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phzoe 41 points ago +47 / -6

No problem. I like to go natural anyway

https://en.gravatar.com/phzoe

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 25 points ago +28 / -3

Wow you're gorgeous! I'm totally jealous lol.

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phzoe 22 points ago +28 / -6

Thank you, but I can't take credit for god's work. I prefer jealousy over my smarts :)

I'm also 4'6". A nearly 36yo in a little girl's body. Only my mama-boobies make the pedos go away.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 12 points ago +15 / -3

Aww don't be so harsh on yourself. You are very blessed!

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phzoe 7 points ago +12 / -5

Well, yeah, you're right. Thank you! Please check out my blog: phzoe.com. Always something to learn.

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Alpinix 2 points ago +5 / -3

Wow! I just checked it out and I'll definitely be reading through your past posts in my free time. You have inspired me to do more to help others find the truth. Please, keep changing the world!

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disqus11 4 points ago +4 / -0

wait.. you get chased by pedos cause your short?

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independentbystander 0 points ago +1 / -1

> hnnnnggg <3 <3 <3

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Brookes 13 points ago +19 / -6

Call me when you’re 65 like I am. I looked amazing just like you when I was young. Time is not your friend. I’ll keep using my makeup.

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Princesspede 8 points ago +11 / -3

You don't need to mask your face with woke makeup to look amazing. Try the natural look for a month and see how it feels.

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HuggableBear 7 points ago +7 / -0

The "natural look" is very different from au natural like in the OP's pic.

If the middle picture toned down the eye makeup, she would have a great "natural look".

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Princesspede 6 points ago +6 / -0

All women who support Trump should try to go au natural.

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Centipedealicious 4 points ago +4 / -0

Uh no.

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Princesspede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Why not?

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Centipedealicious 1 point ago +1 / -0

Because I don’t want all conservatives women to look like progressives.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Are you 65?

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Princesspede 2 points ago +2 / -0

Age doesn't matter. People aren't expecting you to look exactly like you did when you were 25. Aging is natural.

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Brookes 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yes it’s natural and I’m going to fight it tooth and claw all the way. I was really quite attractive when I was younger. It’s honestly been hard on me losing that. I’m pretty for my age but I’ve always been that girl that goes out hair and face done. Dressed nicely, nails done etc. I’m not going to stop now.

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Princesspede 0 points ago +1 / -1

You don't have to give up looking feminine and put-together. It's just that we should be finding a way to do it without supporting these sjw corporations. You can still get gussied up without using makeup or big brands.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I use products made mostly in Europe, a couple from the US. I love looking pretty and at my age it takes a bit of wood filler then some serious magic to get ready to go out on the town lol! Yes the wood filler comes from a based company lol!

As I get even older I may have to find a couple guys who restore cars to help! Getting old is not for sissies!!

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TheMadManDidItAgain 6 points ago +9 / -3

Make-up is to try to make yourself appealing to boys by hiding you and making you look younger. Men care much more about your character and your personality and would rather see the real you instead of a faux you. I'm talking about real MEN.

My wife almost never wears make-up, and I prefer that. She may wear it sometimes when going out or whatever. She doesn't need it. She barely puts any on.

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Brookes 4 points ago +4 / -0

I only wear it to go out never at home, my hubby doesn’t give a crap at home. But when we go out he will immediately stop and tell me how pretty I look. You guys do you and we’re just fine here after 35 years of marriage.

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Centipedealicious 2 points ago +2 / -0

Good for you.

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Italianshamrock 2 points ago +2 / -0

Try Boom. No animal testing and I haven’t heard about any BLM stuff either.

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Brookes 1 point ago +1 / -0

Thanks!

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 3 points ago +5 / -2

You definitely look better without!

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HuggableBear 2 points ago +3 / -1

You know you can wear makeup that isn't clown grease paint, right? Your lips don't have to be cherry red.

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phzoe 0 points ago +2 / -2

Thanks

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TheMadManDidItAgain 1 point ago +1 / -0

Agree.

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DonJr2024 0 points ago +3 / -3

Yeah I'm about to go vote for Biden if this is our latest plan. I don't want to be rude but uh the girl in the pic definitely needs a bit of makeup.

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Centipedealicious 3 points ago +3 / -0

You look great without make up. Probably better than with. Purely objectively speaking. .

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Donaldsweiner 1 point ago +5 / -4

You’re so pretty!!!

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phzoe -1 points ago +2 / -3

Thank you :)

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Stanwyk74 1 point ago +1 / -0

Seems to work

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RolandDelacroix 23 points ago +24 / -1

Man-pedes, I'll tell you what, when you get home from working hard all day, and your 3-4 kids run out shouting to hug you and take your bag, and you walk in and your wife is plating up a meal made with real ingredients and real veggies from the garden she tends, that's the most beautiful woman in the world.

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Wakatta 20 points ago +22 / -2

I like women who don’t hide their face.

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starsabove 20 points ago +20 / -0

Relevant, I think. During the British trade embargoes in the lead up to the American Revolution, Americans began boycotting various British goods. Things like homespun clothing and domestically made products became marks of Patriotic pride.

https://www.masshist.org/revolution/non_importation.php

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Ben45 7 points ago +7 / -0

wow thanks for the link!

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Darth_Vader 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah I just looked up eyeliner as an example, seems like making it yourself is pretty straightforward.

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MAGAMD 13 points ago +14 / -1

Still pretty.

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MAGA-Rita 12 points ago +14 / -2

If all women did this, especially celebrities, confidence issues would drop tremendously in young women.

I'm a cheap ladypede, only bought makeup maybe 2 or 3 times in my 30+ years of life, never had an issue landing a good man and have been happily married for 6 years. I love this movement! But I'd be willing to bet a large majority of women would never part with their makeup, I don't blame them or fault them though, do whatever you want with your body! Just try to support companies that don't hate you if makeup is something you enjoy

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 8 points ago +8 / -0

I agree. Buy local, make it yourself, or go natural.

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loverat 11 points ago +11 / -0

I don't care what fucking side your on - no-one gets to tell me what I should or shouldn't wear or do.

Most of the time I wear no makeup but sometimes I do. I buy cheap Australian made makeup that at most costs me probably $50 a year. I've never bought expensive shit because I'm not an idiot.

Freedom means freedom of choice.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 7 points ago +8 / -1

What brands do you wear?

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Princesspede 9 points ago +9 / -0

Bare Minerals endorsed BLM. Why not just go barefaced and trust that you aren't supporting anything woke?

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Brookes 5 points ago +5 / -0

I’m right there with you. At my age I will continue to use makeup. I also use the products you do. Love then!

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

I use some very high quality skin products already. My skin looks very good for my age. I enjoy making up and going out still. But thanks for the recommendation.

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FiresideRant 5 points ago +5 / -0

At what point do we stop?

It could be argued that you don't need shoes that aren't home made. Or clothing. or store bought food.

It's not just BLM, it's Unions, it's companies using slave labor, etc.

One of the goals of the system is to make it impossible to not support the system.

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Princesspede 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shoes, clothing, and food can all be made at home. Some "necessities" can be ditched all together.

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PoorMansPsychiatrist 3 points ago +3 / -0

The comments are hilarious. There is no winning with the BLM folk.

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PelosiSux1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Bare minerals make up sucks.

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Sophie1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Haha, was about to ask same thing!

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phzoe 2 points ago +4 / -2

A naturalized US citizen originally from Spain, I prefer non-US beauty products. Some stuff I've used: Skeyndor, Natura Bisse, Thalissi, Lola Barcelona, Byphasse.

But again: very little.

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mymymyTuckerface 2 points ago +2 / -0

Natura Bisse, Lip shock it’s great!

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Howabsolutelydareu 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don’t blame you. USA puts shit ingredients in their products.

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Alpha_Female21 5 points ago +5 / -0

I'm not a vegan either but I go for the vegan makeup because I have a very bad shellfish allergy. Shellfish is in a lot of makeup.

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OlenaLehua 7 points ago +7 / -0

People always comment how gorgeous I look when I'm wearing makeup but my husband hates me with makeup so mostly I don't wear it because it bothers my eyes anyways. I figure I look "good enough" most days...

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white_male666 7 points ago +7 / -0

Natural is better!

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independentbystander 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am fortunate, my wife is naturally-gorgeous and wears very little makeup.

> I advise my younger "friends" not to fall for a certain hairstyle/makeup technique that won't stick around after the fad. It is a big plus to be into the way a girl looks naturally, if one is looking toward a long-term relationship. (IE you won't always be seeing her in that costume.)

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MAGAMillenial 5 points ago +7 / -2

I’m so sorry about some of the flak you’re getting in these comments OP. Especially the ones giving out numbers or talking about how deceitful woman are for “painting” your face.

Your message was about being free from govt and corporate/social norms. I have a feeling a lot of the responses here are from those who’ve never seen a woman with just plain nothing on her face and don’t recognize what true natural beauty is. Men don’t powder their face or line their eyes, women shouldn’t feel forced to do so either.

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mercynurse 5 points ago +5 / -0

Do it, women!

I’ve never worn makeup and no one ever thought I was ugly.

Trust me, the men don’t mind.

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Jefferson 5 points ago +7 / -2

I get it. You do you. But that easy +5 to Charisma is going to be missed.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 6 points ago +6 / -0

What do you mean?

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Davenema 0 points ago +4 / -4

Thats Dungeons and Dragons nerd talk there. Probably only surfing the net to look at chicks instead of approaching a +5 Charisma babe who has to scrub off her paint at the end of the day.

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RyanUpCreek 5 points ago +5 / -0

My wife just hit her 50s and she doesn't wear makeup but only for special events and she still looks like she is in her 30s. Make up will screw up your skin.

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Lepreco-Inc 4 points ago +4 / -0

Why did she make her hair more boring in the last one?

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KlEpto_CaponE 4 points ago +4 / -0

Meh. I get it.....But I'd rather come home to pic #2.

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FuckGovernment 4 points ago +9 / -5

I feel deceived.

This is like a man lying about his wealth, his job, telling you he owns the rental sports car, not telling you about his wife and kids.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 3 points ago +3 / -0

What do you mean?

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FuckGovernment 1 point ago +11 / -10

A woman using make-up to be deceptive about how she truly looks is like a man lying about features women look for in men; such as their job stability, wealth, single status, etc.

Also, shouldn't this be considered sexual harassment in the workplace?

Imagine if I stuffed a big pole in my pants to give off constant hard BIG DICK vibes in the workplace.

But women put on blush and red lipstick to signal that they are aroused and fertile. They wear high heels to make their butts stick out. Wonder Bras to fake fertility and big milk providing boobs. All this is sexual harassment, at least from a snowflake "woke" fat HR employee point of view if there were not double standards.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 10 points ago +10 / -0

Wait, do other guys NOT put in their pants pole before they leave the house?

That's what I suggested my friends do after they called out my massive cock at work the other day.

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MAGAMillenial 7 points ago +8 / -1

This is some incel-level thinking, you need to join the rest of us in the real world dude.

Nothing is stopping you from wearing eyeliner to emphasis your eyes like the ladies do. If a woman wants to feel pretty by putting makeup on then let them.

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FuckGovernment 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think you took my comment too seriously.

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SomeGuy1776 3 points ago +5 / -2

I disagree, ladies need to look good

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 3 points ago +6 / -3

Clowns wear makeup.

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peterstrzoked 1 point ago +2 / -1

You’re not wrong, although two people apparently took your comment as you calling them clowns

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MugaUSA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Holy shit. Is this the new meme format? Fucking stupid.

If a lady wants to wear makeup, let a lady wear makeup.

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EricCiaramellaSuxDix 2 points ago +2 / -0

Still beautiful smile and eyes pop way more.

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AnnieMm 2 points ago +2 / -0

I quit wearing makeup years ago. Tinted moisturizer for special occasions... I'm lazy.

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cook_does 2 points ago +2 / -0

You best find you a pretty woman without makeup, because when you get older, that is who you will be having sex with the majority of the time.

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Centipedealicious 2 points ago +2 / -0

Liberal women don’t wear makeup. Why don’t you just let your hair grow long and grey too, so you can look like some freaky granola eating progressive. Make up is fine. Just don’t change your entire look and get surprised when the guy you fooled isn’t as interested when he sees you without.

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Blaze_Bless 2 points ago +2 / -0

Love it! There is no substitute for real, you're either natural or fake

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NoCoupForYou 2 points ago +3 / -1

Fantastic natural looks!

Also a great business opportunity for Lady Pedes.

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cincydan 2 points ago +3 / -1

Nope. I like makeup on ladies. It's an 80's thing. Just an FYI it makes a huge difference to guys, and any one that tells you different is lying, probably for sex.

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PelosiSux1776 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sorry, I ain’t given up my make up!!! Neither would I give up my jewelry. Nope.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

Just try for a week!

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PelosiSux1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

Mmm, nah. I like being feminine and cute 🥰

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

The face you wake up with is just as cute and feminine 😁

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ForkHandles 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm having a "Sophie's Choice" moment here.

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ALT26 1 point ago +2 / -1

THIS

IS

THE

WAY

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SSJ3NAPPA 1 point ago +1 / -0

Love an all natural look best

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

Well, unfortunately the middle one is prettier.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 2 points ago +2 / -0

But the one on the right is a patriot.

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Wolfebane84 1 point ago +1 / -0

I know, that's why I said "unfortunately"

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Tr0mp 1 point ago +1 / -0

And this is why leftist corporations will win

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Throwaway_Test 1 point ago +1 / -0

FIVE AND A HALF MEGS FOR THAT USELESS PICTURE??????????????????????????????????????????????????????? YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!!!! THE MODERATORS MUST FIX THIS PROBLEM WHERE PEOPLE CRAM A 100K JPEG INTO A 5 AND A HALF MEG PNG FILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Mooksayshigh 1 point ago +3 / -2

You will never be free if you don’t accept yourself.

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reagan2024 1 point ago +1 / -0

Makeup is dumb.

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Filetsmignon 1 point ago +8 / -7

Uhhh, no. Find a non-woke makup brand if you can. If the middle pic is a 10 then the right pic is a 3 at best. Ditch the makeup and watch men not notice you anymore. Sorry, but true.

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DonJr2024 3 points ago +6 / -3

Yeah I'm all for finding a patriot makeup company. But going around with no makeup just does not look good for many.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 2 points ago +6 / -4

There are almost no non-woke makeup brands out there. Maybe lower your standards a bit or date liberal women.

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ouvrez_les_yeux 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone got a list of the 70 companies?

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Reddit_is_Alt_Left 0 points ago +4 / -4

wild how ugly women are without makeup.

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TheMadManDidItAgain -1 points ago +2 / -3

With make-up, you are hiding your natural beauty.

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Trollasaurus -3 points ago +9 / -12

That’s gonna be a no from me dawg. Leave this one alone lol

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 5 points ago +7 / -2

How come?

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Trollasaurus -10 points ago +7 / -17

Because most women look like crap without any makeup. When you see pics of women saying “natural” they most likely still have some makeup on.

I like my MAGA team full of hot chicks.

The natural, unshaven feminist mutants are over on the left

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GoldenStateCrusader 11 points ago +13 / -2

The reason you see women you're used to seeing in makeup as ugly when they're without it is because they wear make up in the first place. That shit is horrible for your skin. Also, it tastes funny.

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Sophie1776 12 points ago +12 / -0

Respectfully disagree, putting on makeup, doing nails, etc. is enjoyable and fun.

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Donaldsweiner 3 points ago +4 / -1

I agree!

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MustBeTrump 9 points ago +9 / -0

Don't eat makeup.

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Just1voter 5 points ago +5 / -0

Or faces

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 6 points ago +11 / -5

Does the woman on the right look like a "feminist mutant?" Women were more feminine 100 years ago when makeup was still taboo.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 4 points ago +6 / -2

When was makeup ever taboo?

It goes back all the way to the beginning. Maybe the slave classes didn't have makeup, but I'm sure even then they found some red berries that could make a blush.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 4 points ago +6 / -2

Makeup was associated with prostitutes for most of American history up until it was made popular by Hollywood in the 1920s.

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MoldyLocksNesMonste 1 point ago +2 / -1

Interesting. TBH, something I never really though about.

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MichiganTrumpette [S] 4 points ago +5 / -1

Look at any picture of a woman from the 1860s to 1910s. You aren't going to see them wearing any makeup. The popularity of makeup is directly linked to the rise of Hollywood. Even then, conservative ladies didn't start wearing it until the 1950s.

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tombombadil 2 points ago +3 / -1

Does the woman on the right look like a “feminist mutant?”

She looks like absolute shit on the right. She has too much make up on in the left pictures. It makes her look like an entirely different person which is not good. But there is nothing wrong with women wearing a little bit of make up to compliment their beauty. You have to find a balance.

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Brookes 4 points ago +5 / -1

This! Or they’re under 25. At my age this old lady pede will continue to compliment my looks with makeup.