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FuckGovernment 12 points ago +14 / -2

Yikes.

Just one more thing I have to screen women on during a first date.

  1. Do you believe in GOD?
  2. Have you been married before?
  3. How many baby daddies do you have?
  4. Do you support abortion?
  5. What was your opinion of the Kavanaugh Hearing?
  6. How do you know if someone is a man or a woman?
  7. Would you rather have a successful career, or successful children?
  8. Did you get the experimental synthetic mRNA therapy?

Answer honestly and wisely and you may have my penis.

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RiverFenix 14 points ago +14 / -0

In the future, we're going to do CHALLENGE / RESPONSE in the wild.

Like when you're walking down a dark street in a deserted town and an empty tin can moves, so you look to the right and whisper "Bill Clinton"...

and from the shadows a gentle female voice whispers back.. "...is a rapist".

Your heart lightens and you move towards the shadows, as you both whisper loudly "Inforwars.com"..

and embrace, procreate and go form a gang to hunt pedophiles.

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FuckGovernment 8 points ago +8 / -0

If a woman told me that Bill Clinton was a rapist and she watches infowars, blood would fill up my penis because this is a woman wise enough to earn my trust and raise my children.

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RiverFenix 5 points ago +5 / -0

"I've got some Male Vitality for you...."

lifts shift to reveal boobies

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Xanisor 1 point ago +1 / -0

But first you ask xir her prefered pronouns.