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sustainable_saltmine 23 points ago +24 / -1

Uncle Floyd's Fentanyl Rice. Crammed with too many essential drugs

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AlphaNathan 4 points ago +4 / -0

lmfao @ someone downvoting you

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shlorbats 1 point ago +1 / -0

Finally something that is actually essential.

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nozonozo 17 points ago +17 / -0

I laughed out loud.

I'm so glad you are here Storm Fag.

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NotAPuma 9 points ago +9 / -0

What's a Storm Fag?

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TexasPiper 12 points ago +12 / -0

A derogatory term used to describe anyone that has awoken to the fact that there is a White genocide agenda being pushed and those that question why a certain people comprise 95% of positions in media and finance (among other institutions).

Term originated from a website called stormfront, a white supremacy website.

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IncredibleMrE1 14 points ago +14 / -0

Packed with 4x the daily amount of fentanyl!

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HuggableBear 5 points ago +5 / -0

Huge missed opportunity to replace the dietary facts in the bottom left with his toxicology numbers

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rn10950 1 point ago +1 / -0

And possibly an opium poppy or two as a garnish behind the bowl.

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JoeBidensDementia1 13 points ago +13 / -0

This is why I come here every day. Thank you, pede.

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NADSAQ 12 points ago +12 / -0

Disappointed Fentanyl/Norfentanyl/Methamphetamine was not added to the Nutrition Facts

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TEXinLA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Came here to say this ^^^

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IronMaiden 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yesh, missed opportunity 😂

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borga 8 points ago +8 / -0

This is breathtaking, like an overdose of fentanyl.

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AtheistTrumper 6 points ago +6 / -0

HAHAHA! Too bad there's nobody I can share this with.

Only thing that could make it better is changing the nutrition facts to the amount of drugs in his system

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Trump2020Cruz2024 5 points ago +5 / -0

The ‘what’s inside’ section should have been meth, fentanyl and covid levels.

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Nightbringer33 2 points ago +2 / -0

Sometimes you can't see the cherry on top until you show your creation to someone else.

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Tenspot20 5 points ago +5 / -0

A wonderful and classic example of Timely American Humor! Great Job Soldier!

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NotAPuma 5 points ago +5 / -0

It was actually 9 minutes and 29 seconds, but this made me spit out my tea.

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bill_in_texas 7 points ago +7 / -0

Black people aren't good with time, which is why they are late a lot.

As you remember well, being on time is a characteristic of whiteness.

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dianabrown1 5 points ago +5 / -0

Love the REALITY humor. Thanks.

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Latin_Patriot_MAGA 5 points ago +5 / -0

Now with less fentanyl, so diners won't stop breathing

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sneak 4 points ago +4 / -0

Hey! You can't do that! Having black people on products is rayciss!

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BostonVoter 4 points ago +4 / -0

Omfg i love it. Thank-you

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SmartWomenLoveTrump 4 points ago +4 / -0

This is great

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Shaffro 3 points ago +3 / -0

Lol!

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Matticus 3 points ago +3 / -0

Yo - change the recommended daily values in the bottom left circles to the toxicology report numbers 11.5 ng/dl of Fent 300% average overdose etc

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Ep1ctetus 2 points ago +2 / -0

They should’ve put fentanyl and meth, etc. in the ingredients list.

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BostonVoter 2 points ago +2 / -0

How many ng/l of fentynl is each serving ?

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TrumanBlack 2 points ago +3 / -1

But is there methamphetamine in evey bite?

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TraumaHotel 1 point ago +1 / -0

That’s a spicy meatball

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TangerineShine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Should have changed the weight to 11 nano grams

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TangerineShine 1 point ago +1 / -0

Or whatever the fentanyl blood tox level was

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BostonVoter 1 point ago +1 / -0

Is there any Method or Cocaiine in the Nutritional Facts. I wanna try some of this uncle floyd rice , but I'm on a meth and cocaine diet and can't let any of those chemicals in my body

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MartysTshirt -6 points ago +1 / -7

This is disgusting. Posts like these are ruining the site. Probably intentionally sowing division

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