Coke: Malted battery acid. Dr Pepper is the superior drink anyways.

Sprite: Not the biggest fan of lemon-lime drinks, and besides I can get store brand.

Fanta: I don't go out of my way for Fanta, no loss.

Dasani: Fuck bottled water!

Smartwater: Nasty shit, won't miss it.

Minute Maid: Juice is lame

Barqs: I'd prefer A&W. Hell, Shasta is superior.

Their teas are all lame sugar water anyways.

Quite easy.

Also, for those concerned, Coke partially owns Monster (which includes Reign). Use Red Bull and Bang instead if you want your energy drink fix.