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VarusSPQR 24 points ago +24 / -0

Guy in the Maserati was probably wondering why that dude is wearing a wig.

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BarrysCellM8 19 points ago +19 / -0

Was probably wondering what Amy Schumer was doing in his neighborhood.

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Brevityamongstchaos 11 points ago +11 / -0

I'll take "things that never did nor ever will happen" for $2000 Alex. "It" thought a subaru was a maserati. Just like it thinks its a woman.

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AKGG 9 points ago +9 / -0

Nipples protruding, very disrespectful

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WenOli311 7 points ago +7 / -0

He probably thought it was Rebel Wilson

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AnointedVisions 2 points ago +3 / -1

Or Rain Wilson

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RolandDelacroix 6 points ago +6 / -0

Can't beat a free freak show

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RiffFantastic 5 points ago +5 / -0

The guy in the Maserati probably slowed down so he could throw his big gulp and yell faggot.

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Salt-N-Pepe 4 points ago +4 / -0

Captain Ahab had shore leave?

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Coldbyte 4 points ago +4 / -0

You call them Moobs not tits

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PraiseBeToScience 3 points ago +3 / -0

It's funny how women are like "we don't like gender stereotypes like pink, and ribbons, it should be okay for us to dress in baggy jeans if we want", but 100% of tranfag degenerate abominations are like "being a woman means unicorns and tiaras and pretty little bows!"

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KuzoKevin 3 points ago +3 / -0

It was actually a 1988 Ford Escort that self-identifies as a late-model Maserati.

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Gnometard 2 points ago +2 / -0

He wasn't staring at your tits, he was wondering if he should speed into a wall or not

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bluto36 2 points ago +2 / -0

hey why not? that a hot dude would check him out is every bit as plausible as him thinking he can be a girl

i fact check this as; Sure, OK?

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Shaffro 2 points ago +2 / -0

Keep telling yourself that. He stopped cause he thought the circus was back in town.

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cholulaking 2 points ago +2 / -0

slams on brakes WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

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AnointedVisions 1 point ago +2 / -1

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monkeycat2010 1 point ago +1 / -0

I will take "things that never happened" for $100.

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tom_machine 1 point ago +1 / -0

"Is that Axl Rose?"

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watchman4u 1 point ago +2 / -1

Maybe he was trying to get a bead on em

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markolbb 1 point ago +1 / -0

PLEASE make this an endless series. I will give you every updoot I have.

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RedPillosopher1776 1 point ago +1 / -0

File that under shit that never fucking happened.

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shlorbats 1 point ago +1 / -0

"I fear to watch yet I cannot turn away".. which would have zero to do with being turned on.

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zerocooltx 1 point ago +1 / -0

disgusting. dude was 100% molested as a kid.