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BowelSharpton 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hunter doesn't discriminate (don't bark f-cker, you're next).

Guy slaps his dead-asleep wife on the ass at 6 am on a Saturday. "Get up, we're going hunting!!" "F-ck you, it's the weekend and I'm exhausted". "Either go hunting or gimme a hummer, your choice". "I'll go for the hummer". Nom nom nom..."(mouth full) This tastes like SHIT". "Yeah, the dog didn't want to go either"