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Shayhawk 202 points ago +202 / -0

I'm suing my silverware manufacturer for making me fat

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FightTheSWAMP 71 points ago +71 / -0

Someone else is suing your silverware manufacturer because a knife was used to kill someone.

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DivvyDivet 12 points ago +12 / -0

No one needs fully sharpened military grade fillet knives.

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Choad 2 points ago +2 / -0

or assault rat poison, save the mice!