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redditadminssuckit 86 points ago +86 / -0

That's more like an Abrams whale

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ChuckedBeef 27 points ago +27 / -0

That's no whale, it's a moon. No, it's a Ham Planet!

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Colonel_Dax 20 points ago +20 / -0

AHHRR! Until she spouts black blood and rolls fin out!

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A1waysLurk1ing 16 points ago +16 / -0

Her teeth are known as Jachin and Boaz.

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NateBedfordForrest 5 points ago +5 / -0

Holy shit. @alwayslurking.

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SheilaJacksonRee 5 points ago +5 / -0

I had to look that up but....ROFLMAOOOOOOOO

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NinjaPlease 2 points ago +2 / -0

That cunt flosses with a fuckin mattress !

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PatriotSkorzeny 5 points ago +5 / -0

Please don’t insult tanks or whales.

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Walt_Kowalski 4 points ago +4 / -0

Save a whale, harpoon a fat chick.