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TheOne1 78 points ago +78 / -0

The Juicy Smolette app...?

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Redditcanblowme 22 points ago +22 / -0

This app is endorsed by the famous french actor.

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TheOne1 9 points ago +9 / -0

He says, we we he smoke the pee pee...

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basedvirginian 5 points ago +5 / -0

You spelled “take pee pees up the ass” wrong

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MasklessMarvel 3 points ago +3 / -0

that one only works in MAGA country

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bubadmt 34 points ago +34 / -0

Created by J. Smollett and funded by Harris Interactive Media.

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Whoopies_tds 18 points ago +18 / -0

And free delivery to your home by Bubba Wallace...unless he crashes on the way

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TheOne1 7 points ago +7 / -0

Crashes be racismz!

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MasklessMarvel 2 points ago +2 / -0

dey always blame da blacktires

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Toughsky_Shitsky 6 points ago +6 / -0

First 17 to sign up get a free garage pull autographed by Christopher Wray.

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Whimpy13 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noosr?

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bubadmt 2 points ago +2 / -0

Noose so hard FBI wanna find me But first they gotta hide me What’s a laptop to a Biden like me could you please remind me

Dat shit Wray

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MasklessMarvel 4 points ago +4 / -0

.unless he crashes on the way

because some evil Trump supporter made an improper lane change

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bubadmt 1 point ago +1 / -0

Gotta use NooseHub for that ultra quick contact-free equity delivery.

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MikesBigJockstrap 19 points ago +19 / -0

The sad thing is... This isn't discernible from reality.

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TexasPiper 11 points ago +11 / -0

I like how all the names are super white

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pushbackv2 8 points ago +8 / -0

Some would even say supremely white

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AndrewCuomosEmmy 2 points ago +2 / -0

Chad Anderson the blond dude sent me.

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pushbackv2 10 points ago +10 / -0

Who is this hate crime against? Check all that apply.

[ ] Black

[ ] Black Homosexual

[ ] Black Transgender

[ ] Black Street Pharmaceutical Salesman

[ ] Black Street Pharmaceutical Enthusiast

[ ] Black Jogging Enthusiast

[ ] Black Community Leader/Future Astronaut

[ ] Asian*

*Numbers show that #stopasianhate is no longer trending. Please try again.

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MasklessMarvel 6 points ago +6 / -0

i love how chinese puppet Xi Biden takes office and all of a sudden there is rampant racism against Asians

using PC culture to make yourselves an "oppressed" group is a play right out of the Muslim Brotherhood strategy for the US

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BobDolesBanana 3 points ago +3 / -0

[ ] BIPOC or other marginalized group demographic

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Illinois4Trump 2 points ago +3 / -1

More like

[ ] Black

[ ] Homosexuals

[ ] Transgender

[ ] Jews

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Formerlurker92 9 points ago +9 / -0

Doing the jobs Americans won't do

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PodunkTexas 6 points ago +6 / -0

Doing the women that Americans won't do...

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CelesteD 3 points ago +3 / -0

ugh, that is both funny and frighteningly (probably) true.

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PraetorAngel 7 points ago +7 / -0

October 2, 2019?

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Drewniverse 6 points ago +6 / -0

The hot pink nails lol

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IncredibleMrE1 4 points ago +4 / -0

Need to be about 6 inches longer in order to be believable.

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nickybops 5 points ago +5 / -0

I want to be a writer for Babylon Bee so bad

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BigFreedomBoner 1 point ago +1 / -0

I actually think I would have a good chance.

As a kid my dad was Catholic and my mom Protestant. So the compromise was Sunday School AND Catechism.

This even handed approach --- one that I definitely don't resent --- is what I think would help me take my Christian satire to the next level.

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pepepe 3 points ago +3 / -0

"Chad Anderson" lol

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CornPop76 2 points ago +2 / -0

Project Veritas pulled a CNN on one of thier conference calls

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Based_in_Space 2 points ago +2 / -0

Holy moly how do they come up with this stuff? I know it almost writes itself in current clown world we are living in.

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TraumaHotel 2 points ago +2 / -0

Soon to be followed by the Fake Victim app sure to be popular with the lefty retards out there

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flabbyfanny1 2 points ago +2 / -0

“Find the Perfect Oppressor For You”. Classic.

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desertflower 2 points ago +2 / -0

Can somebody remind me again of the connection between the Smollett family and Kamala?

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pepperonishoes 1 point ago +1 / -0

I believe we saw pictures of her and Smollett campaigning for her in the past. Most telling was the anti lynching legislation in the senate (?) which probably had her fingers all over it. House passes bill to make lynching a federal crime in historic vote.

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AE1989 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't give them ideas

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Trump43v3r 1 point ago +1 / -0

Playing with fire. I can find quite a few reasons that a lefty organization would use to justify creating such an app.

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MySidesGoUp 1 point ago +1 / -0

‘Let’s search your contacts for would-be assailants....’

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pacalis128 1 point ago +1 / -0

But how do you use it if you can't use a computer?

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BobDolesBanana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Come on, man!

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marksinister 1 point ago +1 / -0

We have this already, Fakebook and Twatter.

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MythArcana 1 point ago +1 / -0

Shit dope, aight!

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CMDRConanAAnderson 1 point ago +1 / -0

Don't doubt it already exists.

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FreeJack2020 1 point ago +1 / -0

The libtards are just gonna say this is more white supremacy because now white people have access to jobs POC's can't do (LMAO).

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arebee 1 point ago +1 / -0

If you’re looking for a white person to oppress you, do an advanced search under sheckelberg or bigsnozzenstein

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GEOTUSMAGA 3 points ago +3 / -0

Tell me more

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Dansterxx 0 points ago +1 / -1

The youth really need this. We already know they'd rather do crime and push the narrative, than just stop, take the red pill, and realize they are useful idiots for psycopaths.

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Illinois4Trump 0 points ago +1 / -1

The youth? Is this a boomer thing? As if yall weren't doing the same shit back in the day with Jews and gays.

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Dansterxx 2 points ago +2 / -0

They all walked out of the school in protest but when it was determined that it was a hoax, how many protested against fake hate crimes? The Youth are sheep, thats why the governments always use them to fight the wars. they are idealistic and they think they are invincible.

Edit Added Age info of Recent Notable Hate Crime Fakers and Database Link

Jussie Smollett 38 years Bubba Wallace 27 years http://www.fakehatecrimes.org/media/580

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Illinois4Trump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Didn't you fucks invade Europe over a fake hate crime against Jews?

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Dansterxx 1 point ago +1 / -0

You fucks, huh? ok, you are a fucking asshat and fuck you for cussing me and go fuck yourself and I'm happy to meet up bitchass I backup everything I say online with fire. Talk to me like that in my face lil boy, ill give you what you deserve.

I fucking dare you to disrespect me to my face you coward.

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Dansterxx 1 point ago +1 / -0

https://youtu.be/OMwI5unlK9M

I will lift it up to the temple and I will eat it. I'm on a level you aren't on. I watch people die on Hoodsite for fun.

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Illinois4Trump 0 points ago +1 / -1

You got a little dick and your mother is a whale faggot.

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Illinois4Trump 0 points ago +1 / -1

Blacks learned this from the Jews.