The first time I got stoned was about the year 2000. For some reason the idea came to me to offload into the urinal. I think because the normal toilet was just pure filth and I didn't want to sit on it so this was a display of protest. When I turned around it was a beaut, perched in the cusp of an oval white urinal. I think I must have been standing there for around fifteen minutes laughing at the sight of it.
Because I secretly like to think of myself as the first person to ever shit in an urinal since I never heard of such a thing until South Park. When growing up people would shit everywhere, I remember a woman once on the platform screaming in rage there's a shit, a human shit, in the lift. Never however the urinal. Come to think of it I've never heard of it happening in the sink. Peeing in the sink yes but nothing else.
One of the funniest memories of my life revolved around a deuce in a urinal. It was junior year of high school and I was walking into the men's room during class. As I'm walking in the hard-ass, jerk PE teacher comes around the corner walking out with rubber cleaning gloves on carrying a bucket with a pair of tongs in it. The entrance/exit was pretty narrow and he was a pretty big guy, so I instinctively paused to let him pass. But as I processed what was walking toward me, I just stood there with my mouth agape, and he started to laugh and spat out, "Someone pooped in one of the urinals!" I never looked at that guy the same way again.
I hope you don't mind if I shit in your urinal.
Came in here to say this
The first time I got stoned was about the year 2000. For some reason the idea came to me to offload into the urinal. I think because the normal toilet was just pure filth and I didn't want to sit on it so this was a display of protest. When I turned around it was a beaut, perched in the cusp of an oval white urinal. I think I must have been standing there for around fifteen minutes laughing at the sight of it.
You stoned rn? Because why on Earth did you feel the need to type this up?
Because I secretly like to think of myself as the first person to ever shit in an urinal since I never heard of such a thing until South Park. When growing up people would shit everywhere, I remember a woman once on the platform screaming in rage there's a shit, a human shit, in the lift. Never however the urinal. Come to think of it I've never heard of it happening in the sink. Peeing in the sink yes but nothing else.
Clearly you didn't live in the 70s. One time, this feller was going to pay for Bananas (at Walmart), He pulls out a $20 and it was covered in Shit!
One of the funniest memories of my life revolved around a deuce in a urinal. It was junior year of high school and I was walking into the men's room during class. As I'm walking in the hard-ass, jerk PE teacher comes around the corner walking out with rubber cleaning gloves on carrying a bucket with a pair of tongs in it. The entrance/exit was pretty narrow and he was a pretty big guy, so I instinctively paused to let him pass. But as I processed what was walking toward me, I just stood there with my mouth agape, and he started to laugh and spat out, "Someone pooped in one of the urinals!" I never looked at that guy the same way again.
It's like Homer when handling the nuclear rods!
Exactly. But a person who you've always despised and has always been difficult. And it's shit instead of a nuclear fuel rod.
Kek