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Fignugent 3 points ago +3 / -0

don't do it man

those space blankets are so crinkley... and they'll force you to watch sponge bob

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Dirk_Diggler 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shut up and pass the juice and crackers!

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Kano 3 points ago +3 / -0

Wait how are illegal losing their jobs if they are illegal and shouldn't be working???

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yudsfpbc 2 points ago +2 / -0

You can do this multiple times.

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BasedMedicalDoctor 2 points ago +3 / -1

How do they know you’re a citizen in the first place?

  1. Inject melanotan-II to turn really dark temporarily

  2. Show up, do not speak any English. Use index cards written in broken English asking for your benefits

  3. Profit

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Smokerstar 4 points ago +4 / -0

You reminded me of the movie "Soul Man" where the guy takes these pills to get affirmative action acceptance into college. The 80's had the answers ;)

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Kmdub2 2 points ago +2 / -0

C Thomas Howell..I member that movie😉

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Moniie [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

I’m already black I don’t need to pretend, however it does seem Biden is allowing only Hispanic illegals to come in 🧐

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HairSniffer 1 point ago +1 / -0

Hispanics can be black, too. Tu habla?

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Ghostphaez 2 points ago +2 / -0

Shit like this is how I know America is coming to an end. We don't have much longer to go.

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Kmdub2 1 point ago +1 / -0

That's on top of the $2000+ monthly "refugee benefits", Medicaid, Dental, food stamps, WIC, Section 8 housing, & TANFF to pay their electric bills. It's only a matter of time before the world's sickest start converging on us just for the health care. (Oops, forgot to add $2500 cash in a manilla envelope and a plane or bus ticket anywhere in the US you want to go)

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Smokerstar 1 point ago +1 / -0

" A hop, skip and a jump. The move from Djibouti practically pays for itself".