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I have bad news. (media.patriots.win)
posted ago by TheOne1 ago by TheOne1 +2605 / -0
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JoinTheDiscussion 69 points ago +71 / -2

no, THEY ARE!

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TheOne1 [S] 30 points ago +33 / -3

Only if we are playing MineCraft

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Formerlurker92 11 points ago +16 / -5

And we can't even play minecraft at the Capitol. All the griefers faked it for us there

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TheInvaders 8 points ago +8 / -0

All the commies you mean. We’re rounding them all up though for their chopper rides

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 20 points ago +23 / -3

Welcome to the rice paddies

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 15 points ago +15 / -0

Pop up out of a bowl of rice and cap a motherfucker

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wrongkindofimmigrant 15 points ago +15 / -0

Couple of pipe-hitting joggers enter the chat

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NateBedfordForrest 3 points ago +3 / -0

Don't tempt me with a good time.

Click click

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RabidZoo 8 points ago +8 / -0

I'm not locked in here with you motherfuckers...you're locked in here with ME!

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cnn_can_dox_my_balls 1 point ago +1 / -0

Yeah, nailed it. Thank you

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JamesBond007 3 points ago +3 / -0

I’m a lead farmer mf’r

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CuomoisaMassMurderer 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many follow? ;)

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Spawnlingman 10 points ago +13 / -3

Not really. They are winning in the courts and in violence on the streets.

We win memes.

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JoinTheDiscussion 8 points ago +9 / -1

I agree to a point, we laugh at the memes and wonder if the smooth brains even understand them

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JudicialDredd 9 points ago +10 / -1

Allright boys, let's push these coastal liberal shitheads into the ocean.

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NavySTG 2 points ago +3 / -1

With memes?

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TakenusernameA 24 points ago +30 / -6

I'm Catholic. I'm on an enemy planet. This is nothing new.

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Kekintosh2020 23 points ago +24 / -1

Sucks the Jesuit Pope is cheerleading the end of the Western Ethos when so many sheep are being lead to slaughter. Men of faith need to find their nuts soon.

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FAhayek 8 points ago +8 / -0

Fr. Ripperger is a seemingly based priest on YouTube. I enjoy listening to him

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PatrickHangry 10 points ago +10 / -0

Yeah, I'm not even Catholic, and I love that guy. Father Altman, Bishop Strickland, and Archbishop Vigano are based too, and so is Cardinal Zen, seemingly.

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remember1776 7 points ago +7 / -0

While he kisses and licks and french tongues the feet of communists-- LITERALLY!

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TakenusernameA 6 points ago +6 / -0

Jesuits are truly a massive disappointment. The order needs to be dissolved for being abject failures.

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SFAM1A 11 points ago +11 / -0

Heyyyyoooo, It's always good to hear from another dug-in Catholic defiant in the face of evil. Deus Vult good buddy, keep the Faith.

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Dominus Vobiscum brother.

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Undo1913 6 points ago +7 / -1

Your pope is part of the communist enemy. Long as you separate the Bible from his communist globohomo gun grabbing ass’s propaganda you can help us take commies for chopper rides in due time

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Grunt422 9 points ago +9 / -0

Remember when Popes were conservative. Now they are just wimpy liberals. I guess they forgot about teaching a man to fish, or Jesus kicked ass on the temple money changers !

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basedvirginian 4 points ago +4 / -0

I was legitimately surprised the Vatican came out against gay marriage a couple weeks back. The Pope saying anything against the globohomo agenda seems to go against programming

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Grunt422 2 points ago +3 / -1

I think he's worried he's turning Catholics away. Caring for the poor, and down trodden is one thing, but lifting people up his his job, not dragging them down to the common denominator.

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TakenusernameA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Oh believe me, he will be among the first of luxury helicopter rides. Communism is the mortal enemy of true Roman Catholicism. Previous Popes have literally written entire encyclicals condemning it and socialism.

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FAhayek 20 points ago +20 / -0

I’ve been living in Portland for 2 years now. I think I’m in the lions den. Will report back via Morse code at the next checkpoint...

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Redditcensorsyouandi 13 points ago +13 / -0

Good Lord man, Godspeed.

Oregon is bluer than the pills Joe chews up before going to the park

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FAhayek 10 points ago +10 / -0

Lmao savage. Thank you, though. I came here to be closer to a family member and to study/learn the Marxist movement going on but I think I’ve learned enough for a while. I’m exhausted. I can’t land a date without the girl pledging her allegiance to Marxism, the food is too expensive and more Instagram-ready than edible, the crackheads, riots, etc. I’m tired homie. I have more black/Indian/Asian friends than white because the white people are FUCKING WEIRD here. Elitist leftist existing in their multi-dimensional assholes. This girl I’m friends with is a conservative Trump supporter from Texas and she said where she moved to in West Lynn she gets stared at when she’s running. Also her daughter came home crying a handful of days because the white kids make fun of her being Latina. The real racists are white leftists. She’s moving back to Texas next November. This place is honestly a rationally-minded persons worst nightmare.

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Dictator_Bob 6 points ago +6 / -0

Dude they attacked women for copying burrito recipes. I think it's the rain. That and the junkie attitude that spread. Last time I almost got in a bar fight because I wore a sport coat to a punk bar. I grew up around gutter punks and made a stupid mistake that the Hot Topic crew would welcome some old rocker who just wanted to drink with cool people after a conference.

Portland is fucked and yeah, they're bigoted as all hell up there -- and totally unaware of it!

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zooty 2 points ago +2 / -0

Portland has historically been very racist. Things often don't change. Just look at the Democrats.

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Donger-Lord2 4 points ago +4 / -0

Top Kek of the week.

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Dictator_Bob 14 points ago +15 / -1

I don't know the statistics but I'm gonna guess the gun owners in the cities are gang bangers, Republicans/conservatives, veterans, libertarians, and then a mish mash of liberals that have been drinking the social media propaganda so long they can't see the insanity approaching them.

Being in an urban core in a "purple" city I don't feel out gunned. I do feel out numbered especially if food rioting and mob rule begins. I say this as I know people who I used to associate with suddenly began advocating for violence before Trump took office.

None of us (the good guys) want to see people hurt. That is why we are the good guys. This is a concern however as we are failing to organize. Which makes me even more suspicious of the intentions behind covid. People tracking is a lot easier when they are in one place.

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NADSAQ 14 points ago +14 / -0

I don’t want to see people hurt. Communists aren’t people.

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Dictator_Bob 3 points ago +3 / -0

I don't know. Sometimes I think it would be nice to send them south.

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Flptplt 13 points ago +13 / -0

Let's see, they control the government, all federal law enforcement, the media, entertainment, sports, banking, tech. WE are definitely the ones behind enemy lines.

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Donger-Lord2 7 points ago +7 / -0

WELCOME TO THE RICE FIELDS MOTHA FUCKA!

Behind every bald of grass is a patriot, itching to end a fed.

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AngeredKabar 6 points ago +6 / -0

Being behind enemy lines has some advantages.

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MagaHippie88 5 points ago +7 / -2

Well Jefferson State will b holding the line, both lines... Idaho frens we MUST unite!! <3 MAGA2021

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Ez_mac 5 points ago +6 / -1

Tell me about it. I live in Seattle

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FAhayek 5 points ago +5 / -0

Portland, here. We are literally in the belly of the beast out here.

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HrshySqrt77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Anyone else think hosting CPAC in Portland would be an interesting move? Or is CPAC too country club to be a good troll move?

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deekarmy 4 points ago +4 / -0

Renton here. You aren't alone.

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VinCarver 3 points ago +3 / -0

Target rich environments.

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The_Green_Weenie 3 points ago +3 / -0

Damned truth

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Dudemanfoo 2 points ago +2 / -0

Always was.

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magnokor 2 points ago +2 / -0

Just want to know the story of the two fellows in the picture.

The age of the picture, the uniforms, hats, maybe African Bush Wars?

Not able to figure out weapons. AK-S? MAC-10?

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NotProgCensored 2 points ago +2 / -0

I'm sure there are some carrying FALs too.

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wartooth6 2 points ago +2 / -0

"They have us surrounded. Those poor bastards."

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grndmrshlgando 1 point ago +2 / -1

I know a nearby outpost.

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zillat 1 point ago +2 / -1

We're in good company... I feel bad for the phantom 81M of them, they will eat there own (literally)

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DZP1 2 points ago +3 / -1

The parallel between zombie plagues and behavior of extreme liberals makes one think.

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malooch 1 point ago +1 / -0

Live in LA. Can confirm.

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DeadRepublic 1 point ago +1 / -0

I am not trapped in a country with them. They are trapped in a country with us.

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Easter_Bunny 1 point ago +1 / -0

We aren't locked in here with them... THEY'RE LOCKED IN HERE WITH US!!!

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ShampocalypseWOW 1 point ago +1 / -0

Also good news if you wish to do an ambush as they won't expect it... in minecraft at least.

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whocanihire 1 point ago +1 / -0

Andre Diedericks...living what were experiencing

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R-A-T-S- 1 point ago +1 / -0

No your not. Stop being ridiculous.

You'd need to have an allied space to form a line.

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AmericaFloats 1 point ago +1 / -0

sucks for them, we're fully loaded and WAITING>>>

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2pacalypse 1 point ago +1 / -0

" progressives " are commies, and they are destroying America, unbelievable they comprised our last line of defense, never saw this coming :P

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Censorddit 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nah they are.

We the people of the United States is about to remind the fucking world what to do with tyrants.

Make me proud boys.

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vsek 1 point ago +1 / -0

the chair is against the wall, the chair is against the wall

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QSWO1 1 point ago +1 / -0

Muh Texas!

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Quietam_Unum 1 point ago +1 / -0

Loved that scene in Person of Interest in which Stanton tells Reese to go out and unwind but be careful because "Remember, we're behind enemy lines here."

Reese steps out the door onto a sidewalk in New York City.

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pushbackv2 1 point ago +1 / -0

Always have been.

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OperationWetback 0 points ago +1 / -1

I have some really bad news... you are behind enemy lines because you have no balls. They were lost in a "boating accident".

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BasicKekinomics -14 points ago +12 / -26

I'd rather phrase it as "the enemy is inside the wire."

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TheOne1 [S] 18 points ago +18 / -0

Look at DC, the enemy put up the fucking wire, to put themselves behind.

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anon1011101 6 points ago +6 / -0

Easier to keep them in while all the buildings burn down and the fleeing survivors get shot indiscriminately.

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SoAngryRanger 4 points ago +4 / -0

If they run they’re guilty of something

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anon1011101 9 points ago +9 / -0

The fortifications in DC are a pretty glaring admission of guilt. They have an invasion force worth of troops there.

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HrshySqrt77 1 point ago +1 / -0

Nasty Girls

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