posted ago by Trumpseeker ago by Trumpseeker +3 / -3

Trump will descend from the heavens and deliver a Non-Guilty verdict to the court. It will be glorious. Kanye West will be in the stands trembling. In the far distance, Sleepy Joe will quiver. He hoped he could never experience again the raw power of Trump in his few remaining years of life, but there, on that day, he will see it. Light piercing through the clouds beyond down upon his failing eyes. It will again be Trump, riding his holy stead alongside Officer Chauvin. He will come to take back his throne, for Trump is the true King of Kings. Joe Biden will know he cannot defeat such a man again, not without Dominion, but he will try. The military will be ordered to fight, but instead lay down their arms in a show of allegiance to the true God Emperor of Mankind Donald J. Trump. I will be there that day, as should you. It will be glorious.

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Fignugent 1 point ago +1 / -0

Weirdo

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FusionRealm 1 point ago +1 / -0

The prophecy is strong in you young padawan. It's a lovely vision, but I'm sure Trump will be popping the blue pill that night and fucking Melania.

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jubyeonin 1 point ago +1 / -0

Been hitting the parmesan cheese too, huh?

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ThisIsHowItStarts 0 points ago +1 / -1

Trump is not the king of kings. Jesus Christ is king of kings and Lord of lords, the Alpha, the Omega, the beginning in the end. I think you got your information mixed up. The last I checked the name Trump is not in the Bible.