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JustHereForTheSalmon 34 points ago +35 / -1

> Be a limousine liberal

> "Jeeves, take me to the country club"

> Waiting in traffic

> Snort a line

> Why are all these plebs allowed to own and drive cars, they're just in my way

> Get to the club

> Can't tee off for an hour

> "Why is this place so crowded? Are these plebs really making enough money to play here?"

> Snort a line

> "Jeeves, let's go to my jet at the airport"

> Stop and go traffic

> Some dirty homeless tapping at the window with a cardboard sign

> "Ulg, those vermin."

> Snort a line

> Arrive at the airport

> Gotta wait for fueling

> Gotta wait to take off because priority goes to commercial jets

> "I hate that these plebs are fucking everywhere, I just want to go to Ibiza."

> Snort a line

> "What if there were just less people?"

> "Jeeves, get Billy Gates on the line."

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Isolated_Patriot 22 points ago +23 / -1

I've been saying, the masking and distancing was because of this. Keeps the plebs six feet away from their 'betters' and keeps their filthy mouth-breathing-mouths covered.

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PrecisionStrike 10 points ago +10 / -0

It's like this scene from Elysium: https://youtu.be/2M3l4hkrw7A?t=200

"Don't breath on me. Cover your mouth."

"Sorry, sir."

In fact, Elysium is seeming prophetic (minus the ending where the solution is to put a crime lord in charge of the last peaceful place then give everyone magic medicine machines).

All countries and borders are dissolved.

The area formerly known as the US is a gigantic favela style slum where whites are a significant minority.

The elite live in unlimited luxury in an unreachable area.

The commoners are only allowed to live so they can work deadly jobs and get tormented for entertainment.

Drones and droids are used as a force multiplier on behalf of the elites to cement their control.

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REDMARAUDER 5 points ago +6 / -1

Plot twist: Jeeves is black