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Mad_Hattie 50 points ago +50 / -0

Federal Law requires

IT'S NOT A FREAKING FEDERAL LAW!!!

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peterstrzoked 18 points ago +18 / -0

I can’t fucking stand this shit. Flew 3 legs a couple weeks back. One of the three flights was pretty clear that it was an FAA regulation but made sure to emphasize that it carried the weight/penalties of federal law.

The other two just flat out called it a federal law.

The fucked up part is that the first is basically true. Congress has completely abdicated their job and basically given federal agencies carte Blanche to do whatever they want anytime they want via “regulations.”

Basically a federal agency does whatever the fuck they want, however unconstitutional (see ATF for best examples) and then if congress doesn’t like it they have to pass a law to nullify the regulations, or a new president is “installed” and his sycophants immediately rewrite all the regulations to do whatever they want, and congress has to fight to pass a law to stop it.

Our government was never intended to function in this way - and it’s why the “deep state” has so much power.

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BasedNtruth 4 points ago +5 / -1

Excellent comment. Theyre ruled by "Executive Authority" for decades and decades. Our country was not founded for this

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AynRand22 33 points ago +33 / -0

Mandate is not a law. Gaslighting.

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45forever 21 points ago +21 / -0

Southwest says it’s federal law. I’m pretty sure there’s a difference between law and mandate. The airlines are taking money left and right from the federal government. They are happy to add misery to their customers. Most airlines require handicapped children and autistic children and adults to wear a mask. Not all do- so there are ways around this bullshit. Bad decisions all around by the woke corporations.

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Hanging_Chad 5 points ago +5 / -0

there are ways around this bullshit

Take a sip of water every few minutes?

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peterstrzoked 8 points ago +8 / -0

On a flight I was on recently the flight attendant was haranguing some lady behind us the whole flight.

Every five seconds:

“Ma’am, you need to put your mask on between bites.”

“Ma’am, you need to put your mask on between bites.”

“Ma’am, you need to put your mask on between bites.”

I don’t think the flight attendant did anything but stare at this woman the whole flight because she kept saying it over and over - with miscellaneous threats mixed in about how she was going to take her food away if she wouldn’t comply.

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unclebobinator 8 points ago +8 / -0

I wonder if that lady was secretly trolling that flight attendant. Slowly eating her food without her mask to annoy the Nazi.

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peterstrzoked 2 points ago +2 / -0

I hope so

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45forever 8 points ago +8 / -0

Yes, that works with typical children and adults. But handicapped and mentally disabled children and adults who don’t understand and are stressed by the mask should not be required to wear one. No one should, but unfortunately, this category (as well as toddlers) are essentially prohibited from flying.

It’s CRAZY.

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butterhunter 1 point ago +2 / -1

Didn't biden sign an EO making it mandatory for federal/gov agencies?

PDX airport has road signs saying due to presidential order...blah blah...

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Barron_FromTheFuture 5 points ago +5 / -0

I am downvoting you because I hate Portland and you reminded me of my hatred.

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kornesque 2 points ago +2 / -0

We have the most brutal honesty folks, believe me.

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Dr707 1 point ago +1 / -0

It's cool I zeroed him back out just to keep it real

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PEPEpeepee 17 points ago +17 / -0

Is it bad i want to see one of these people kicking people off flights beat into a coma.

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GodKingHarambe 10 points ago +10 / -0

And left lying with a mask shoved up their ass

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Moonman_Alpha 4 points ago +4 / -0

And in their throat hole too. And when/if they finally come to, they're amnesiac the rest of their life.

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befehlistbefehl 7 points ago +7 / -0

No, it shows you like seeing good triumph over evil.

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Kekintosh2020 6 points ago +6 / -0

Totally natural reaction to an unnatural sacrament

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NdNcenti 11 points ago +11 / -0

The only real Federal law in the whole story was the guy that flew them home free. If he took one dollar the FAA would come down on him for being an unlicensed carrier, and not having a commercial license

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DemsFuckKids 11 points ago +11 / -0

i bet that pilot isn't from austin.

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Brookes 7 points ago +7 / -0

Good god two year olds still shit their damn pants, how in hell are you supposed to get them to keep a mask on?!?!

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Dr707 2 points ago +2 / -0

My brothers two year old made a lincoln log house out of dog turds she found the other day. Probably not the ideal candidate for mask wearing not gonna lie. Kids have better shit to be annoyed about than the bullshit we deal with in real life

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Brookes 2 points ago +2 / -0

Exactly! I think it’s abusive to think little babies should have masks on.

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KuzoKevin 7 points ago +7 / -0

Great story. Thanks for sharing it.

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TrudopesEyebrow 8 points ago +8 / -0

We have the best Texans

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Trump2024 3 points ago +3 / -0

God bless this pilots kind soul

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MadRussian 2 points ago +2 / -0

Probably safer to fly a single-engine than flying Fag Air.

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Knowbody 1 point ago +1 / -0

I'd trust the pilot more when they're not a diversity hire.

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Mier 1 point ago +1 / -0

There’s an opportunity here for an Uber type system to get people and pilots together. Just remember the flight is free but pilots get tipped really REALLY well.

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Justjayce 1 point ago +1 / -0

This is the type of hero we need. That flight cost that man a lot of money and time.. We need more people like him to stand up!