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Zhongda 54 points ago +54 / -0

Biden voters.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 31 points ago +31 / -0

i came to this site to laugh and learn and have never been disappointed

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Zhongda 19 points ago +19 / -0

When all is on fire, one must laugh.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 13 points ago +14 / -1

Amen Fren

Nero Fiddled . . .

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JudicialDredd 29 points ago +35 / -6

Joggers. Not even once.

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MySidesGoUp 15 points ago +18 / -3

He’s actually using his 7th sense- detecting bikes and unlocked cars within the perimeter..

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 4 points ago +4 / -0

kek

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malooch 14 points ago +14 / -0

Stupid is as stupid does

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2pacalypse 13 points ago +13 / -0

Haha dope

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ouvrez_les_yeux 9 points ago +9 / -0

I once worked with a woman who claimed to be legally blind. Used a cane and everything. She worked in EEO so I'm sure it was played up to boost her oppression cred. One day I came out of our building to find her doing this--peering over the parking lot to see if her ride was coming.

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SeeFreeDJ 7 points ago +7 / -0

She may well have been faking, but it is possible to be declared legally blind and still be able to make out light, colors, and shapes, or also just have a very narrow field of vision, either of which could be enough to determine if a car might be your ride or not.

If you're legally blind, your vision is 20/200 or less in your better eye or your field of vision is less than 20 degrees. That means if an object is 200 feet away, you have to stand 20 feet from it in order to see it clearly. But a person with normal vision can stand 200 feet away and see that object perfectly.

https://www.webmd.com/eye-health/legally-blind-meaning

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President_Elect_Pepe 2 points ago +2 / -0

I don’t understand why people jump all over the notion that the guy misunderstood the situation.

Do you really think you would be more familiar with this persons situation than the guy who worked with said woman for an extended period of time?!?!?

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Jleinf 1 point ago +1 / -0

Less than 20 degrees has to do with peripheral vision. You can see 20/20 centrally and be legally blind because of no peripheral vision which can happen with severe optic nerve drusen. Advanced glaucoma can also leave you with gun barrel visual fields/ legally blind with retained central acuity

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ouvrez_les_yeux 1 point ago +1 / -0

I don't know what her deal was, but it did seem like her disability came and went depending on the situation. And she was always the first person in the building to complain if something wasn't to her liking, spinning it into an ADA issue. Even the other EEO people thought she was ridiculous!

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Lol. What is EEO?

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Barkz 2 points ago +2 / -0

Equal Employment Opprotunity commission.

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yurimodin 1 point ago +1 / -0

so bullshit make-work

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

laughing here

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BatmanForTrump 7 points ago +7 / -0

Hey, gotta look "cool" while being dumb, amirite!

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BigHandsome91 6 points ago +6 / -0

Hey man, he just prefers the tool God gave him.

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hillaryforprison 5 points ago +5 / -0

He looks oppressed by white privilege.

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TheRealTurdFurgeson 4 points ago +4 / -0

I saw a homeless guy watching TV from his ipad the other night.

He had an iPhone too.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

lmao

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New1account1old1user 2 points ago +2 / -0

The glasses say wear in dark clubs only

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

kek

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Keep_on_winning_kag 2 points ago +3 / -1

Bubba better suck that lip in otherwise he might get it caught on the trip wire.

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Rerun1Central 1 point ago +3 / -2

He’s thinking about jogging into a construction site to drink from garden hose. May be bad idea.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 1 point ago +1 / -0

hahahahahahahahaha

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Taxis -48 points ago +8 / -56

You have a very Boomer, strange sense of humor. It's weird.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 27 points ago +32 / -5

relax child

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shlorbats 20 points ago +21 / -1

I enjoy your sense of humor.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 15 points ago +17 / -2

yeah. a bit sick, but still fucking funny

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Taxis -36 points ago +4 / -40

You're just weird. Are you a Boomer?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 22 points ago +25 / -3

of course i am, little keyboard warrior

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Taxis -36 points ago +4 / -40

I figured. Do you know there's a big schism between us and you?

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 19 points ago +25 / -6

well, you don't understand history . . . so yeah, i get it child

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Taxis -30 points ago +5 / -35

What part of history don't I understand, Boomer? You tell me, old man.

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ENVYNITAZ [S] 21 points ago +26 / -5

one must live it, one must read

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Shellingas 7 points ago +9 / -2

Blaming old people for the problems you have because you are an asshole and your generation is a bunch of shitty white cucks lol

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Illinois4Trump -8 points ago +2 / -10

Be careful, boomers are very easily offended and don't like taking any responsibility for their actions. In their eyes is all the fault of their children that they never raised.

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Taxis 0 points ago +1 / -1

That is exactly right.

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Wolverine 7 points ago +10 / -3

Holy fuck, you honestly are as bad as anaconda.

At least he turns out to be correct everyone in a while.

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BlackPillBot 6 points ago +8 / -2

He is anaconda.

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Donger-Lord2 3 points ago +5 / -2

It’s clear that Anaconda has many accounts. What ever happen to faggot Ronald Dregan and trannyclaus?

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ShadowyMrBlank 1 point ago +3 / -2

Or velocistar?

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BlackPillBot 1 point ago +1 / -0

He’s got at least 3 IMHO.

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Taxis -8 points ago +1 / -9

I swear on my life and to God right now that I am not this person you are talking about.

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BlackPillBot 3 points ago +4 / -1

When you have multiple personalities you don’t know it.

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BasicKekinomics -11 points ago +5 / -16

He's not Anaconda.

Anaconda would call him a stormfag.

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Rerun1Central 8 points ago +9 / -1

Taxis is a groomer faggot. He’s too focused on adolescent buttholes.

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Rig4Red 7 points ago +10 / -3

Wut knd of wierdo classifies humor as "very boomer"? R u a boomer experts? R u skilldd in boomer jokes?

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PepeSee 1 point ago +1 / -0

What, you mean "a sense of humor"?