison vaccine.

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Dansterxx 3 points ago +3 / -0

Next perk they will give away is a free mask to wear AFTER you get your fauci ouchie

https://i.etsystatic.com/26192732/c/1339/1064/108/314/il/955105/2676767512/il_340x270.2676767512_3j9b.jpg

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barwhack 2 points ago +2 / -0

The best lies are mostly true.

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MySidesGoUp 2 points ago +2 / -0

Side effects include a cheek full of semen because you’re a bitch for injecting that monkey cum....

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Shillyourself 2 points ago +2 / -0

Over 400 people have died within the first 24 hours of vaccination.

Is that a sign that it's working?

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SaltyKrakenBalls 2 points ago +2 / -0

They will implore reverse psychology against us thinking they actually know what the fuck they are talking about. Bunch of lemmings.

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knnbccb 2 points ago +2 / -0

If you're so sure of the effectiveness of your vaccines, why remain masked?

They have bragged about the 95% effectiveness and how effective it is against mutant strains.

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ravioli_king 2 points ago +2 / -0

Hey that's my Reddit profile image: https://www.reddit.com/user/ravioli_king

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TrumpsWall 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bwhahahahahaha!

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Bogey 1 point ago +1 / -0

They know their target audience.

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farstriderr 1 point ago +1 / -0

Rofl from what I can tell it's an exact copy. Someone should overlay the 2 and check for sure.

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Mister_anonymous 1 point ago +1 / -0

Holy shit

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deleted 1 point ago +1 / -0
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A_Triggered_NPC 1 point ago +1 / -0

RRREEEEEEEEEE

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OG_Phantom_ 1 point ago +1 / -0

no one said the liberal plutocrats liked the yippies to be fair

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EredAmlug 1 point ago +1 / -0

self lol.

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Ryunnsun 1 point ago +1 / -0

Oh is this Jeopardy-

What is irony?

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ExposeElites 1 point ago +1 / -0

holy crap

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Filetsmignon 1 point ago +1 / -0

In marketing it's important to know your audience.

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knnbccb 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah the vaccines are important... for Big Pharma to make huge profits.

Also, the vaccines are used as a tool of influence and bargaining when it comes to diplomacy, in case you haven't noticed already.

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BarronTimeTraveler 1 point ago +1 / -0

This has been post constantly for 3 days and it just got stickied 😂😂

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XERIPHYTE 1 point ago +1 / -0

You may get sick and die but you're protecting others

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StillplayenSometimes 1 point ago +1 / -0

HOLY.

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barryb0nds 1 point ago +1 / -0

The mask slips (metaphorically, of course)